You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Rebecca she/her]

When you can’t even keep track of all the things you want to put on here.

[Kidpen he/him]

When you read Kendra as Kandra in a math problem.

[Jehoiada he/him]

When your teacher asks historically how many religions have there been, and you immediately think over three-houndred

[Gancho Libre he/him]

34 minutes ago, Jehoiada said:

When your teacher asks historically how many religions have there been, and you immediately think over three-houndred

Why is that weird? 

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, Gancho Libre said:

Why is that weird? 

That's what Sazed said when Vin asked how many were in the metalminds.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Just now, Kidpen said:

That's what Sazed said when Vin asked how many were in the metalminds.

oh yeah. 

[Jehoiada he/him]

 

9 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

That's what Sazed said when Vin asked how many were in the metalminds.

Yeah he says that alot!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

1 minute ago, Jehoiada said:

Yeah he says that alot!!

2

Well, I"M sorry. Didn't know this was so offending.

[Jehoiada he/him]

9 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Well, I"M sorry. Didn't know this was so offending.

I wasn't offended silly I was just stating fact

[Gancho Libre he/him]

did you just call me silly?

That was the most truthful thing I've ever heard 

[Jehoiada he/him]

I always try to state truth!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

that sentence was deplorable.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Baaa, I am offend 

This statement is another reason you know your a sanderfan

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Jehoiada said:

Baaa, I am offend 

This statement is another reason you know your a sanderfan

Give me boots!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

^ When that conversation (on this page and the one before) made you think, Mmm... Lies.

AND I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONVERTED A FRIEND TO THE SANDERFANDOM!!! I told her to read the Rithmatist, and now she's reading the Reconers, and she LOVES THEM!!! IT'S MAKING ME SO HAPPY!!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

23 minutes ago, Tesh said:

^ When that conversation (on this page and the one before) made you think, Mmm... Lies.

AND I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONVERTED A FRIEND TO THE SANDERFANDOM!!! I told her to read the Rithmatist, and now she's reading the Reconers, and she LOVES THEM!!! IT'S MAKING ME SO HAPPY!!!

I wish I was having the same luck 

I do have one friend enjoying happiness, but others are being... stubborn.

[Ink he/him]

Converting friends to sanderfanism is really quite satisfying. I have converted two people, and a third had read them but I told him about the cosmere and I think I blew his mind.

[Kidpen he/him]

When you unironically think "Wow, two minutes and no notifications? That's surprising."

[Quickbronze he/him]

When you feel bad about not posting on here more often

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

When you dream about stabbing someone with hemalurgic spikes. (Help) This actually happened on 4/17/18.

Edited April 24, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Um... not sure if anyone can help you... 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

1 minute ago, Gancho Libre said:

Um... not sure if anyone can help you... 

Maybe Ironeyes?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

Maybe Ironeyes?

if anybody, then him. Or Harmony.

[Quickbronze he/him]

Perhaps an Allomantic therapy session

[EddyJ he/him]

When you're watching a TV series and you notice a "Daniel Blackthorne" in the credits. And all you can think about is Dalinar being a hilariously passive-agressive set director.