You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[JUQ he/him]

3 hours ago, Xaladin said:

Yes, it is group theory.

Here's another pun for you then.

What's purple and commutes? An abelian grape.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see this headline and immediately think of the Parshendi:

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

[Elenion he/him]

When one of your friends says something unintelligible and you say that it sounded like High Imperial.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you reAlize that naming hurricanes is creating a Stormfather for each one by altering the cognitive view of the storm. 

When you want a hurricane Tanavast. 

[Elenion he/him]

When your physics course makes you write your own projectile motion story problems... and you make one about Kaladin throwing a spear at Szeth.

[Sunbird she/her]

When your smartphone autocorrects "wit" to WoT.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

25 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

When your smartphone autocorrects "wit" to WoT.

Or it changes Ok to WoK. 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see one of your friends on GoodReads post this quote and you think, "Huh. That doesn't sound like something Kazan Smedry would say..." because your mind jumped to Alcatraz the minute you saw the name Kaz.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

On 10/10/2016 at 1:14 AM, Sunbird said:

When you see one of your friends on GoodReads post this quote and you think, "Huh. That doesn't sound like something Kazan Smedry would say..." because your mind jumped to Alcatraz the minute you saw the name Kaz.

I read the quote before I read your comment and thought the exact same thing!  Dare I say "great minds think alike"?

[Delightful]

On 03/10/2016 at 1:32 PM, Alfa said:

Taking involuntary baths goes along with Red Panther. 

Red panther?

 

when you read "how with all of these storms are you supposed to" as "how the storms are you supposed to"

[averyp1017 she/her]

When you look at people's name and realize it's symmetrical. And they aren't lighteyes.

[Alfa he/him]

3 hours ago, Delightful said:

Red panther?

Lightsong's and Llarimar's leased ship.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you do a double take because you misread the name "Soren" as "spren."

Edited October 20, 2016 by Sunbird

[Pinnacle-Ferring he/him]

9 hours ago, Sunbird said:

When you do a double take because you misread the name "Soren" as "spren."

I read it as Seran.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you curl up in a ball after you read The Dark Talent.

We were warned... we were warned....

[Oversleep]

When you struggle internally when seeing somebody asking "Brandon, why did you kill Kel? I'm very sad, because i can't more see him smile". You can't just ask "which book you're at" or anything because its implications are spoilers itself.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you read another book with a character named Shallan and get confused every time she is described as blond. 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When you only get this guy's costume because of the Sanderson Memes thread:

(sorry about the sideways. I don't know why it did that.)

He was the Most Interesting Man in the Ward. (A group of neighborhoods that meet for church at the same time.) He gave us candy.

[Sunbird she/her]

@Brightness Enna ROFL! That's fantastic! What was his drink, did you notice? Not beer like the original meme, obviously. I've seen Mormonized versions of the meme with a bottle of Sprite Photoshopped in.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

@Sunbird the meme on his jacket still had the beer in it, but he had multiple Mexican* Fantas and Cokes and Sprites with him. And yes, he drank them. Sad to say, not very many people got his joke. 

*(Mexican because they come in glass bottles, but they also have cane sugar instead of corn syrup so try them if you ever get a chance. They're great, but I don't know if they're actually Mexican. That's just what the stores say.)

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

I drew the Ghostblood symbol on my arm today. I think my teacher thought it was a gang sign or something. 

Edited October 26, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy

[Sunbird she/her]

@Brightness Enna Haha cool. My ward had a Halloween party last night, and I went as the 10th Doctor. I was disappointed by how few people recognized my costume.

[Elenion he/him]

When in the middle of calculus class you get talking to your friends about the current US political situation and how it's similar to the Hallandren system of the most corrupt Returned lasting the longest... and your friends haven't even read Warbreaker. But then your calculus teacher comes over and guess what he's read!

[Sunbird she/her]

1 hour ago, Elenion said:

When in the middle of calculus class you get talking to your friends about the current US political situation and how it's similar to the Hallandren system of the most corrupt Returned lasting the longest... and your friends haven't even read Warbreaker. But then your calculus teacher comes over and guess what he's read!

Wait wait, you wouldn't happen to have the same calc teacher as @Glamdring804, would you?

When this happens more than once in the same semester:

On 9/12/2016 at 9:07 PM, Sunbird said:

When you quote the ideal "Journey before destination" in a class at BYU and are disappointed that apparently nobody gets the reference.

 

Edited October 26, 2016 by Sunbird