You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

When you convert your first victim to Sandorsonism, and it’s the best part of your year.

Edited March 6, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian
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[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you're thinking about Toy Story, and then you start thinking..

Maybe the toys are invested..

Maybe that's how investiture expresses itself on this planet..

So is this on Earth..

No, must be some other Shardworld..

So, can the investiture from the toys be used by humans?..

or maybe the investiture is in humans..

yeah, that works better..

But when kids personify their toys, and give them so much love and attention, they start drawing in investiture and gaining sentience...

 

 

I overthink things when I'm bored. Although, This really makes sense when you look at something called the Pixar theory... Not sure If anyone else here knows what I'm talking about 

 

Edited March 5, 2018 by Benjamin_Stormblessed

[Farnsworth]

When I'm stuck in an irritating half-hour discussion elective, and then the discussion for the day is "do you reread books or rewatch shows?" and you try to remember if you are on your 8th or 9th reread of OB.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you think you hear the notification sound at random times throughout your day

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Benjamin_Stormblessed said:

When you think you hear the notification sound at random times throughout your day

That's why I turned it off. 

[AC12 he/him]

23 hours ago, Benjamin_Stormblessed said:

This really makes sense when you look at something called the Pixar theory... Not sure If anyone else here knows what I'm talking about 

YES!! The Pixar theory is amazing and I believe that this might be the missing link we have needed all along! Investiture is the key! Mr. Potato Head is actually Hoid!!!

[Aon Ati he/him]

When you bravely tell people that you like Sanderson's books more then Tolkien, even though you know Tolkien fans will proceed to try and kill you for saying such an evil statement.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Aon Ati said:

When you bravely tell people that you like Sanderson's books more then Tolkien, even though you know Tolkien fans will proceed to try and kill you for saying such an evil statement.

I literally know no Tolkien fans other than my dad and myself.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when all your metaphors are Sanderson references. And when you've read Oathbringer 3 times already. ( I think I have a problem...)

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you start grinning to yourself after spotting someone reading Edgedancer at the bus stop.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

You know you're a Sanderson fan when you're trying to think of a last name for a character, then you see 17th shard open on your browser, so you name your character 'Dr. Sanderson' XD 

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when after rereading WoR the 6th time, you start to argue about the philosophical implications of "True Lies"

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

19 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when all your metaphors are Sanderson references. And when you've read Oathbringer 3 times already. ( I think I have a problem...)

Probably. You are not even in the teens yet.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

42 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Probably. You are not even in the teens yet.

It will happen soon.... I do a lot of rereading.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Same.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

@ElephantEarwax, rereading cosmere is a pretty compulsive thing, you go around once, and then you start again, and again, and again....

It's a vicious cycle.

[Flying she/her]

When you're the reason 17th Shard has been blocked from all the computers in the school library. 

(I went in the library a few times during lunch to go on the Shard and the school must have seen it, because a week later the website was blocked on all the computers with a warning that said it wasn't "educational" and I'd been denied access.)

[Steeldancer he/him]

1 minute ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When you're the reason 17th Shard has been blocked from all the computers in the school library. 

(I went in the library a few times during lunch to go on the Shard and the school must have seen it, because a week later the website was blocked on all the computers with a warning that said it wasn't "educational" and I'd been denied access.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS.

 This site is totally educational. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

20 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS.

 This site is totally educational. 

It's about books, after all.

It's blocked on all school computers at my school. But I still have access to the Coppermind and Arcanum.

[Quickbronze he/him]

22 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

 This site is totally educational. 

About the workings of fictional physics

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

@Warbreaker_Weiss, this is why you use your phone's data to access the Shard at school....

[Tesh Any pronouns]

6 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

@Warbreaker_Weiss, this is why you use your phone's data to access the Shard at school....

I would soooo do that.

If I had a smartphone. Which I don't. 

[Flying she/her]

8 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I would soooo do that.

If I had a smartphone. Which I don't. 

I don't have a smartphone either, so the school computers were pretty much my only connection to the Shard during school hours. I haven't been on the Shard in a few weeks because now I don't have any way to not so stealthily sneak into the computer lab and log into my account. I've tried Incognito also, and the school blocked me in that too. They're very concerned when it comes to me finding a way to gain access to a website about fantasy books (Personally, I think the evil librarians who roam the library have something to do with it. They know I've read Alcatraz's books and I know their secrets ). 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

(Personally, I think the evil librarians who roam the library have something to do with it. They know I've read Alcatraz's books and I know their secrets )

I agree. I have also seen evidence that Alcatraz's books are true biographies, nowhere near fiction.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

32 minutes ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

I don't have a smartphone either, so the school computers were pretty much my only connection to the Shard during school hours. I haven't been on the Shard in a few weeks because now I don't have any way to not so stealthily sneak into the computer lab and log into my account. I've tried Incognito also, and the school blocked me in that too. They're very concerned when it comes to me finding a way to gain access to a website about fantasy books (Personally, I think the evil librarians who roam the library have something to do with it. They know I've read Alcatraz's books and I know their secrets ). 

Uh, would now be the proper time to say that I am in fact, employed by a library? (Although I do primarily use it as an outlet to convert others to the cosmere)