You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Stick. she/her]

28 minutes ago, Renoux said:

When you see a book at the library called "The Stick", and you think... "Oh My Gosh! Someone wrote a book about Stick!"

I'm sure that book would be an endless repetition of "I am a stick" but would still be a Newyork Times bestseller 

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

3 hours ago, I_am_a_Stick said:

I'm sure that book would be an endless repetition of "I am a stick" but would still be a Newyork Times bestseller 

Kinda like that April Fools joke Brandon played on everybody! 

My dad actually didn't get it when he saw it because he hadn't read it yet, but the rest of us just cracked up.

[Delightful]

5 hours ago, Renoux said:

When you see a book at the library called "The Stick", and you think... "Oh My Gosh! Someone wrote a book about Stick!"

This was similar to my reaction to Stick from Daredevil. 

[Oversleep]

I was doing a crossword. "At for chemists". Five letters.

I almost wrote in "atium" before I remembered it cannot be the answer

(It was "astatine" which is five letters long in Polish)

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

Every time I see in a book that someone is swearing colorfully, I think they are from Hallandren. As in "oh, colors!"

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you read most of his books before you found out about the cosmere, and then you go back and reread them all to find every. Single. Reference.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

1 hour ago, KnightRadiant said:

When you read most of his books before you found out about the cosmere, and then you go back and reread them all to find every. Single. Reference.

Haha! So true for me too!

[Elenion he/him]

When every time you use hyperbole your brother says "lies... mmmmm"

[Alfa he/him]

When you actually taught yourself raising an eyebrow and started to snort much more often because people in Sanderson books do that all the time.

[Dani she/her]

When you subconsciously deem bookstores that don't sell Sanderson books not worthy of visit.

[WayneSpren he/him]

6 hours ago, Daniyah said:

When you subconsciously deem bookstores that don't sell Sanderson books not worthy of visit.

This is a conscious decision for me.

# @Daniyahjustgotbeat

 

 

[Dani she/her]

27 minutes ago, WayneSpren said:

This is a conscious decision for me.

# @Daniyahjustgotbeat

 

 

Well, then. XD 

 

EDIT- but wait, the decision is still made, so there's that 

Edited August 7, 2016 by Daniyah

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when if you get a piece of sand in your eye and you have to close it, you IMMEDIATELY start calling people "your lordship" and acting like a very specific sergeant in WoK. 

[Miles_Hundredlives]

You know when you're a Sanderfan when you have every one of his books, and you want to see them directed by Peter Jackson as live-action films.

[Sunbird she/her]

8 minutes ago, Miles_Hundredlives said:

You know when you're a Sanderfan when you have every one of his books, and you want to see them directed by Peter Jackson as live-action films.

You know you're a Sanderfan when this idea makes you cringe because of how far Peter Jackson diverged from the book with the Hobbit movies.

[Dani she/her]

When you come across the sentence:

Quote

His great sable cloak stirred behind like something half-alive.

in A Game of Thrones and think of Vasher and his awakened cloak 

[Renoux she/her]

When you find WiFi in the middle of nowhere, and the only thing you do with it is check the Shard.

[+Slowswift]

2 hours ago, Renoux said:

When you find WiFi in the middle of nowhere, and the only thing you do with it is check the Shard.

I'm on a road trip of sorts at the moment, and this is so true.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you silently congratulate yourself because you logged in right when you had 16 notifications.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

When you see your mom's left hand and your first thought is "Scandalous!!!"

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

On August 7, 2016 at 10:39 PM, Sunbird said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when this idea makes you cringe because of how far Peter Jackson diverged from the book with the Hobbit movies.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you don't want any movies of the books because the book is so much better about 99% of the time..,

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when if you quote an incredibly obscure line from the WoK, you get annoyed when your friends don't get it.

And then you mutter that you want to string them up in a highstorm, they still. Don't. Get it.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

When you hop on for two minutes, to this thread, and all of your upvote are already gone.

[Renoux she/her]

When you know you need to take a nap, and you think "But that would be a waste of my time, and then someone might kill Taravangian of Hurt'n Heal"

[Dani she/her]

3 minutes ago, Renoux said:

When you know you need to take a nap, and you think "But that would be a waste of my time, and then someone might kill Taravangian of Hurt'n Heal"

The same reason I stayed up till 4:30am last night, except for Mraize