You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Just now, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

When you see a nail on the floor and think "That's a really small hemallurgic spike".

Or when you are cleaning up boards with nails in them w/o you knowing. And when some tells you, you are like "someone almost spiked me!"

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you get a branch from a cherry tree, and put it inn a jar, fill it with water, then put rocks in the bottom to remind you of Tein.

When these are the four things that you listen to while doing other things: (fourth one not related to Sanderson).

• SA audiobook
• Writing Excuses
• Kaladin soundtrack
• An equal mix of the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack, and The Greatest Showman soundtrack.

[Podman]

3 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you get a branch from a cherry tree, and put it inn a jar, fill it with water, then put rocks in the bottom to remind you of Tein.

Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack

Those things just make me sad. 

Pretty much any mention of Tien makes me sad usually. The one exception is Tien the kiwi. That makes me happy.

Dear Evan Hansen also makes me sad.

Edited April 4, 2018 by podman36

[Tesh Any pronouns]

55 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Those things just make me sad. 

Pretty much any mention of Tien makes me sad usually. The one exception is Tien the kiwi. That makes me happy.

Dear Evan Hansen also makes me sad.

I can relate. So much.

I need to read Dear Evan Hansen.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When you decided to change your senior quote to a Sanderson quote. 

[Podman]

27 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I need to read Dear Evan Hansen.

It’s a book?

[Rebecca she/her]

When you have a dream about discovering that someone you kind of know at school is a sanderfan.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When BS means Brandon Sanderson and not the other thing... 

[Mistspren she/her]

When your immediate reaction to being told to guess where you will be in life in 20 years is “Sacrilege!” and you have to restrain yourself from saying it out loud.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

10 hours ago, Sahin the Just said:

Or when you are cleaning up boards with nails in them w/o you knowing. And when some tells you, you are like "someone almost spiked me!"

Or you have to pull nails out of the floor or other wood and you're thinking angry thoughts toward anyone who would spike a piece of wood in the first place.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you are sad you have the ebook version of OB because you don’t get to carry around the giant physical copy. It looks so much cooler than my kindle!

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When a friend of yours reads his books but is not a Sanderfan. 

[Podman]

1 hour ago, Sahin the Just said:

When a friend of yours reads his books but is not a Sanderfan. 

I feel your pain. I have a friend like that. 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you're more excited about an email from your friend about a Sanderson book than most anything else.

 

When you notice someone from your car and they turn around and see you and your automatic assumption is that they noticed you because they found a way to get extra BioChromatic Breath.

 

When your sister asks what BioChromatic Breath is and your brother says "It's Brandon Sanderson" and continues to explain that wen you say something he doesn't understand, he just assumes it's Sanderson.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you little 9-year-old brother starts talking about highstorms and this awesome Dalinar flashback chapter in OB. At first I started correcting him on all the details, but then I was like, “how does he know all this? Do I really talk this much about Sanderson books? Wait, of course I do. I’m a sanderfan.”

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When your family attributes language they don't know to Brandon Sanderson.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

18 hours ago, podman36 said:

It’s a book?

This guy who writes scripts and stuff published one, and it got made into a musical!

At least I think that's the case.

[Podman]

3 hours ago, Tesh said:

This guy who writes scripts and stuff published one, and it got made into a musical!

At least I think that's the case.

Got it.

 

 

Also, you know you're a Sanderfan when you are in a Scouts thing and when the leader asks everybody, "How do you lash?", you immediately respond with, "With Stormlight! Duh. You'll also need a Nahel bond or an Honorblade."

Apparently he meant lashing with ropes. 

So...

 

Still Stormlight?

Edited April 5, 2018 by podman36

[Sunbird she/her]

When the library you work at has a caption contest and you can't resist submitting a joke about reading Brandon Sanderson when you're supposed to be studying.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you turn @Sahin the Just into a caterpillar. 

[CadCom he/him]

On ‎3‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 11:49 AM, Fifth Scholar said:

When your Spanish teacher asks you to translate “rascacielos” (skyscraper) and you confidently answer “Skybreaker!”

Haha I think Skybreaker would be Quebracielos. Or maybe Rompacielos. Which sounds cooler to everyone? Or has anyone actually read SA in Spanish?

[Truthweaver she/her]

You know your cousin's a true Sanderfan when she sends you this email: (WoR spoilers)

Spoiler

Jasnah died?!?!?

I’m so upset!! Why???? Oh my gosh. 

I’m so upset. 

If she’s really dead I’ll be *really* upset. 

Oh my gosh

But she’s on the cover of Book III??? 

Hannahhhh whyyyy she was my favorite

I’m gonna cry until she comes back

>:(

 

I was mean. I told her that the cover of Book 3 was from a flashback scene. And she believed me.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On 4/4/2018 at 11:45 AM, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

When your sister asks what BioChromatic Breath is and your brother says "It's Brandon Sanderson" and continues to explain that wen you say something he doesn't understand, he just assumes it's Sanderson.

I am attempting to do just that. If you would like to help, say, "My life to yours, my Breath become yours."

[TNTman20 he/him]

The ghostbloods are real...

Edited April 6, 2018 by TNTman20
Sorry it's sideways

[Windrunner2319]

When you write your seven page college English Final on how Vin qualifies as a traditional hero, according to folklore standards.