You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Vaatuu]

On 4/29/2015 at 0:57 PM, Voidus said:

Well sure it came out in October. If you're using the calendar that was invented by a conspiracy between the Vatican and the Illuminati!

No don't you know that that the Vatican and the Illuminati are just scapegoats the real masterminds are the YMCA and the Girl Scouts of New Zealand

[Voidus]

30 minutes ago, Vaatuu said:

No don't you know that that the Vatican and the Illuminati are just scapegoats the real masterminds are the YMCA and the Girl Scouts of New Zealand

Wow that was a long time ago. 
The only reason I can think of that someone would necro that comment was if they were a part of the conspiracy the whole time!

And of course I know that the illuminati are just scapegoats, but if I told you who the real masterminds were then they'd track me through the surveilance equipment that they have installed worldwide disguised as 'nails' (Wood is actually self-adhesive, nails do nothing but allow the secret masterminds to spy on you, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!)

[marsoupial they/them]

5 hours ago, Voidus said:

Wow that was a long time ago. 
The only reason I can think of that someone would necro that comment was if they were a part of the conspiracy the whole time!
 

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And of course I know that the illuminati are just scapegoats, but if I told you who the real masterminds were then they'd track me through the surveilance equipment that they have installed worldwide disguised as 'nails' (Wood is actually self-adhesive, nails do nothing but allow the secret masterminds to spy on you, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!)

 

 

BAAAaaaaa.

[Oversleep]

13 hours ago, Voidus said:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

Edited November 6, 2016 by Oversleep

[Datan Nomlibash]

You know your a sanderfan when you go to see the Doctor Strange movie and see the bald guys with magic weapons running on the walls and the only thing you can think of is how cool the opening of the stormlight movies will be when they eventualy come out.

[The Technovore he/him]

TMW you see an XKCD post in the 17th Shard

 

 

Edited November 8, 2016 by The Technovore
argh the picture won't post! How do I 17th Shard again? ;P

[Sunbird she/her]

@The Technovore You can either paste the url into the reply box, provided it ends in an image file extension like .jpg or .png or whatever, or you can save the image to your computer/phone and use the file upload.

[Oversleep]

Or you can drag&drop.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when in your history textbook it talks about gold seekers, as in gold miners, and you instantly think "No, it's bronze Seekers. Not gold. Gold mistings are called Augur's."

[marsoupial they/them]

I made a Stick joke to my best friend and she replied with "Riiiiiiiiiiight..." and a slow, confused nod.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see this on Facebook and immediately think, "What is the purpose of Lashing a bunch of Pringles into a ring?"

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

When you give your son a toy Stitch and he decides to name it Ati and you are beyond thrilled. Then you have to explain why it's so awesome to your husband... 

Also when you try to plan giving birth around when Brandon is coming to a signing.

[Alfa he/him]

4 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

When you give your son a toy Stitch and he decides to name it Ati and you are beyond thrilled. Then you have to explain why it's so awesome to your husband...

Inform Taravangian. Immediately. The Thrill is confirmed on earth.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you dream that you walked into a trap because you weren't wearing your Oculator's lenses and didn't realize your guide was wearing Disguiser's lenses.

[Oversleep]

When you're able to point out mistakes in the freshly updated FAQ. Specifically here.

Edited November 16, 2016 by Oversleep

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Sometimes I act weird.

My friends notice, and ask what the hell I'm doing so I tell them I mixed up my essence marks again.

They never understand.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

It's not the only one. There's one about Vin and Elend maybe returning someday, which is now outdated too as we know they won't be.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When your 10-hour project display consists of my collection of Sanderson books (plus a few other little fantasies that might be easier gateways into obsessive reading) and a description of how I reviewed a bunch. I only managed to talk to one person about Sanderson, but it was a young mom with two kids, so I talked a lot about Alcatraz, plus some plugs for others in case she needed something else to do.  I'm a wonderful person

[Sunbird she/her]

When you're struggling not to fall asleep at your desk at work, and your addled brain's knee-jerk response to flinching awake suddenly and seeing an open Internet window is to type in the URL for the 17th Shard.

[RayCon]

When you start swearing by the "Lord Ruler" during fights.

 

And cursing people by sending Ruin upon them.

[Oversleep]

Quote

You know how does an addict on withdrawal feels like when instead of another fix he gets a truckload?

I've read the essays. I know.

I've been waiting to post it for a while now.

Anyway, you're a Sanderfan when it hurts when you see Brandon giving his "I'm RAFOing from now on, too many questions" routine

Edited November 27, 2016 by Ookla the Sunrise Watcher
this was sad

[AngelEy3 he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you casually drop a touch of High Imperial into your conversations to feel out a group.  

[AllomancerSam]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you drive 3+ hours after a long day of classes just to go to a signing.

(and you know you're a fan when you don't mind at all)

[Fezzik]

I live in Wichita, and I drove 15 hours and 1000 miles after I got out of class Monday to get to the AU release party at BYU. It was amazing.

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you start making a table in Excel to keep track of people's new Ookla names.