You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Jonathon said:

When you change the words of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer to Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman:

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You know Vasher and Dalinar and Szeth and Vivenna

Amaram and Roashone and Gaz and Elhokar

But do you recall,

The most stormblessed Bridgeman of all?

Kaladin the stormbless bridgeman (bridgeman)

Had a very shiny sphere!

And if you ever saw him

(saw him)

You would even say he glows

(like the lopen!)

All of the other bridgemen

(bridgemen)

Used to laugh and call him names 

(Like The radiants!)

They never let poor Kaladin

(Kaladin)

Join in any lighteyes games!

Then one stormy highstorm night

The stormfather came to say 

(In the storm front!)

Kaladin with your inhaled stormlight

Won't you join the Alethi's fight

Then how the bridgemen loved him

(loved him)

As they shouted out with glee "Bridge four!"

Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman,

You'll go down in history!

(Just like Nohadon!)

 

*applauds* That was beautiful!

[Jonathon]

10 hours ago, Tesh said:

*applauds* That was beautiful!

Thanks!  

Normally random stuff like that just sorta pops into my head and so I roll with it. *starts mumbling about frosty the snowman*

[Rebecca she/her]

When you read about a black haired, dark eyed man, who carries a spear, and you think of Kaladin.

When your dad is ahead of you in OB, and he accidentally turns it on on the car speaker thing, and you freak out. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you are on here on Christmas.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you get The Rithmathist for Christmas. It’s so beautiful! 

[Herowannabe he/him]

On 12/22/2017 at 7:10 PM, Jonathon said:

When you change the words of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer to Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman:

(possible spoilers?)

  Reveal hidden contents

You know Vasher and Dalinar and Szeth and Vivenna

Amaram and Roashone and Gaz and Elhokar

But do you recall,

The most stormblessed Bridgeman of all?

Kaladin the stormbless bridgeman (bridgeman)

Had a very shiny sphere!

And if you ever saw him

(saw him)

You would even say he glows

(like the lopen!)

All of the other bridgemen

(bridgemen)

Used to laugh and call him names 

(Like The radiants!)

They never let poor Kaladin

(Kaladin)

Join in any lighteyes games!

Then one stormy highstorm night

The stormfather came to say 

(In the storm front!)

Kaladin with your inhaled stormlight

Won't you join the Alethi's fight

Then how the bridgemen loved him

(loved him)

As they shouted out with glee "Bridge four!"

Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman,

You'll go down in history!

(Just like Nohadon!)

 

Very nice! Though I’m afraid I beat you to it by about 7 weeks.

*Cue Hoid with a speech about novelty and innovation*

[Cosmé he/him]

You know you’re a sanderfan when you’re watching the Last Jedi, someone mentions the Jedi ability to see into the future, and you can’t help but think “to see the future is of Odium.” 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you are driving through the salt flats in Utah, and you drive through the mist for about an hour. 

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Then you look at the sun, and your first thought is, "Shadesmar!"

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I was also listening to the WoR audiobook at the point where Jasnah was lecturing Shallan about Shadesmar, so that had something to do with that thought...

[Felt he/him]

You don't have to be a Sanderson fan to know Arcanum Unbounded doesn't cost Euro 900,-...

My local book webshop evidently knows that I like Sanderson, so they think I'll pay anything, lol

[Flying she/her]

When you have a dream about Jasnah being your substitute teacher for history class.

(That was a really strange dream. For some reason Jasnah took us to Chuck E. Cheese for a field trip after teaching a lesson on George Washington and Odium sent demonic-looking yellow birds to attack us. After the battle with yellow birds, Jasnah took us to Shadesmar and in my dream the sea of beads had been replaced with those ball pit things. I have no idea what inspired this dream, but it was very vivid and it keeps coming back in my memories.)

[Farnsworth]

Okay, you need to eat something different before you go to bed .

Edited December 28, 2017 by Farnsworth

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you dream that Brandon came to your school and did a signing in the office. Then I was late, but I found an envelope that had a note in it that told me to go to the library. I went and he was there, so I got all my books signed, and it was AWESOME.

This is the fourth dream I've had where I met him.

The first time, I drempt it was a normal signing. Second time, I was in his house for some reason. Third time, there was a signing in the Walmart produce section.

My mind is a strange place.

[Farnsworth]

When you are reading disturbing manga, and notice this guy has Adolin hair

[Podman]

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

Third time, there was a signing in the Walmart produce section.

My mind is a strange place.

I read this and imagined it like this. I was laughing so hard:

“Oranges, bananas, maybe get a little bit of tomatoes, some Oathbringer, brocco- wait a minute...” 

Tesh turns back to the Oathbringer section and proceeds to half freak out, half become best friends with Brandon. She wakes up.

“Shoot! Those books only cost like $2 a pound!”

 

 

Now who’s mind is a strange place? 

 

 

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Both of ours, probably. Also, if this version was different than what actually happened, I’m excited to hear!

 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@podman36 Actually, he was in front of the apples, and I was the last person in line. But I really like the way you put that.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

I am proud to say that “STORM IT” has become my strongest curse, without any real encouragement or effort on my part  

I am... less proud to admit that I realized this when I bumped into the back of a truck and killed mine. (Don’t worry, the paper dragon, named Larry and whose home is the car dashboard, is okay.)

[King Cole he/him]

When you play League of Legends with a person named Honorsprenn and freak out

[Podman]

When you’re putting on your shoes and socks in the morning and on a whim decide to put the socks over your eyes and call yourself a Sockquisitor, trying to Push on all the threads in the room. 

[Rebecca she/her]

When you make cosmere Minecraft skins just because it sounds fun.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you wonder if Hoid is good at chess.

[AngelEy3 he/him]

On 12/28/2017 at 4:17 PM, King Cole said:

When you play League of Legends with a person named Honorsprenn and freak out

I lost a duel to Torol Sadeas in Black Desert Online the other day. My character is Navani. 
Edit: That's actually Navvani with 2 Vs cause there was already a real one. I'm like a knock-off version. Hoping perhaps the real one sees this post.

Edited January 2, 2018 by AngelEy3

[Rebecca she/her]

When you make a Kaladin snowman.

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[Tesh Any pronouns]

20 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

When you make a Kaladin snowman.

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*dies*

It. Is. So. Beautiful.

*dies again*

[Rebecca she/her]

10 hours ago, Tesh said:

It. Is. So. Beautiful

Thanks! 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have some rubber ducks, and you become very nerdy.

Behold, Aon Duck! (Sorry it's sideways).

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And another:

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