Well you see if I know the plot of the book I most likely would have read it so you can deduct that I have read it at least once, I am a complete geek so now you can conclude that I have read it twice, and I'm getting pissed at you for no reason so now you should have concluded that I have read it 3 times.
SOOOOOOO you can deduct from all this that this conversation is a waste of time
Have a lovely day!