You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Sunbird she/her]

When you call Brock Turner a chullhat on Facebook because you can't think of a non-obscene insult degrading enough to express your disgust for him. (Warning: if you haven't heard about Turner's trial already, it's a rape case, so... trigger warning if you decide to click that Wikipedia link.)

[Sunbird she/her]

I know double-posting is frowned upon, but it's been almost a week since my last post here, and I think you all will enjoy this one, so here goes.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you have the chance to get a free balloon animal and you ask for a "Medieval broadsword in black" so you can pretend your balloon sword is Nightblood.

[Alfa he/him]

6 hours ago, Sunbird said:

I know double-posting is frowned upon, but it's been almost a week since my last post here, and I think you all will enjoy this one, so here goes.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you have the chance to get a free balloon animal and you ask for a "Medieval broadsword in black" so you can pretend your balloon sword is Nightblood.

*Raises eyebrow 

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

8 hours ago, Sunbird said:

I know double-posting is frowned upon, but it's been almost a week since my last post here, and I think you all will enjoy this one, so here goes.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you have the chance to get a free balloon animal and you ask for a "Medieval broadsword in black" so you can pretend your balloon sword is Nightblood.

But it was not sheathed. I have bad news; you may need the help of the DA to survive this. >:D

Edited September 21, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Magestar he/him]

When you get used to doing most things one-handed, because the other hand is reserved for holding a book.

Seriously.   

[Alfa he/him]

8 hours ago, Magestar said:

When you get used to doing most things one-handed, because the other hand is reserved for holding a book.

Seriously.   

And also because you see yourself as a Vorinist woman, obviously.

[Delightful]

On 15 September 2016 at 3:21 PM, Sunbird said:

When you call Brock Turner a chullhat on Facebook because you can't think of a non-obscene insult degrading enough to express your disgust for him. (Warning: if you haven't heard about Turner's trial already, it's a rape case, so... trigger warning if you decide to click that Wikipedia link.)

Oh chullhat is mild. Crem covered void spren Chull dung storm-leavings is a little closer to what I think. 

Edited September 23, 2016 by Delightful

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you dream about Hoid becoming a Dustbringer. And then on waking you immediately start thinking about all the possible implications that would have on the cosmere. 

[Xaladin he/him]

In my algebra class I was already excited when I started seeing Syl everywhere, but it doesn't end there.

p is a prime number and H is a finite group.

Sylp(H) is the set of all Sylow p-subgroups of H.

[JUQ he/him]

On 9/7/2016 at 6:07 PM, Sunbird said:

so you ask one of the site librarians to fix it.

When you see this and you look for your Oculator's lenses

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

1 hour ago, Xaladin said:

In my algebra class I was already excited when I started seeing Syl everywhere, but it doesn't end there.

p is a prime number and H is a finite group.

Sylp(H) is the set of all Sylow p-subgroups of H.

I'm taking Calculus but I didn't understand what this Syl thing is.

[JUQ he/him]

2 minutes ago, Eccentric Hero said:

I'm taking Calculus but I didn't understand what this Syl thing is.

Yeah cos Calc is about derivatives, rates of change, integrals, and areas, whereas the Syl thing (I'm not sure what it is either) is about set theory or group theory (I think; I'm trying to follow the sines but I may be leading you off on a tangent).

[kenod]

9 hours ago, The True Survivor said:

Yeah cos Calc is about derivatives, rates of change, integrals, and areas, whereas the Syl thing (I'm not sure what it is either) is about set theory or group theory (I think; I'm trying to follow the sines but I may be leading you off on a tangent).

...

I see what you did there.

[JUQ he/him]

8 minutes ago, kenod said:

...

I see what you did there.

The cos one was unlntentional

[Ironeyes]

When you see this in Apple News and read it as sanderfans instead of Sanders fans

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/01/black-millennials-hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-supporters-comments-sot-nr.cnn

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

23 hours ago, The True Survivor said:

Yeah cos Calc is about derivatives, rates of change, integrals, and areas, whereas the Syl thing (I'm not sure what it is either) is about set theory or group theory (I think; I'm trying to follow the sines but I may be leading you off on a tangent).

My point is that I am way past Algebra but don't know about this stuff, which is embarrassing. I got the puns, btw.

[JUQ he/him]

3 hours ago, Ironeyes said:

When you see this in Apple News and read it as sanderfans instead of Sanders fans

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/01/black-millennials-hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-supporters-comments-sot-nr.cnn

Sanderson2016! Actually, no. He wouldn't have time to write.

[StormyQueen she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you name your boat Elsecaller... Because transportation and a favourite KR order.

[Oversleep]

6 hours ago, CalypsoDreaming said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you name your boat Elsecaller... Because transportation and a favourite KR order.

Nice. Wandersail would also make a nice name.

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

31 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

Nice. Wandersail would also make a nice name.

Alternatively, there is Wind's Pleasure and Red Panther.

[StormyQueen she/her]

1 hour ago, Eccentric Hero said:

Alternatively, there is Wind's Pleasure and Red Panther.

I did think of that, but I decided on something more prominent in the story. Plus, it gets really windy where I sail (38 knots/70kph) so I always capsize (the boats a dinghy, so about 3ish meters), so it often isn't pleasurable wind. 

[Alfa he/him]

13 hours ago, CalypsoDreaming said:

I did think of that, but I decided on something more prominent in the story. Plus, it gets really windy where I sail (38 knots/70kph) so I always capsize (the boats a dinghy, so about 3ish meters), so it often isn't pleasurable wind. 

Taking involuntary baths goes along with Red Panther. 

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're listening to the BBC News and they mention Russia, and you mishear it as "Roshar" at first.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When your go-to "I'm bored" thread of thought is "what Sanderson power would be most entertaining in this situation?"

[Xaladin he/him]

On ‎10‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 5:58 PM, Eccentric Hero said:

My point is that I am way past Algebra but don't know about this stuff, which is embarrassing. I got the puns, btw.

LOL. Don't feel too bad. It's a graduate level course in abstract algebra. I'm a Masters student at BYU.

@The True Survivor Yes, it is group theory.

A Sylow group is a group of order prime power.

A Sylow p-subgroup of a group is a subgroup of order the highest power of p dividing the order of the group. Sylow's theorem says there is always at least one such subgroup for each prime diving the order of the group. Syl is the set of all such subgroups, etc.

Syl knows all about it too. Kaladin just hasn't asked her yet.