You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

When you try to convince your peers to read the Way of Kings for the sole purpose that their name sounds kind of like Kaladin.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

1 hour ago, Quell said:

When you go to Florida for spring break, and people say the stupidest things and all you can think is "airsick lowlanders" I'm not saying that everyone there is, but I saw a few (we also have our crazies in Utah, I just paid a bit more attention on vacation)

Hey, a fellow Horneater! Aka Utahn.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

7 hours ago, Quickbronze said:

The reasons aren't too obvious; I didn't get it. It's not as if the problem involves cookies.

The reason is that it's a bakery in general, so they likely have cookies as well. I've heard tell that the DA is expanding to more than just cookies; for example, pie. Also, doesn't that just sound like something they'd do? Get us expecting cookies (or maybe pie) to be spiked, and then, in a sudden and inexplicable turn of events, use other baked goods. Something unnatural like that just seems natural for them. 

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

I know the reasons...it's math.

How do you like math???

Also, I've always loved Pattern, (er, patterns) and my Dad happens to be a math teacher, so I've had easy access to more and more complex patterns, aka a math, and I grew up surrounded by tales of the beauty of math rather than the horrors.

[Rue Walker]

3 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

I didn't see her. I must have went on a different day as her, cause I'm sure I would have noticed.

Bummer! I admit I wasn't 100% sure the first time I saw her, because the dress didn't have a high collar and the safehand sleeve was more of a stole, but when I spotted the glyph embroidered on it I stopped and asked "Are you from Roshar?" She got so excited because nobody else had recognized her.

(TBF, I was at Emerald City Comic Con this year and the same thing happened with a woman cosplaying Syl, even though it was a much larger con and Brandon was there as a guest, both of which ought to increase the chance of people recognizing a Cosmere cosplay.)

[Lord Meeker he/him]

When your dad is talking about white sand and you say "Where's Kenton?" And he gives you a baffled look, then you mutter. "It's Sanderson."

[Tesh Any pronouns]

41 minutes ago, Mraize said:

When your dad is talking about white sand and you say "Where's Kenton?" And he gives you a baffled look, then you mutter. "It's Sanderson."

My parents lecture me about reading a wider variety of books. AKA take a break from the author who we drove twelve hours for you to meet! (Best day ever. Can't wait to go to another signing. I mean, I still need to get Warbreaker, and White Sand, and all the other books! Not to mention the four I didn't get signed)! (I... Uh... May or may not have grabbed a tiny hardcover Edgedancer at B&N the day after I went to the signing... It was so beautiful! But my mom didn't see me grab it and buy it. If she had, I wouldn't have been able to. So shhhhh!!! )

When you read Keeper of the Lost Cities, (word of advice, do not read them. I swear, so cliché and predictable.) and main character develops a new ability every book, when she was already super powerful in the first book, and you can't help but think, "why am I even friends with [insert friend's name here who suggested these books]. I mean, she's waisting her time on this, while I gave her Mistborn for Christmas!"

I found out today that she didn't read past the first page. 

[AonEne he/him]

10 hours ago, Tesh said:

I found out today that she didn't read past the first page. 

I'm so sorry

14 hours ago, Mraize said:

Hey, a fellow Horneater! Aka Utahn.

Utahns are called Horneaters? Well, I gotta remember that. (Not saying I am one cause Internet safety) (but you can infer whatever you want to infer)

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I'm so sorry

Utahns are called Horneaters? Well, I gotta remember that. (Not saying I am one cause Internet safety) (but you can infer whatever you want to infer)

Elevation wise 

Anyone in the green area would be a Horneater.

[TNTman20 he/him]

Woo!

I'm a Horneater!

[Rebecca she/her]

Me too! Sweet!

[Kidpen he/him]

When you are going on the shard one period, and it's blocked the next. I can still get on if it has a comment specifier at the end though!

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you use up all your upvotes, just in this topic.

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Kidpen said:

When you are going on the shard one period, and it's blocked the next. I can still get on if it has a comment specifier at the end though!

What's a comment specifier?

When your friends don't even ask you if something is Sanderson anymore - they just assume it is. 

[Kidpen he/him]

8 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What's a comment specifier?

When your friends don't even ask you if something is Sanderson anymore - they just assume it is. 

When it links to a specific comment like notifications.

[Ink he/him]

4 hours ago, AonEne said:

Utahns are called Horneaters?

Those of us who are sanderfans. (at my school, I was the original and started a plague of at least 10 other people, which is impressive considering I only am friends with one of them, they just seemed to be interested in what I was reading and tried it for themselves. )

[Tesh Any pronouns]

8 hours ago, Mraize said:

Elevation wise 

Anyone in the green area would be a Horneater.

Yay! I'm a Horneater!

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

Yay! I'm a Horneater!

Now I'm going to have to look up what 1st sons do again...

[Mistspren she/her]

*Is not Horneater*

Yay, I’m an airsick lowlander!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I'm a hybrid.

Born in the Horneater Peaks, but raised in the LWTMA (Lands With Too Much Air)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

I'm a hybrid.

Born in the Horneater Peaks, but raised in the LWTMA (Lands With Too Much Air)

Technically, they can just be called the Lowlands.

[King Cole he/him]

When you dream of reading one of @Firerust's very well written RP's. (Of course, this was one he hasn't written yet, so if he does write it I can see the future. Fingers crossed)

[Apollyon he/him]

When you realize your name is perfectly symmetrical, just like a good Vorin.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On 4/10/2018 at 7:53 PM, Mraize said:

Hey, a fellow Horneater! Aka Utahn.

Yeah. One of us.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

Yeah. One of us.

Since I created this I establish myself as Nuatoma

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Grr. I need to get some shards.

Just now, Mraize said:

Since I created this I establish myself as Nuatoma