Quickbronze he/him Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: Uh, would now be the proper time to say that I am in fact, employed by a library? (Although I do primarily use it as an outlet to convert others to the cosmere) There's never a proper time to confess to such a horrendous occupation ...though I suppose the DA people confess their affiliation at times, so Edited March 9, 2018 by Quickbronze 1
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Quickbronze said: There's never a proper time to confess to such a horrendous occupation ...though I suppose the DA people confess their affiliation at times, so I shall strive for proper penance for my heinous crimes.... 1
Rebecca she/her Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said: @Warbreaker_Weiss, this is why you use your phone's data to access the Shard at school.... That’s what I do. Doing right now actually. When at the bottom of a website it says, “we use cookies to improve your experience with our site,” and you proceed to immediately close the site, for obvious concerns. Edited March 9, 2018 by Rebecca 12
Lanny he/him Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 You know when you’re a Sanderson fan when you have the paper back, hard back, audio book, and digital copy of the Way of Kings. I love that series. It’s always awesome listening to the audio book after reading a book series. It really opens up the story for me and gives the characters more life. I can also listen while doing dumb things like doing the dishes or painting a wall. I think I’ve read/listened to the way of kings 4 times now.
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 9, 2018 Posted March 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Rebecca said: That’s what I do. Doing right now actually. When at the bottom of a website it says, “we use cookies to improve your experience with our site,” and you proceed to immediately close the site, for obvious concerns. When you become certain that Cookie Monster is a Hemalurgic construct.. 6
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 10, 2018 Posted March 10, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Rebecca said: When at the bottom of a website it says, “we use cookies to improve your experience with our site,” and you proceed to immediately close the site, for obvious concerns. I did the exact same thing just a few days ago, actually. When you go over to @Cel's house, and you two spend the first hour reading from OB and tBoM. (Her OB, me tBoM). There were tears shed. (Yes, she's reading that part. Just at the end of part three). When at the Harry Potter club at your school, you're talking about Dumbledore's Army, but keep almost saying the Dark Alley instead. Edited March 10, 2018 by Tesh 1
Ink he/him Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 When you have to do a book report on any character from any book. I chose Dalinar. The minimum number of paragraphs was five. Mine was about 20, and it was 5 pages long. (Did i mention that I have way too much time spent on homework that doesn’t need to be?) 3
Ink he/him Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 Requesting to make a cookie farm with your friends in Minecraft, then using 5 levels to name one “Hemalurgic Cookie” laughing about it, then realizing that you’re the only one who got your joke. My friend did eat it, but nothing happened. 4
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 11, 2018 Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) When you go see the new Wrinkle in Time, (the old movie was much more like the book, and the book better than both of them) and you see things relating to the Cosmere throughout the movie. "They speak in colors." Breath. Streams of cloth flying around a person. Awakening. Red eyes. Inhabited by a voidspren. A symbol that looked like Aon Rao. Magic glasses. Oculator. (Well, that one isn't Cosmere). To name a few. Edited March 11, 2018 by Tesh 1
Snipexe he/him Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) When a major sharder posts a theory, and WoB you got is relevant and you freak out Edited March 12, 2018 by Snipexe 1
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 When you're playing a swordfighting game on the wii, and you act like you're using Windstance. 2
Podman Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Benjamin_Stormblessed said: When you're playing a swordfighting game on the wii, and you act like you're using Windstance. Did you win?
Jude he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 3:24 PM, podman36 said: ... ... ...well? Did it? No, sadly.
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 when you ask a magic 8 ball if it's an awakened object 3
Podman Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 47 minutes ago, Benjamin_Stormblessed said: when you ask a magic 8 ball if it's an awakened object What’d it say?
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, podman36 said: What’d it say? Well, it was actually a bit evasive.
Nohadon he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, Benjamin_Stormblessed said: Well, it was actually a bit evasive. what did it SAY though?
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 I don't remember exactly what it said. But something to the effect of "I'd better not say" 2
Fifth Scholar he/him Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 When your Spanish teacher asks you to translate “rascacielos” (skyscraper) and you confidently answer “Skybreaker!” 6
Podman Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) You know you’re a Sharder when you start a Moon Nuzlocke run and name your Rowlet “Quiver”. I’ll tag @Quiver, he might think that’s cool. Edited March 16, 2018 by podman36 2
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 When this interaction happens between you and a friend you're texting. Me: To be real here, [REDACTED NAME] would probably make the best Shallan. You're still Szeth. Friend: true!! I think [REDACTED NAME] would make a good Jasnah Me: You think so? Yeah, I can see that! Friend: And I see you as Syl Me: My gosh The backstory behind this is that we have been discussing who in our school's theater program should play who in the Stormlight Archive. He's only halfway through reading Way of Kings for the first time. Poor boy doesn't know what he's getting himself into. You also know you're a Sanderfan when you and that same friend call each other Jasnah (his name for me) and Shallan (my name for him). Or alternatively, Gaz and Kaladin, respectively. You also know you're a Sanderfan and a theater person when you fancast Mistborn and the Stormlight Archive with theater kids from your own school instead of celebrities. I cast myself as Kabsal. 4
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 @Firerust, better start getting invested in jams... 1
CrazyManth3 he/him Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 When you have this sister (an avid reader nonetheless), and she very stubbornly refuses to read TWOK. But you have this master plan. Sneak the book in her room, and wait. She came up to me one day and said: "I've started it." OH YEAH 11
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 When you find out electrum is actually a real metal, and start going crazy. On the inside. I was in Social Studies. 4
Sunbird she/her Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 When you recognize one of the 17th Shard admins in passing at BYU. (True story!) 2
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