You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Alfa he/him]

When you start to classify the mutants in X-men as epics and find it annoying that it ends in pure strength-based fights rather than in exploits of weaknessess and also the strange lack of power classifications and ramifications.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

When you are peeling prawns and finally understand where Nan Balat get's his satisfaction from breaking crustaceans apart  

[Ecthelion III he/him]

When you're walking down the candy isle and you get hungry for some Svordish Fish

[Wychmire he/him]

When... Oh wait, I can't think of something that hasn't been said yet.

[Titan Arum]

When you get a card from your colleagues on your last day at work that incorporates numerous Mistborn puns (because I've gotten three of them to read all of the Mistborn books). 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see a wifi network named NIGHTHAWK and immediately become suspicious that there is a secret factory for Epic-derived weapons nearby.

[WayneSpren he/him]

When you think every character in crossover fics are Worldhoppers.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When the only thing that can pull you away from a Sanderson reread is seeing something that reminds you of something in another book that you have to look up. This starts a chain reaction that ends with posting a new theory here, and you've forgotten about reading it because there are more important Cosmere things happening. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

8 hours ago, Titan Arum said:

When you get a card from your colleagues on your last day at work that incorporates numerous Mistborn puns (because I've gotten three of them to read all of the Mistborn books). 

That's so nice of them

You know your a Sanderfan when you find that your life has been wasting away from all those Sanderson books you read and reread

[Dani she/her]

3 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

You know your a Sanderfan when you find that your life has been wasting away from all those Sanderson books you read and reread

And feel no guilt at all

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Daniyah said:

And feel no guilt at all

Yep.

AAAYYE- I promoted you to ardent status

Edited June 25, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant

[Dani she/her]

5 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

AAAYYE- I promoted you to ardent status

Why thank you  

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you the last thing you do before bed is 17th Shard and the first thing you do in the morning is 17th Shard. Also throughout the day 

[WayneSpren he/him]

14 hours ago, Daniyah said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you the last thing you do before bed is 17th Shard and the first thing you do in the morning is 17th Shard. Also throughout the day 

Same. 

You know you're a sanderfan when you've learned from personal experience your bookshelf can only hold 17 sanderson books.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you have the letters ARSHIDO during a game of Words With Friends and have to settle for playing "shard" after the game tells you that "Rashid" is not a valid word.

[Stranker]

When you have a dream that crosses The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, and Mistborn in a very weird way.

[Ecthelion III he/him]

When you have a dream about being an Elantrian and getting sunburned.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you wear your Windrunner glyph pin to the pharmacy and the tech who rings you up compliments you on your "Spider-Man" pin, so you have to explain to her that it's from one of Brandon Sanderson's books and then proceed to give her recommendations for where to jump into the Sanderfandom.
 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

21 hours ago, Sunbird said:

When you wear your Windrunner glyph pin to the pharmacy and the tech who rings you up compliments you on your "Spider-Man" pin, so you have to explain to her that it's from one of Brandon Sanderson's books and then proceed to give her recommendations for where to jump into the Sanderfandom.
 

Okay, quick question: HOW is that Spider-Man? I just... Don't... Understand... 

But good job, @Sunbird, for spreading the awesomeness. If the entirety of this world read more Sanderson... It would be a different world. I know only two or three people who have managed to not become obsessed after trying one of his books, out of probably more than twenty. (And one of them wasn't interested enough in Harry Potter to finish the third book, so...)

And, uh, you know you're a Sanderfan when you can spend as much time and thought as I did writing something like the above and imagining the repercussions of an entire world filled with sharders.

[Alfa he/him]

23 minutes ago, Brightness Enna said:

And, uh, you know you're a Sanderfan when you can spend as much time and thought as I did writing something like the above and imagining the repercussions of an entire world filled with sharders.

Wars would be fought along the lines of "Honorsworn" and "Harmonists". I'm not that optimistic that people would stop to go to war. Except, probably, short after release dates.

Edited June 27, 2016 by Alfa
deleted tag

[Sunbird she/her]

4 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

Okay, quick question: HOW is that Spider-Man? I just... Don't... Understand... 

 

I don't know, but I get that reaction a LOT when I wear the pin. I think when people see the red and the sort of webby-looking logo, they just assume it's something familiar like Spider-Man.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

When words like "Hoid" and "Mistrunner" are on your autocorrect. 

[Delightful]

When you see a picture of someone holding a sign "real assassins don't wear white" and your gut reaction is TELL THAT TO SZETH SON SON VALLANO!

[Dani she/her]

When after reading Sanderson's books you feel like going back on goodreads and changing the ratings of every other book of this genre because Sanderson's books are just so far above them.

[Rasarr she/her]

When you're at the swimming pool and suddenly start wondering what a Vorinism-adhering woman swimsuit would look like, then spend the rest of swimming time figuring it out. 

 

I hereby present you the vorkini, as presented by this terrible sketch:

Edited June 28, 2016 by Rasarr

[Alfa he/him]

1 hour ago, Rasarr said:

When you're at the swimming pool and suddenly start wondering what a Vorinism-adhering woman swimsuit would look like, then spend the rest of swimming time figuring it out. 

  Reveal hidden contents

I hereby present you the vorkini, as presented by this terrible sketch:

Would swimming be even considered a feminine art? It involves both hands.

Also, I would say that the other parts woul be more revealing; Vorinists don't care much about  knees.

Edited June 28, 2016 by Alfa