Apollyon he/him Posted May 8, 2018 Posted May 8, 2018 When your converted Sanderfan friend won’t stop asking questions about the Cosmere after you name-dropped Adonalsium... 1
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 When you think you see the word "stormlight" in a non-Sanderson book and just roll with it for a second before realizing you made a mistake. 3
Apollyon he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) When Harry Potter used to be the best series on Earth, but then Sanderson corrupted you and now they are at best, mediocre. :/ Edited May 9, 2018 by Apollyon 8
Mistspren she/her Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 When you are learning about the Investiture Controversy in World History and can't stop thinking about the Cosmere and keep wondering that when King Henry IV was investing Investing Pope Gregory VII's bishops, the Investiture turned red due to the corruption. When your follow up thought is that all the Investiture going around could have tempted Nightblood, and after a few hundred more years, he may have been unsheathed and caused the Black Death. They told us it was the fleas, but they lied. Nightblood, I know its you... When you go down the rabbit hole too far. 6
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: When Harry Potter used to be the best series on Earth, but then Sanderson corrupted you and now they are at best, mediocre. :/ Corrupted? How could you say that? You were purified! 4
Tesh Any pronouns Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: Corrupted? How could you say that? You were purified! You might even say Preserved! Like strawberry jam! 7
Mistspren she/her Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 39 minutes ago, Tesh said: You might even say Preserved! Like strawberry jam! Careful, you might not want to eat the bread that goes with that jam. It might be poisoned... 4
Apollyon he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 Nah, it’s okay. When you have made an oath to never touch jam or jelly again in fear of poison, because you don’t have a soulcaster... (Sadly, Truthwatchers, as my order; cannot soulcast...) 1
Steeldancer he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 When all you really want to write about on the AP lit test is Tarangavian. 6
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 52 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: When all you really want to write about on the AP lit test is Tarangavian. You might appreciate this. When Harmony is randomly capitalized in the middle of a poem you're reading and all you can think about is the shard. 5
Bridge 4.0 he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 On 4/23/2015 at 8:56 PM, Xaladin said: When you never skip prologues anymore. Ever. So true, When I first tried reading the book SA I got bored! I do not know how I did that, but a few years later I try again and I am sucked into it. 1
Steeldancer he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 23 minutes ago, thegatorgirl00 said: You might appreciate this. When Harmony is randomly capitalized in the middle of a poem you're reading and all you can think about is the shard. Yup that too 2
Thunderclast Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 When you trip and swear in the recently translated Dawnchant 5
Jehoiada he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 When your working and your co-worker says he's out of breath and you feel sad that he's a drab. 5
Thunderclast Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 when you cut yourself and try to tap your goldmind to heal 4
Rebecca she/her Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 4 hours ago, King Cole said: Who the heck would ever skip a prologue Seriously though. I’ve never understood why some people do this. 2
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Feeling an urge to jump from high altitudes to prove your boldness to your costumers in trade like my girl Rysn. 6
RedEyedWhiteRaven he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 When you wonder where is Syl and what she's doing when Kal is defecating. 4
AonEne he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, RedEyedWhiteRaven said: When you wonder where is Syl and what she's doing when Kal is defecating. I don't actually want to know the answer. When your Spanish book you see problems number six and eight, and in between them is seventeen. I went crazy. Khriss was totally trying to contact me, I know it. When someone draws a creepy looking person and asks you to describe him in another language, and you think shash and kayana. 6
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 9 hours ago, King Cole said: Who the heck would ever skip a prologue Or interludes... 2
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 When your stomach rumbles and you're like Stormfather is displeased. 9
Jude he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 When its hurricane hits Florida and you think the stormfathers angry.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 When you thank adonalsium that the stormfather isn't the hulk because he gets angry so much 3
Jehoiada he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Jude said: When its hurricane hits Florida and you think the stormfathers angry. To soon bro, to soon
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