You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AliasSheep]

When Hoid invades your dreams.

 

Interesting dream.

Edited April 13, 2016 by AliasSheep

[Pinnacle-Ferring he/him]

When Hoid invades your dreams.

When you invade Hoid's dreams. Edited April 13, 2016 by Pinnacle-Ferring

[Tait]

When you respond to a friend saying "this is the pits" by handing her a piece of metal to get her through the week

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When an assignment is to write a short story set in the Wild West-y Utah and one of the characters is a person you know well... so you use Wax and Wayne with different names and change their powers to fit your world. (sadly, Wayne isn't as great simply because I'm not actually Sanderson.) (plus there are dragons. They never said it had to be realistic.)

[Bugsy he/him]

When you're running and you say to your friend that you wish you were born with Feruchemical steel or Allomantic pewter, and he replies "You shouldn't, I'd spike you for it"

[Eki]

When you get really excited any time someone mentions aluminium.

[Bugsy he/him]

When you force yourself to read your friends' inferior book recommendations so he'll finally agree to read Sanderson

[Kairos]

How, exactly? The Lord Ruler would have killed half of Luthadel without leaving his tower if it wasn't for the plots of things Kelsier never would have imagined to exist.

Because there was no religion. Without a religion promising an afterlife, it becomes infinitely harder to persuade people to die for you.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

This one is more of a "Sharders are Sanderfans and I can prove it..." but it was too funny to pass up.

 

Go to the forum homepage. Scroll down to the very bottom. In the stats, the farthest right number is about the record of most online. The number as I see it is 640. Hover over the number and it will tell you what date that number came from.

 

Ours is February 14. Valentine's Day.

 

Obviously, most of us consider ourselves "in a relationship" but probably not with real people... Personally, I ship Ennadolin and ignore the fact that Shallan already has him.

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you realize that audiobooks are the epitome of masculine entertainment.

[Rasarr she/her]

When after a Epic Rap Battles of History marathon you start to think of Cosmere edition and wonder who to pit Dalinar against. 

 

For that matter, when you're trying to imagine Dalinar rapping and actually succeed.

[Stormgate he/him]

Dalinar rapping against Hoid.

 

Actually, anyone against Hoid is unfair. Except maybe Lightsong.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you spend a whole day with the word "Kharbranth" bouncing around in your head for no apparent reason...

[Magestar he/him]

When you spend your free time reading EVERY SINGLE PAGE of; "You know youre a sanderfan when part 2".

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

When you spend your free time reading EVERY SINGLE PAGE of; "You know youre a sanderfan when part 2".

You should create a thread: You know you're a Sanderfan of you know you're a Sanderfan when when.

[Sunbird she/her]

You should create a thread: You know you're a Sanderfan of you know you're a Sanderfan when when.

 

[Delightful]

When you realize that audiobooks are the epitome of masculine entertainment.

Masculine entertainment? What do you mean by that?

Edited April 30, 2016 by Delightful

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

Masculine entertainment? What do you mean by that?

In Stormlight Archive, it is not acceptable for men to read, so they have their wives or other women read to them.

[+Slowswift]

In Stormlight Archive, it is not acceptable for men to read, so they have their wives or other women read to them.

 

Male narrators might be a problem, though.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you have a nightmare about hitting your upvote quota... True story.

[DreamEternal]

Male narrators might be a problem, though.

Bah, everyone knows those people are not males, but ardents of masculine birth!

...right?

[Bugsy he/him]

When you write a multi-page essay on why Mistborn is a classic for your English class

Edit: true story. We had to write a persuasive essay on what should be considered a classic after we spent a unit reading Shakespeare, etc. I chose Mistborn and got an A

Edited May 1, 2016 by Bugsy6912

[Delightful]

In Stormlight Archive, it is not acceptable for men to read, so they have their wives or other women read to them.

Of course. I knew that. Gah.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you drive an hour to pick up a copy of the Stormlight Archive pocket companion, are told it's free with the purchase of any other book, and the book you choose to buy is the new illustrated edition of "Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians."

[Master Elodin]

When you drive an hour to pick up a copy of the Stormlight Archive pocket companion, are told it's free with the purchase of any other book, and the book you choose to buy is the new illustrated edition of "Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians."

When you get the last one in the city. Edited May 1, 2016 by Master Elodin