You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[marsoupial they/them]

5 minutes ago, FiveLate said:

I think she only gets it from food....so there would have to be a snack shop at the top....

Why not have free snacks on the ski lift?

[KnightRadiant she/her]

11 hours ago, FiveLate said:

Free?    This a business..you gotta buy or steal your snacks on the Wyndle Lift.

We're forgetting the forks. There has to be only the best of forks to commemorate our favorite Shardfork. 

Edit: Jeez, this thread got very derailed.

Edited December 24, 2016 by KnightRadiant

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you ask for a Reckoners T-shirt for Christmas and pack your Mistborn shirt to visit your parents over the break.

Update: You know you're a Sanderfan when one of the two hardcover books you receive for Christmas is White Sand Vol. 1.

Edited December 26, 2016 by Sunbird

[DarkJester]

Ugh. I had a blue pin explode earlier and leak blue ink all over my hand... My first thought was... "Well crap. I just went from feeling bad today to looking like a bad guy..."

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go see Rogue One, repeatedly mishear the name Krennic as Kredik, and keep thinking of Kredik Shaw.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

I collect these little guys ... (it's a hilarious video anyway you should watch it)

I could see Sanderson-themed ones really working. Well, probably, anyway. Doesn't stop me from wishing.  

[Sunbird she/her]

@Brightness Enna I watched the video without sound and was still snorting with laughter. Now I'm imagining tsum tsums of axehounds or chasmfiends or TenSoon. XD

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

On December 28, 2016 at 1:22 PM, Sunbird said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go see Rogue One, repeatedly mishear the name Krennic as Kredik, and keep thinking of Kredik Shaw.

OMG SAME. 

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend runs in a race and you make a sign saying "Pretend you're Bridge Four." And as a side note, he won that race. 

[AngelEy3 he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when every time you open the Final Fantasy XV game menu you read "Elemency" as "Allomancy"

Every. Single. Time. 

[DarkJester]

14 hours ago, AngelEy3 said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when every time you open the Final Fantasy XV game menu you read "Elemency" as "Allomancy"

Every. Single. Time. 

XD I played and got a spear and was like O_O! I HAVE A SHARD SPEAR!!!

[Sunbird she/her]

When you read the phrase "on hold" and your brain registers it as "on Hoid."

[manukos he/him]

You know you are a sander fan when you make ruin puns with your friend and of course no one gets them (because they haven't been blessed with the gift of the Cosmere ) but you still just sit there with a grin on your face

 

[StormyQueen she/her]

You know you're a sanderfan when you're doing readings for Literature and when you read the phrase that a character's identity revolves around how society percieves them, you instantly think about realmatic theory.

[Jude he/him]

When you try to do different accents like wayne.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

7 hours ago, Jude said:

When you try to do different accents like wayne.

And manage to do several of them fairly accurately.

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, ShadowLord_Lith said:

And manage to do several of them fairly accurately.

Relatable.

[A Budgie she/her]

Well, today I was doing a Bronze Medallion course for swimming...and we were doing spinal rolls and tows then told 'and then this is the part when you do the two breaths...' (please note we don't actually breathe or anything on an actual person, we just pretend to)
I wanted to tell my 'unconcious' person 'my life to yours, my Breath become yours,' except of course they wouldn't get it.

[Oversleep]

You're a Sanderfan when you read

2 hours ago, A Budgie said:

Well, today I was doing a Bronze Medallion course for swimming

And start wondering what is going on with that swimming course? I mean, if it's training to swim in ice cold water it should be Brass Medallion. What does have wakefulness have to do with swim...

*realizes it's probably just a name*

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you're reading Beowulf for your English class and you're supposed to be finding kennings and all that, but you can't get past the fact that Beowulf is probably where Brandon got all his names for god...

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you here the name Lauren as Laral as you're working the cash register, and you put Laral on their receipt before realizing the mistake.

[+Slowswift]

When you hear the quote from a Doctor Who episode, "Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up, never give in." and you immediately think it sounds like a Radiant Oath. 

[DarkJester]

You know your a Sanderson fan when you start noticing Hoid world hopping in non Sanderson books.

[Exalted]

21 hours ago, Slowswift said:

When you hear the quote from a Doctor Who episode, "Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up, never give in." and you immediately think it sounds like a Radiant Oath. 

...but it totally is!

New theory: the Doctor is a sliver of the Shard of Time, the infamous "survival shard"--all Time wants to do is keep going. That's what gives the Doctor his regeneration powers.

[A Budgie she/her]

13 hours ago, DarkJester said:

You know your a Sanderson fan when you start noticing Hoid world hopping in non Sanderson books.

When last year we had to read 12th Night (the Shakespeare play) one of my friends and I kept on joking that 'Feste,' or the Fool, was actually Hoid.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you're reading about a poet and you misread the sentence "He wrote in different meters." as "He wrote in different metals."