AonEne he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Mistspren said: that’s a closely guarded secret. Might want to get in touch with your book dealer. Thank you for this...
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 56 minutes ago, Mistspren said: When you are casually cruising the meme thread and accidentally write this because somebody made a Returned joke. I’m pretty sure my addiction has progressed from ‘overwhelming desire’ to ‘physically needs Sanderson to live’. Now I have a strange desire to write accompaniment and record it as a song. I think I need help. You are perfectly alright. We all are. When April 19, 2017 was the day you first started reading a Sanderson book. I still have the receipt.
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 When you get OB the day it comes out and finishes it that day at 11:59. 4
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 11 hours ago, Mraize said: When you get OB the day it comes out and finishes it that day at 11:59. I guess I'm a Sanderfan then... 3
Flying she/her Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 When you go to Silicon Valley Comic Con and are disappointed because the most Sanderson-related thing you see there is your t-shirt. 2
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 When you want this place to be a real community. When you want to start a Sanderson to take over the world. Sanderdomination!!! 1
Kidpen he/him Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 When you get upset that you have no new notifications after checking back five minutes after the last time. 6
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Kidpen said: When you get upset that you have no new notifications after checking back five minutes after the last time. And then when you come back hours later you have a whole slew if notifications and pages to go through. 1
Quickbronze he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) When you are in a position to say, "No you fool, it's a completely different Stormlight Archive reference!" When you chide your friend for not wearing so much as a glove on her safehand. Edited April 9, 2018 by Quickbronze 7
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Quickbronze said: When you chide your friend for not wearing so much as a glove on her safehand. 2 On this topic, when you realize that you are not as masculine as you could because you know how to write/ know literature. 4
AonEne he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When you see the words 'Lift for shower' in your bathtub and for some indecipherable reason your mind goes to this alternate reality where 'shower' is a governmental position, like president, and someone is trying to get you to elect Lift as the new shower. And how I would totally do that. I then realized what I was thinking. When you associate half the words in any given text with something Sanderson related. i.e. metals, Shard names, etc. When you see ELA (English Language Arts) and think "I should put 'ntris' behind it. Then it'll be Elantris." When you randomly see the word Investiture in the YouTube description for someone being knighted, and do a double take. 6
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When you've been reading Brandon Sanderson for so long that when you finally stop, you realize the world has moved on without you. (And it has changed drastically in the years you've been absorbed in the amazing literature.) 3
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: When you've been reading Brandon Sanderson for so long that when you finally stop, you realize the world has moved on without you. (And it has changed drastically in the years you've been absorbed in the amazing literature.) Or when you are done with his books, you go through Sanderwithdrawals. 5
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, Mraize said: Or when you are done with his books, you go through Sanderwithdrawals. It doesn't take much to get those. Just a couple sentences, maybe a paragraph or two. 1
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 58 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: It doesn't take much to get those. Just a couple sentences, maybe a paragraph or two. That is why I am getting OB surgically attached to my hand. 4
King Cole he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When you should be working in class, but the Shard calls..... 3
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When you dream of a Shade apocalypse... 2
Mr. Superficiality Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When silver is no longer something you us as jewelry... 1
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When you have abandoned all of your dreams of flying. I want to be a Windrunner on Roshar, now. 2
AonEne he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 6 hours ago, Mraize said: Or when you are done with his books, you go through Sanderwithdrawals. Oh hey, there's a name for it! 2
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, AonEne said: Oh hey, there's a name for it! Yeah, I believe I came up with it myself, when my mother said I was going through reading withdrawals because I caught up in reading Sanderson. 1
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: Oh hey, there's a name for it! And a thread! 1
AonEne he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mraize said: Yeah, I believe I came up with it myself, when my mother said I was going through reading withdrawals because I caught up in reading Sanderson. Yay for making up names! ...My computer is starting to worry me. I didn't recognize yay and I had to add it to the dictionary...twice??? 3 minutes ago, Tesh said: And a thread! What happens there? What's it called? 1
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, AonEne said: What happens there? What's it called? Uhhhh.... It's on General Brandon Discussion... 1
Sunbird she/her Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 34 minutes ago, AonEne said: What happens there? What's it called? 32 minutes ago, Tesh said: Uhhhh.... It's on General Brandon Discussion... I think this is the thread Tesh is referring to: Fantasy Addicts Anonymous 3
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