You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When you postpone something really really important telling people you HAVE to wait for Lost Metal to come out before going on your mission. 

[Kidpen he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sahin the Just said:

When you postpone something really really important telling people you HAVE to wait for Lost Metal to come out before going on your mission. 

That's not postponement, that's just valid waiting.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

17 minutes ago, Sahin the Just said:

When you postpone something really really important telling people you HAVE to wait for Lost Metal to come out before going on your mission. 

Poor @Shadows4Silence left in Oct.

 

[Elenion he/him]

1 hour ago, Sahin the Just said:

When you postpone something really really important telling people you HAVE to wait for Lost Metal to come out before going on your mission. 

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

Poor @Shadows4Silence left in Oct.

 

I'm leaving in July so I might miss Stormlight 4. 

[Kidpen he/him]

When you desperately try to think of how everything is related to Sanderson so you can post it here.Then you think of this post...

[Flying she/her]

When your best friend is the type of person who promises he'll sneak Words of Radiance into the school dance so you can read it with him (it's the mass market paperback; there's absolutely no way we could have gotten in his hardcover copy), but then can't because his parents realize it's exactly the type of thing he'd do and then make sure all of his books are in his backpack before leaving.  

(This is really random, but I'm very proud to say that I put the original Pokemon theme song in the song request list. That is one of the only songs I would have danced to, but, unfortunately, the DJ didn't play it. Storming DJ doesn't know what storming music is.)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When your best friend is the type of person who promises he'll sneak Words of Radiance into the school dance so you can read it with him (it's the mass market paperback; there's absolutely no way we could have gotten in his hardcover copy), but then can't because his parents realize it's exactly the type of thing he'd do and then make sure all of

Hah! I had basically the same experience. Sortta.

I got one of those water bottle bags the other day, and the first thing I asked when I got it was if I could fit a book in it. TWoK actually fit! 

My mom called me a nerd. I thanked her for the complement.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When you go to the library or bookstore and the first section you go to is fiction looking to see if the library/store has the Sanderson book available you have been waiting on forever.

Edited April 1, 2018 by Sahin the Just

[NoiseSpren he/him]

When you read You Know You're a Sanderfan When... because you don't want to be only Sander-freak in all the world.

[AonEne he/him]

8 hours ago, NoiseSpren said:

When you read You Know You're a Sanderfan When... because you don't want to be only Sander-freak in all the world.

We aren't freaks, we're nerds. Branerdons.

Doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as Sanderfan, does it?

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

Not Brandon Sanderson

We're Branerdon Sanderfans

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When your Fin lit teacher goes over wills and on the assignment she gives asks you to who you would give your favorite book to, and you write "Bury the all of Sanderson's books with me, or put it in a time capsule for the aliens."

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When you sing Disney songs but you replace words with things from the cosmere. 

Let's get down to business, to defeat the Singers
Did they send me bridgemen, when I asked for soldiers?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a chasm but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

y'all get the idea

 

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

You are on 17th Shard at work more than you actually do the work you are paid to do...

[Lord Meeker he/him]

1 hour ago, Tineye Navigator said:

You are on 17th Shard at work more than you actually do the work you are paid to do...

This could be said for me and school work...

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

@Sahin the Just, the difference is, I am using a work computer, during work hours, getting paid to RP. And answer a few calls between that....

[Lord Meeker he/him]

55 minutes ago, Tineye Navigator said:

@Sahin the Just, the difference is, I am using a work computer, during work hours, getting paid to RP. And answer a few calls between that....

True, true. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When a conversation with a friend goes like this

"I think have read a Sanderson book?" they say.

"Are you sure? You would remember it, his writing is amazing." you say

"Maybe."

Mentally you are screaming Have another! Another. You will love him! As you shove BS books down their throat.

[TNTman20 he/him]

On 3/31/2018 at 8:30 AM, Sahin the Just said:

When you start dreaming in Sanderson. 

Literally just had a SA dream. Made me soooooooo happy! 

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 hours ago, TNTman20 said:

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

Sorta. I dreamed that Kaladin swore the 4th oath while imprisoned by the Voidbringers. Then he escaped and met Dalinar and together they fought an army of parshendi. 

I really wanted to see more once they won. 

Edit: 100th post!

Edited April 4, 2018 by Sahin the Just

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, TNTman20 said:

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

I have dreams about that all the time. 

I also got two people to read Sanderson today! Two! I got both of them to check out the Rithmatist. I personally really really liked it. But I was super excited.

[Mistspren she/her]

More converts. 

Also, when you write your name on your math test in the Women’s Script and your teacher complains that you didn’t write your name on the paper, but you protest that you did, and they just look at you like you’re crazy.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Mistspren said:

More converts. 

Also, when you write your name on your math test in the Women’s Script and your teacher complains that you didn’t write your name on the paper, but you protest that you did, and they just look at you like you’re crazy.

Sounds like me.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When your battery hits 17% and you think of this place as well as the worldhopping group hunting Hoid. 

The when your battery hits 16% and you think of the Shards and poor shattered Adonalsium. 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you see a nail on the floor and think "That's a really small hemallurgic spike".