Dymphna Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Entroduced my folks and sister to Alcatraz. Mom and sister have decided their talent is to pick the wrong line at checkout. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 When you sing a song, and instead of saying "I will crack", you say "I will snap" , so you can become a misting. The words in the quotations are the lyrics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 When you almost give up writing because you find out Brandon made the map of Roshar from a fractal. (Can't find a link.) Seriously, Brandon Sanderson, be a little worse of an author to make us mortals feel less bad. (Not really, stay good.) When you constantly compare other authors to him and find them lacking. Here you go, all the credit in world to Veil for figuring it out... I studied Julia sets at one point and still didn't recognize it until I saw Veil's post... I wish I knew more about math so I could really contribute to this conversation. Like I have no idea what Julia sets and Fatou sets are or whether they have anything at all to do with Roshar, but... Come on. Tell me that doesn't look like Roshar. Also, I like the sound of "Julia set behaviour is chaotic, while Fatou set behavior is regular/ordered." Sounds a bit like Honor and Cultivation to me. (By the way, RShara, if you see this, it might be helpful to add the summary to your first post so newcomers to the thread can get caught up.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 My mom has to ban me from all Sanderson books in order for me to get my homework done... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 My mom has to ban me from all Sanderson books in order for me to get my homework done... Write all your literary essays about Brandon Sanderson books. It's more or less what I did. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when, instead of clenching your fist in anger, you stick it to the side and try to summon your Shardblade. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when, instead of clenching your fist in anger, you stick it to the side and try to summon your Shardblade. You know you're a Sanderfan when counting to ten comes naturally to you when you're angry. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elithanathile Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when the most natural excuse to keep reading is, "But it's a Sanderson book!" And see that as a perfectly logical argument. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picksupchickens Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) When you're in a reading slump, but then you realize you can read Sanderson for the umpteenth time. When you're a stick. When you only like kobolds in fantasy when they're Kobold King. Cosmere books before school, reading before conversations. Edited August 19, 2015 by picksupchickens 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 When you're at a (loud) concert and regret not bringing your tinmind so you can store hearing. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) Write all your literary essays about Brandon Sanderson books. It's more or less what I did. I almost did, but then decided it would ruin the books for me. Also, they are way complex and id have to write like 20 pages to analyse one theme. Edited August 19, 2015 by Delightful 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 I almost did, but then decided it would ruin the books for me. Also, they are way complex and id have to write like 20 pages to analyse one theme. Best. Book report. Ever. Even if it took 20 pages, it would be so fun to write! Example: WoR. 10 pages on Stick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Best. Book report. Ever. Even if it took 20 pages, it would be so fun to write! Example: WoR. 10 pages on Stick. Words of Radiance: A report: Part 1 of 638 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Contents 1...............A summary of the Stick scene 2...............The meaning of Stick 3...............An in-depth analysis of Stick's species 4...............The history of Stick 5...............Stick and Shallan: A contrast 6...............The metaphysical effects of soulcasting upon Stick 7...............The evolution of Stick 8...............Possible backstory of Stick 9...............Stick compared to regular sticks 10.............A brief conclusion to the "Stick" segment. You know you're a Sanderfan when your book reports all have ten pages discussing Stick. (Even if it's not a book written by Brandon Sanderson.) Edited August 20, 2015 by Evil_Reptile 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehlers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 When your find yourself trying to push on your wife's emotion to calm her the crap down! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted August 20, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 When your find yourself trying to push on your wife's emotion to calm her the crap down! It didn't work, of course. The argument was about her Smoking in the house. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 It didn't work, of course. The argument was about her Smoking in the house. Clever shrew... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you look at the wall of "Tim Hortons" and think the sign says "Creamy Chocolate Chull", instead of "Chill". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you look at the wall of "Tim Hortons" and think the sign says "Creamy Chocolate Chull", instead of "Chill". Hope it wasn't actually chull in terms of quality... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Hope it wasn't actually chull in terms of quality... Rock would be disappointed in you. Airsick lowlander! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Rock would be disappointed in you. Airsick lowlander! I wasn't under the opinion Horneaters actually ate chull dung. Rock just dumped it in Sadeas's soup. Because, you know, chull dung. Sadeas deserved it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I wasn't under the opinion Horneaters actually ate chull dung. Rock just dumped it in Sadeas's soup. Because, you know, chull dung. Sadeas deserved it. I was referring to their shells. If you thought I was referring to Sadeas's food, I may have to rescind my earlier comment. Also, you know you're a Sanderfan when you debate the value of using chull in food. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I was referring to their shells. If you thought I was referring to Sadeas's food, I may have to rescind my earlier comment. Also, you know you're a Sanderfan when you debate the value of using chull in food. Mostly it was the fact that chull (while incredibly cute [what??? They are!]) happens to be a replacement swear here. Guess that kind of leaked through. Though I don't know if Horneaters eat chull either... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Mostly it was the fact that chull (while incredibly cute [what??? They are!]) happens to be a replacement swear here. Guess that kind of leaked through. Though I don't know if Horneaters eat chull either... Well, I didn't know that, having only three days experience. Also, I'm beginning to get the feeling that there was something fishy about the cookies I was offered. I distinctly recall there being some mention of Horneaters eating shells. Perhaps not specifically chull shells, but that was implied. (Also, I need to add "Chull" and "Horneater" to the dictionary.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 It's less that chull is a replacement swear, and more that the swear filter automatically turns [synonym of donkey] into chull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Ugh, I HATE spambots. No we do not want any Vashikaran love magic, thank you very much!! Edited August 21, 2015 by The Honor Spren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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