You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you're having a duel on Discord, posting on The Longest Thread, and posting here all at the same time.

When after said duel, you start madly theorizing about Mistborn Era four. I had two 17th shard forums, Arcanum, Discord, and Oathbringer open at the same time.

Edited May 13, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you're combing through Arcanum and the Coppermind trying to find info on the Fifth Ideal. 

(I lost the above mentioned duel. And I'm searching for info as part of the same discussion ) 

Edited May 13, 2018 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

And I now have a third thread up and a Coppermind.

When your little brother starts sleeping in and your parents are getting frustrated (cause school) and can't figure out why, and you know why but aren't going to tell them because the reason is that he's staying up late reading Mistborn for the first time.

Edited May 13, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Blazenella he/him]

Whenever you feel an emotion and the first thing you do is look for spren.

[Jude he/him]

1 hour ago, Blazenella said:

Whenever you feel an emotion and the first thing you do is look for spren.

I understand the struggle

 

now, where is my honor spren!!!

[Jude he/him]

When you have reread the books like 5 times each and still get exited when you start them again

 

ps I'm rereading the stormlight archive right now!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

to go off yours, jude, when you feel the chills everytime you reread any of his enings.

and wehn you feel the chils when you just THINK about th enings. 

seriously, I went over the words in my mind and got goosebumps.

[Jude he/him]

3 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

to go off yours, jude, when you feel the chills everytime you reread any of his enings.

and wehn you feel the chils when you just THINK about th enings. 

seriously, I went over the words in my mind and got goosebumps.

Yes I agree!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

if the climate is ever too hot and your sweating, listen to oathbringer the finale

Edited May 17, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Rebecca she/her]

When your observing worms in biology, and you have to name it. I wanted to name ours Gaz, but my friend wanted to name it Smog, so  now it’s name is Smog. But then my friend wanted to give it a last name, and I suggested Kholin. Our worm is named Smog Kholin.

[Zath he/him]

When you can't stop listening to The Black Piper's album Kaladin and imagining Kaladin's story arc in The Way of Kings in vivid detail.

Seriously, it's almost scary how perfectly that music fits the story.  Just amazing.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you are going to memorize the story of Fleet for a monologue in leadership.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When your at a restaurant that has the initials WoB and you keep wondering what the heck words of Brandon chicken wings are. 

[Apollyon he/him]

4 hours ago, Tesh said:

When you are going to memorize the story of Fleet for a monologue in leadership.

This is Rusting brilliant! I need to memorize this!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

24 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

This is Rusting brilliant! I need to memorize this!

I copied it out a while ago, but via pen and paper. But I got all the in between bits out. And I need to type it out. But I've done the same to Derethil and the Wandersail. And I want to do the same to the story about Mishim... Anyways.

Thanks!

[Xaladin he/him]

On ‎5‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 10:57 AM, King Cole said:

Who the heck would ever skip a prologue

I remember when I read LoTR for the first time as a kid my mom told me to skip the prologue. She herself had tried to get into LoTR but couldn't get past the prologue which is filled with a lot of detail (not all of which is relevant to the plot, etc.) and my dad told her "you always skip the prologue when you read LoTR, silly."

Anyway, after Brandon Sanderson ... uh, no more prologue-skipping. They're not only plot-relevant but also EPIC.

[Jude he/him]

when you daydream all through class about what you would do if you lived in Roshar.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you read "Rogerian" as "Rosharan"

[Barbarian AL he/him]

"They call me Stormblessed, you can't torment me so."

"Al get back inside will you, it's pouring out there"

[Emily she/her]

When you try to prove that you can do everything one handed because any Rosharan woman can do it. 

(Also making a paper model of Hrathen’s armour) 

[Reckless Reader]

On 5/14/2018 at 7:36 PM, Apollyon said:

This is Rusting brilliant! I need to memorize this!

To save everyone trouble here's my version...

Wit's Poem.docx

Edited May 16, 2018 by Reckless Reader

[Jorville he/him]

When all the other people at your D&D group complain at you and the only other Sanderfan are "Nerding out" over Oathbringer.

[AonEne he/him]

When you get really unhappy that you stepped on and killed a snail, thinking of it as a cremling.

RIP it.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I have officially been on the Shard for a year! Only last night did I realize the significance of me joining on the 16th.

[AonEne he/him]

6 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I have officially been on the Shard for a year! Only last night did I realize the significance of me joining on the 16th.

CEEEEEELEBRATION TIME COME ON