You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[flying_shadow she/her]

When you have a dream where you are at a signing and ask Sanderson about Patji, only to get RAFO'd.

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, MountainKing said:

@AonEne Is that a Wings of Fire cover

Moon Rising, book six

3 hours ago, Quickbronze said:

Indeed it is 

WOF isn't quite Sanderson level, but it's pretty good :-)

 

4 hours ago, Benjamin_Stormblessed said:

Don't give up hope! It shall happen eventually my friend!

I'LL NEVER GIVE UP *sniffles*

 

When you see Palm Sunday on your calendar, misread it as Paalm, and get momentarily worried.

When you read 'angiosperm' in your biology textbook and think it says angerspren. I was really confused as to why they were talking about angerspren rather than lifespren, and how Earth biologists knew about it at all.

Edited March 26, 2018 by AonEne
I'm forgetful.

[The Gecko he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when the three genie wishes you have decided upon are as follows:

I wish all of Brandon Sandersons magic systems were real

I wish I had access to all of Brandon Sanderson's magic systems

And I wish I had infinite fuel for all of Brandon Sanderson's magic systems

Also, you know you're a sanderfan when you visit the library, and after checking the two places with Sanderson books, you sit down next to the bookshelf and start reading SH in their brand new copy of AU. Even though you have the book at home. And on kindle... In your pocket. True story

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you watch Black Panther, and when they do the salute, all you can think is, "The Bridge Four salute. Ha! It's so awesome!"

[King Cole he/him]

8 hours ago, Tesh said:

"The Bridge Four salute. Ha! It's so awesome!"

Me and My friend @FeruchemicalBreath both were freaking out about this

[Podman]

So the Wycondins show something like an alternate reality where Windrunnersstayed instead of Skybreakers. 

Yeah!

[Brightness Enna she/her]

6 hours ago, podman36 said:

So the Wycondins show something like an alternate reality where Windrunnersstayed instead of Skybreakers. 

Yeah!

*Wakanda

I dunno, Shuri kinda seems more like a Lightweaver to me, and some of those moves were definitely kinda Edgedancer-ish XD

[Podman]

So... Wakandans? Wakandins? Wakandains?

I'm putting my money on Wakandaians.

 

EDIT: After writing it so many times, it feels like it's not a real word anymore. Not that it was to begin with...

Edited March 27, 2018 by podman36

[AonEne he/him]

When you're sitting in night school and can't think about ANYTHING THAT ISN'T BRANDON SANDERSON. 

When you constantly read Hoid instead of hold, especially when it's capitalized. 

When you get mad at your computer for not recognizing simple words like "Adonalsium" that obviously every machine should know. 

When you look forward to book releases more than you do certain holidays (though not Christmas or my birthday, as I might get books that I don't already own then.) (Something similar to this may already have been posted, not sure. Been a while since I read this thread.) 

When you are actually unhappy for once to have a substitute, because you really wanted to ask your teacher if she's gotten past the fifty-page mark in Mistborn. 

When your mother figures out (HOA spoiler) 

Spoiler

that Spook is being influenced by Ruin, and it's not actually Kelsier

and freaks out at you. (Honestly, I'm amazed she hasn't figured out who the epigraph author is yet. She's like telepathic or something. Guesses SO MUCH before it happens. Brandon is the only thing that can take her by surprise, and only some of the time.) 

[Podman]

Night school?

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Night school?

It's called that even though it's not at night. I'm making up a math credit; failed a class. Argh I hate school (mostly the math parts of it)

[Podman]

Ah.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When your closest friends are on the Shard. 

When you are a very active member on an almost 200 page roleplay. If you count booth of them. The current one just barely reached 100. The other one is 76, I think.

When you're reading this Studio C Q& A thing with the cast, and one of the questions is, "what was the last book you read," and you keep hoping it's a Sanderson one. Dalton's was! It was Elantris! It made me happy!

Edited March 28, 2018 by Tesh

[AonEne he/him]

18 hours ago, Tesh said:

When your closest friends are on the Shard. 

When you are a very active member on an almost 200 page roleplay. If you count booth of them. The current one just barely reached 100. The other one is 76, I think.

When you're reading this Studio C Q& A thing with the cast, and one of the questions is, "what was the last book you read," and you keep hoping it's a Sanderson one. Dalton's was! It was Elantris! It made me happy!

YES MAYBE HE'll CONVERT THEM ALL AND THEY'll START DOING SANDERSON-BASED SKITS!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, when you think of this: Hello Darkness my old friend, I've come to steal your lunch again. - Lift 

When you discover Brandon's address 

[Kidpen he/him]

19 hours ago, Tesh said:

 

When you're reading this Studio C Q& A thing with the cast, and one of the questions is, "what was the last book you read," and you keep hoping it's a Sanderson one. Dalton's was! It was Elantris! It made me happy!

Please link. I love Studio C, but I haven't seen that.

When you are in a line for something, and you are joking about eating your combination lock's with someone you just met(we are weird) and he offhandedly says "You can't eat bronze. Well, unless you are a Mistborn", so you immediately become friends.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Kidpen

[Podman]

Or a Seeker.

[Kidpen he/him]

2 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Or a Seeker.

That's exactly what I said.

[Podman]

That is perfect.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

YES MAYBE HE'll CONVERT THEM ALL AND THEY'll START DOING SANDERSON-BASED SKITS!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be the best thing ever!!!

2 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Please link. I love Studio C, but I haven't seen that.

Here you go.

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Tesh said:

 

Here you go.

Thanks!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Kidpen said:

Thanks!

Welcome!

[AonEne he/him]

Off-topic, but I have a question - do PMs count as posts? Cause if not, then wow, I've been posting more on here than I thought.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Off-topic, but I have a question - do PMs count as posts? Cause if not, then wow, I've been posting more on here than I thought.

Nah. That's why you can submit more than one response and not get yelled at on a PM.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When you talk about attracting spren because your emotions are so volatile.

Yesterday I was so frustrated I leaned over to my dad and whispered: "If I could attract frustrationspren they would be here." My dad looked at me if I was crazy. 

[Kidpen he/him]

When the question is "give an example of a symbiotic relationship" and your first thought is "cremling and shalebark"

Edited March 29, 2018 by Kidpen