You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you're riding down the road and you see one of those signs that says "Bridge ices before road" but all you read is "Bridge Four"

[Truthweaver she/her]

When you're rehearsing with your church's worship team and the director calls out "Go to bridge four!" and you barely stop yourself from cheering.

[AC12 he/him]

There is a professor on campus that vaguely (at least in my mind) resembles Hoid. My friend and I have a game to see how many pictures we can take of him showing up at random places. At the end of the month we total the number of pictures and the loser buys dinner.

[Shallan's Ward he/him]

5 minutes ago, AC12 said:

There is a professor on campus that vaguely (at least in my mind) resembles Hoid. My friend and I have a game to see how many pictures we can take of him showing up at random places. At the end of the month we total the number of pictures and the loser buys dinner.

I actually would really love to do that.

[AC12 he/him]

@Shallan's Ward its actually a great game! There are actually several people we play with and each is worth a different number of points. For example mutual acquaintances are 1 point. Professor Hoid is 20 points. The only rule is if they see you take their picture than it doesn't count. If they ask you why you took their picture you loose all points previously gathered for that month.

[Shallan's Ward he/him]

@AC12 Dang. Too bad I'm the only one nearby who could play. Rip. 

[+robardin he/him]

The other evening as I came home after work, it was so foggy the mist was rolling thick at ground level - they even shut down a stretch of the NJ Turnpike because of poor visibility.

And all I could think was, "Maybe I'll go for a mistwalk and see if I Snap."

 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When your teacher in Leadership is having everyone tell her what we want on the back of our sweatshirts, (for Leadership) and you put Bridge Four. (She put it down as Bridge4, but it isn't final, so I'm going to change it tomorrow). Someone else wanted Zipper God. 

When you get a new timekeeping fabrial.

[Shqueeves]

17 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you get a new timekeeping fabrial.

When you wear two timekeeping fabrials

[Taliax none (name only)]

When your professor recommends you take Sanderson's writing class, and goes on about how to apply, and you're just sitting there trying not to explode about how much of a fan you are and sound creepy

[Sunbird she/her]

When you spend 20 minutes at work reading an article about bestselling Mormon authors just to see what it says about Brandon when you're supposed to be sorting the mail.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

31 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

When you spend 20 minutes at work reading an article about bestselling Mormon authors just to see what it says about Brandon when you're supposed to be sorting the mail.

Can I get a link? 

[Sunbird she/her]

Just now, Tesh said:

Can I get a link? 

Sure thing!

The Ultimate List of Mormons Who Have Written NYT Best Sellers

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When @Cel tells you that she's read about three hundred pages of OB, and that she actually likes characters other than Kaladin and Adolin now, and you start crying with happiness. 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see this meme and immediately think of the "broken" Knights Radiant.

[Shallan's Ward he/him]

On 1/19/2018 at 8:05 PM, Sunbird said:

Sure thing!

The Ultimate List of Mormons Who Have Written NYT Best Sellers

Dashner is Mormon? Wat? @-@

When you scoff at historical knights cause Brandon did it better.

[Kairos]

When you're taking a survey and see this question:

I wish I could change my weight drastically. (options: agree to disagree scale).

and you immediately think, Rusts, yes, who wouldn't want to be an iron Ferring?

[AC12 he/him]

When you are reading Stormlight Archive and find even the vaguest mention of something that could possibly relate to another piece of the Cosmere and so you start scouring the Coppermind and Arcanum for clues and next thing you know it 3 hours later and you are trying to discover what Kelsier had for breakfast on the day he first met Vin.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

On 1/21/2018 at 2:56 PM, Sunbird said:

When you see this meme and immediately think of the "broken" Knights Radiant.

Dawnshards = Glowsticks confirmed. 

[Moonrise]

When your internet router name is "Knights of Stormlight." Let all who enter there know the truth: that you care so much about the feelings of sticks.

[+Extesian he/him]

Ha yeah mine is The Shattered Plains. It raises questions. Questions that lead to converts. 

[Oversleep]

14 minutes ago, Extesian said:

Ha yeah mine is The Shattered Plains. It raises questions. Questions that lead to converts. 

Tashikk would be far more appropriate, don't you think?

[Rebecca she/her]

When this is what you do when you get bored in math:

 

[Flying she/her]

When someone asks you if you want an "icebreaker" and you become really confused because you hear it as "Skybreaker".

[Podman]

And you say, “Sure! When will they be swearing their complete allegiance to me?”