You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

When you avoid people wearing two earrings, because you don't joke about with Ruin.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Pardon me?  After reading MB, I've only worn earings a handful of times. I read them a little less than a year ago.

So, a while back I posted that I requested to have Bridge Four put on the back of the sweatshirt for Leadership. We got them today! 

Spoiler

 

[Podman]

When you're in a conversation and the topic changes to eunuchs, and you make sure to bring up Sazed.

[Rebecca she/her]

When your playing Scattergories and you put Torol Sadeas for World leaders/politicians.

[Flying she/her]

When you have dreams that the 4th Stormlight book is released during the zombie apocalypse, and in your dream you go outside with a gun, risk your life, and shoot zombies while on your way to Barnes and Noble to buy the new book. 

[Podman]

Just now, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When you have dreams that the 4th Stormlight book is released during the zombie apocalypse, and in your dream you go outside with a gun, risk your life, and shoot zombies while on your way to Barnes and Noble to buy the new book. 

That, or... 

 

ebooks, maybe?

[Flying she/her]

Just now, podman36 said:

That, or... 

 

ebooks, maybe?

That's not as satisfying as being able to hold the book and pet it 

[Steeldancer he/him]

When your teacher starts talking about reading novellas, you get excited, and even see one that has Emperor in the title... and get severly disappointed when it's not Emperor's Soul. Stupid English class. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

That's not as satisfying as being able to hold the book and pet it 

And smell it... And fall asleep with it on your face... And gaze at it on your bookshelf...

[Rebecca she/her]

When your watching Once I Was a Beehive, and at the very beginning the dad is like, “Take an eye photo” or something like that, and your just like, Uh, that’s called a memory, not an eye photo.

[Flying she/her]

13 minutes ago, Tesh said:

And smell it... And fall asleep with it on your face... And gaze at it on your bookshelf...

While I agree with most of what you said, I'm not sure I'd like to fall asleep with a massive fourth Stormlight book pounding into my skull. That sounds painful...

[Podman]

You guys all better be careful. I’m running out of upvotes here. 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys.

[Podman]

6 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys.

...and you used to?

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Of course. They are extremely delicious, and give you special powers. And just to clarify, I now sell them.

 

Edited February 4, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Sami she/her]

10 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys.

Ah, of course. You no longer buy them in dark alleys, you now sell them instead.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Of course. Within our ranks we do not buy our delicious creations, we share them. And sell them. And of course, we try to follow the rules set down by drug dealers (we are of course a higher class establishment, but can still learn from everyone): Never use your own product. But rules are made to be broken, and there is always another secret.

Anyway, you know you're a Sandersfan when you're told you got the right answer, but you simply respond 'There's always another secret.'

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

Anyway, you know you're a Sandersfan when you're told you got the right answer, but you simply respond 'There's always another secret.'

You know you are a Sanderfan when you fail your college admission interview because you were searching for another secret meaning of the question, "What is your name?". 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Minor OB spoilers.

Spoiler

That one is easy. It contains the letters spelling Rayse within it, so it is asking if you are passionate about something. If you answer hatefully, you get bonus points

Edit: also contains Ati, so if you break something mid-interview you also get bonus points.

Edited February 4, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian
Typo

[King Cole he/him]

36 minutes ago, Zennix said:

You know you are a Sanderfan when you fail your college admission interview because you were searching for another secret meaning of the question, "What is your name?". 

I truly hope this is a joke

[Zennix he/him]

35 minutes ago, King Cole said:

I truly hope this is a joke

It is. But I have heard a story about something similar that happened to someone during an interview. Due to extreme anxiety/social phobia. Not a Sanderfan. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you get a board for your birthday that you can put these letters into, and you put 'Fleet kept running,' and then:

Spoiler

That was a really bad explanation of what the thing is, but you probably get the basic idea.

[Podman]

On 2/5/2018 at 8:59 PM, Tesh said:

When you get a board for your birthday that you can put these letters into, and you put 'Fleet kept running,' and then:

  Reveal hidden contents

That was a really bad explanation of what the thing is, but you probably get the basic idea.

Happy birthday!

Edited February 7, 2018 by podman36

[Sami she/her]

When you get a new laptop and the first thing you do on it is log onto the Shard 

[Penumbra]

... when you have a huuuge bed in the room you're renting and you have sacrificed the other side of the bed to Oathbringer to lie on to make it feel less weird.

Only makes it sound more weird though I guess. Seriously the bed is too wide, I needed something to fill the space on the other side or I felt weirdly ... unprotected?? Apparently Oathbringer was enough.

Edited February 6, 2018 by Penumbra