Herowannabe Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 On 12/22/2017 at 7:10 PM, Jonathon said: When you change the words of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer to Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman: (possible spoilers?) Reveal hidden contents You know Vasher and Dalinar and Szeth and Vivenna Amaram and Roashone and Gaz and Elhokar But do you recall, The most stormblessed Bridgeman of all? Kaladin the stormbless bridgeman (bridgeman) Had a very shiny sphere! And if you ever saw him (saw him) You would even say he glows (like the lopen!) All of the other bridgemen (bridgemen) Used to laugh and call him names (Like The radiants!) They never let poor Kaladin (Kaladin) Join in any lighteyes games! Then one stormy highstorm night The stormfather came to say (In the storm front!) Kaladin with your inhaled stormlight Won't you join the Alethi's fight Then how the bridgemen loved him (loved him) As they shouted out with glee "Bridge four!" Kaladin the stormblessed bridgeman, You'll go down in history! (Just like Nohadon!) Very nice! Though I’m afraid I beat you to it by about 7 weeks. *Cue Hoid with a speech about novelty and innovation* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmé Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 You know you’re a sanderfan when you’re watching the Last Jedi, someone mentions the Jedi ability to see into the future, and you can’t help but think “to see the future is of Odium.” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 When you are driving through the salt flats in Utah, and you drive through the mist for about an hour. Spoiler Then you look at the sun, and your first thought is, "Shadesmar!" Spoiler I was also listening to the WoR audiobook at the point where Jasnah was lecturing Shallan about Shadesmar, so that had something to do with that thought... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felt Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 You don't have to be a Sanderson fan to know Arcanum Unbounded doesn't cost Euro 900,-... My local book webshop evidently knows that I like Sanderson, so they think I'll pay anything, lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 When you have a dream about Jasnah being your substitute teacher for history class. (That was a really strange dream. For some reason Jasnah took us to Chuck E. Cheese for a field trip after teaching a lesson on George Washington and Odium sent demonic-looking yellow birds to attack us. After the battle with yellow birds, Jasnah took us to Shadesmar and in my dream the sea of beads had been replaced with those ball pit things. I have no idea what inspired this dream, but it was very vivid and it keeps coming back in my memories.) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) Okay, you need to eat something different before you go to bed . Edited December 28, 2017 by Farnsworth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 When you dream that Brandon came to your school and did a signing in the office. Then I was late, but I found an envelope that had a note in it that told me to go to the library. I went and he was there, so I got all my books signed, and it was AWESOME. This is the fourth dream I've had where I met him. The first time, I drempt it was a normal signing. Second time, I was in his house for some reason. Third time, there was a signing in the Walmart produce section. My mind is a strange place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 When you are reading disturbing manga, and notice this guy has Adolin hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Tesh said: Third time, there was a signing in the Walmart produce section. My mind is a strange place. I read this and imagined it like this. I was laughing so hard: “Oranges, bananas, maybe get a little bit of tomatoes, some Oathbringer, brocco- wait a minute...” Tesh turns back to the Oathbringer section and proceeds to half freak out, half become best friends with Brandon. She wakes up. “Shoot! Those books only cost like $2 a pound!” Now who’s mind is a strange place? Disclaimer: Spoiler Both of ours, probably. Also, if this version was different than what actually happened, I’m excited to hear! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 @podman36 Actually, he was in front of the apples, and I was the last person in line. But I really like the way you put that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 I am proud to say that “STORM IT” has become my strongest curse, without any real encouragement or effort on my part I am... less proud to admit that I realized this when I bumped into the back of a truck and killed mine. (Don’t worry, the paper dragon, named Larry and whose home is the car dashboard, is okay.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 When you play League of Legends with a person named Honorsprenn and freak out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 When you’re putting on your shoes and socks in the morning and on a whim decide to put the socks over your eyes and call yourself a Sockquisitor, trying to Push on all the threads in the room. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 When you make cosmere Minecraft skins just because it sounds fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 When you wonder if Hoid is good at chess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelEy3 Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) On 12/28/2017 at 4:17 PM, King Cole said: When you play League of Legends with a person named Honorsprenn and freak out I lost a duel to Torol Sadeas in Black Desert Online the other day. My character is Navani. Edit: That's actually Navvani with 2 Vs cause there was already a real one. I'm like a knock-off version. Hoping perhaps the real one sees this post. Edited January 2, 2018 by AngelEy3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 When you make a Kaladin snowman. Spoiler 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, Rebecca said: When you make a Kaladin snowman. Reveal hidden contents *dies* It. Is. So. Beautiful. *dies again* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Tesh said: It. Is. So. Beautiful Thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 When you have some rubber ducks, and you become very nerdy. Behold, Aon Duck! (Sorry it's sideways). Spoiler And another: Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harp Lady Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 When you're doing a periodic table jigsaw puzzle and keep reading all the element fragments as Ryshadium. Then you think that someone should name an element that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 When you're figuring out which Kaladin tracks will fit which people as ringtones. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 When you start a conversation with a fellow Sanderfan by saying, "Hello." Then a few minutes later when they haven't responded, "Would you like to destroy some evil today?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Tor.com finally understands Sanderson! Quote Where to begin when it comes to extolling Sanderson? There are so many things to talk about, like: How the hell does he write so many books? How does he write so many pages? How does he write so many words? Is he less a man and more a suit filled with teensy writers pounding away at teensy typewriters, churning out one epic book after another? That’s another story. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 When you buy the "Blackthorn" Morgana skin in League of Legends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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