You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ashspren]

16 minutes ago, Quell said:

when your science teacher asks for properties of aluminum and you say "allomantically inert." Everyone stared at me as me and my friend shared a knowing look.

when you start cracking up at the coppermind page for the stick.https://coppermind.net/wiki/Stick

Yes!!!! Once, I looked up “gold ability to burn,” and the first thing that popped up was Mistborn. I had no Sanderfriends with me at the time, and my “normal” friends watched me freak out on my own...

15 minutes ago, Tesh said:

*doesn't look at page*

Stick is a confirmed member of BARK and BITE.

Is that correct?

And there is a theory that he is a worldhopper, or that he can be used as a hemalurgic spike.

(Doesn’t look at the page either)

Yes, I believe that was correct. Stick was seen on Sel as the stick that Raoden used to draw an Aon on the ground, right? 

WE LOVE YOU, STICK. YOU DO YOU. YOU BE A STICK LIKE THE STICK YOU ARE.

[Apollyon he/him]

While researching UFOs for school, I figured out that part of the Roswell wreckage was sticks. I think you can see where it went from there. “WE ARE STICK. WE COME IN STICK.”

[AonEne he/him]

I didn't even know that was a page. That's great. 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see this and immediately think, "That's the Bridge Four salute!" (Credit goes to Avengergram for creating this comic/meme.)

[Mistspren she/her]

I just want Kaladin to walk in with Bridge Four and tell them all that he did it better.

[Rebecca she/her]

When this is your phone’s lock screen.

Spoiler

 

[MountainKing]

What picture is that

 

[Rebecca she/her]

10 minutes ago, MountainKing said:

What picture is that

 

The chasms! 

[Sami she/her]

You know when you're in too deep when:

(spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War)

Spoiler

You walk out and while discussing it with your brother:

"He basically doomed the whole cosmere!" 

"Oh yeah, that bit when the Unmade beat up Vision!"

Whoopsies.

 

[Rebecca she/her]

When you get very sad when you find out your one cousin who reads BS might not be at the family reunion this year. And the next one is in two years. I won’t get to talk to him about OB. I’m so sad.  (We need a crying emoji. I would totally use it right now.)

 

Also, my brother learned how to make these origami bookmarks at school, and this is what the one he made yesterday looked like...

Spoiler

Then he came home today with this one, and said “I made one to fit The Way of Kings!”

Spoiler

Here it is next to the other one for size comparison.

Spoiler

 

When you are taking this personality type quiz, and it says, “I get to spend time in a shared activity...” but you read it as “I get to spend time on the shard...”  and your like, oh yeah definitely that one.

When you walk into class at school and see “cookie surges” written on the board, and start contemplating what that could mean. It didn’t actually say that, but that’s what it looked like, and I still have no idea what it actually said.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

okay, that coppermind page for Stick is hilarious

[King Cole he/him]

6 hours ago, Sami said:

You know when you're in too deep when:

(spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War)

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You walk out and while discussing it with your brother:

"He basically doomed the whole cosmere!" 

"Oh yeah, that bit when the Unmade beat up Vision!"

Whoopsies.

 

I almost read that and I would have been extremely sad

[Barbarian AL he/him]

When you're only 21 but you have a death will that includes your probable Hoed chant and the wish to be put in a small lake atop a mountain to decompose and disintegrate into sweet nothingness.

Edited May 6, 2018 by Barbarian AL
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[Marasi Colms]

When I watch Lady Bug with my daughter, I see a Radiant with a spren.

[Gasper he/him]

When you play fortnite and start calling the storm a High storm.

[Gasper he/him]

When you see a grey sheet at the thrift store and think "mistcloak".

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When your mom is finally getting into tWoK, (she's on the first interlude.) and you try take hard not to ask her how she's liking it, or where she is. She came up to me earlier, and said, now I know why you have Bridge Four on the back of your sweater. I said, you'll think I'm a lot less strange once you read Oathbringer. 

[AonEne he/him]

When you make up a saying - Never go anywhere without a Sanderson book.

And then you never go anywhere without two.

[Steeldancer he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you spend time meticulously pulling apart Elkohars feast in WoK so you can replicate it in culinary project. My teacher is going to be so confused, but I am going to be so happy. 

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, AonEne said:

When you make up a saying - Never go anywhere without a Sanderson book.

And then you never go anywhere without two.

Looking on the bright side of life, It's one good thing about being agoraphobic because i'm never away from one.....

[Apollyon he/him]

When you wish your hometown was Elantris so you could improve the world in ways that may or may not involve making everyone except for a few choice friends Hoed.

[Gray to he/him]

When you spend every moment dreaming of what life would be like if you and your friends had cosmere powers.

[Zath he/him]

When you subconsciously translate the word "thoughts" as "expressions in the Cognitive Realm".

[Barbarian AL he/him]

Friend: This soup is disgusting.

Me: *sighs* ..... Rock must have put chull dung in it.

Friend: What?

Me: What?

 

[The Voiceless One he/him]

When you convince two of your siblings to read Sanderson and get and account on the Shard.