matfire1999 Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 when you try to translate Sanderson's expressions (storms, colours, etc...) in your native language and people look at you like you are an alien 2
Mistspren she/her Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) When you realize that eels can’t fly because you forgot skyeels weren’t really a thing. When you decide the 40 mile per hour winds have attracted more windspren than a chasmfiend corpse does cremlings. When you see an advertisement for memorial engravements on bricks for a walkway and decide that somebody should buy one and have it say: Quote RIP Kelsier, Survivor of Hathsin “I am hope.” When you wonder what shard Earth has. (laziness?) Edited March 29, 2018 by Mistspren 6
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 When you somehow think you read the word cosmere in a line of completely unrelated text. 3
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Mistspren said: When you wonder what shard Earth has. (laziness?) That might be more America... When you go to write your name on your homework, and almost write Tesh. Edited March 30, 2018 by Tesh 6
Elenion he/him Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 6 hours ago, Mistspren said: When you wonder what shard Earth has. (laziness?) My high school chemistry teacher used to summarize entropy and free energy by saying "everything naturally wants to be lazy and messy". So would that be Laziness and Messiness?
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 I just realized chocolate chip cookies are a rather important part in Maximum Ride. Our influence has spread even yo the most influential authors! 2
Truthweaver she/her Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 When you and your cousin fangirl over how cool it would be to have a Mario Kart game featuring only Cosmere characters, and what their animations would be for tricks. Kaladin would brandish a spear...Shallan could wave a paintbrush... 5
AonEne he/him Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 When you have a conversation between a friend and yourself that goes something like this: Friend: I can type, I swerr I Sswear SWEAR!!!! Me: Storming rusting sparking Friend: What? Me: You did say to swear Friend: Where's the facepalm emoji when you need it Me: Probably in Taldain Then we just started naming lots of places - some Sanderson related, some not - where it might be. 3
Lord Meeker he/him Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) When the only thing to talk about to one of your friends is the theorizing about the cosmere and it annoys other friends or people around you. Edited March 30, 2018 by Sahin the Just 1
King Cole he/him Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 When you get super jealous of other people’s reputation levels, but then realize that i spend all my time lurking and not posting 3
Rebecca she/her Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 26 minutes ago, King Cole said: When you get super jealous of other people’s reputation levels, but then realize that i spend all my time lurking and not posting Lol, same. 1
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When you realize that Peter Pan is a Windrunner, and Tinker Bell is his Spren. 9
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When you've listened to about the first fifteen Writing Excuses episodes today. When you have a little bag full of marbles in your closet in case of a storm. I need to infuse them... 2
Lord Meeker he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) When you do parkour and feel like a windrunner. When you lift something extremely heavy and then immediately think you are burning pewter. When you realize Hulk is just a Pewter savant, Thor is a skybreaker, Vision is the male version of Cultivation, Ultron is Ruin and Thanos is Odium. When you notice another person you don't know carrying a Sanderson book and you tell them how good it is or ask what part they are at every day until they finish. When you realize your Sanderson cuss filter don't work anywhere also but here. When you notice Siri text suggestions start to include the words storms/storming, rust and ruin, sparks, colours, herald names, you get the picture. Edited March 31, 2018 by Sahin the Just 6
Calderis he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When your Autocorrect suggests sharder names 5
King Cole he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Sahin the Just said: When you notice another person you don't know carrying a Sanderson book and you tell them how good it is or ask what part they are at every day until they finish. I have driven several friends insane by doing this 1
Lord Meeker he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When you start dreaming in Sanderson. Literally just had a SA dream. Made me soooooooo happy! 2
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Sahin the Just said: When you notice another person you don't know carrying a Sanderson book and you tell them how good it is or ask what part they are at every day until they finish. When you read this line again and read it as, "When you notice another person you don't know carrying a shardblade and you tell them how good it is or ask what part they are at every day until they finish." 2
NoiseSpren he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When you are afraid of people in white. When you spend hour thinking about next episode of stormlight. 2
AonEne he/him Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 When you hear the phrase "Every noble venture is bound to endure some setbacks" and you can't stop grinning. (It was in Nomad of Nowhere) 5
MountainKing Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, AonEne said: When you hear the phrase "Every noble venture is bound to endure some setbacks" and you can't stop grinning. (It was in Nomad of Nowhere) I wonder if that was on purpose.
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 1, 2018 Posted April 1, 2018 When a friend has to have surgery that involves getting screws in his jaw, (terrible, by the way.) and the first thing you ask him when you see him the day he gets back to school is, "Do you hear little voices in the back of your head telling you to kill people?" Unfortunately, I was the only Sanderfan in the room at the time. And they still bring it up in casual conversation. As if conversation can be normal among teens. Especially if it involves tittle voices in the back of your head telling you to kill people. I have voices in my head. They just tell me to stop procrastinating and get my homework done. Or to BIC HOK. 5
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 1, 2018 Posted April 1, 2018 When every tab you have open is somehow, coincidentally, related to Sanderson. 2
Tesh Any pronouns Posted April 1, 2018 Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Sahin the Just said: When every tab you have open is somehow, coincidentally, related to Sanderson. I have four. The link to the White Sand doc, Writing Excuses, this, obviously, and then this: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeduO7KF6OSDLyxGRGmq_Ihnuw6RXzEZlL5DtXyeRBzwt3zoQ/viewform When your content matches your rep. (Finally)! When the day you first picked up a Sanderson book is marked on your mental calendar. April 16th! Edited April 1, 2018 by Tesh 2
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