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24 minutes ago, Tesh said:

@podman36 I'm going.

Ahhhhhh!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

See you there!

When your mom tells you that you are going to the signing, and you start crying. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Going to New Zealand and the signing or just the signing?

 

Either way, have fun at the signing!

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57 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Going to New Zealand and the signing or just the signing?

The signing. 

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When you read this in the Book of Judges

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Then Jael Heber’s wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.

Judges 4:21

And immediately think of hemalurgy.

So, Biblical Inquisitors confirmed?

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When you are thinking about @scyron's post above, then think, "Holy crap, unicorns are just spiked horses."

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When you get your English teacher interested in Brandon Sanderson, and then TODAY SHE BOUGHT ELANTRIS.

MY FIRST CONVERT TO SANDERSONISM!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Edit: Now if only I could get my Girlfriend to ream them..

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When your swear words are "Storming" or "Stormfather", and you swear you see pain spren when you stub your toe!

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When you have an awesome dream, but when you wake up, all you can remember is that the dream version of Firefight had the title "Calamity" on it, and it makes you angry at your dream self for confusing them.

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When you get your cousin interesting in Brandon Sanderson and ask every day what part of mistborn she is on, after waiting for her to get it from the library for a week.

or when you are doing a fanfic hodgepodge of nearly everything, and hoid is a main character. and you have allomancy, and the person i am doing it with is a dustbringer.

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6 hours ago, The Harp Lady said:

When you have an awesome dream, but when you wake up, all you can remember is that the dream version of Firefight had the title "Calamity" on it, and it makes you angry at your dream self for confusing them.

Not Sanderson-related, but I once had a dream where I could tell something was wrong with my friend but I couldn't figure out what. Immediately after waking up, I realized that I had been seeing one friend's head on top of another friend's body. Now that'll throw you for a loop!

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7 hours ago, Elenion said:

Not Sanderson-related, but I once had a dream where I could tell something was wrong with my friend but I couldn't figure out what. Immediately after waking up, I realized that I had been seeing one friend's head on top of another friend's body. Now that'll throw you for a loop!

That.... is extremely creepy.

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8 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

When you find out you can set nicknames on Messenger.

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Poor Peter!

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When you have this really long conversation with your Tae-Kwon-Do instructor about the SA.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Nohadon said:

when you are in Geography and you and @MoHaam are on the 17th shard instead of listening in class.

*guiltily recalls the past three days where had a storming good time in English, History, and PD*

*for some reason, has no idea how to do homework*

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When you try to leave a marble out in the storm to see if it will collect stormlight.

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31 minutes ago, Jude said:

When you try to leave a marble out in the storm to see if it will collect stormlight.

...

...

...well? Did it?

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When it's snowing, and you walk up to @Cel and say, "Odium snows." 

When you flare your nostrils a lot when you laugh, and @Cel calls you a nose savant, and says I should stop flaring nose.

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When you dream of the cosmere

When you get a  friend hooked on Sanderson and say you have converted them to your cult

When your friend gets on your 17thshard account and then writes A STORMING ESSAY ON WHY BRANDON SANDERSON IS THE WORST AUTHOR AND YOU ALMOST KILL HIM

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