Bort Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when... You trail through the Vashikaran Black Magic threads, looking for "You know you're a Sanderfan when... Part 2" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 When you lose your right glove and start to feel very feminine. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookspren Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 When you find every opportunity to quite Sanderson in conversations so people will think you're clever and witty, but then let them know who actually came up with the lines in hopes of making converts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 when you see a paperback copy of WOR in the bookstore and think about how things had been changed and you think "I NEED IT" and beg until you get it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 When you are not surprised that there are about half a dozen different spambots posting different things on a forum simultaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 The awkward moment a spambot is the top poster of the day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you quote things from his books to see if there is any sanderfan in the room. And when you find one. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Has you a crush on this other Sanderfan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you read a single Sanderson book. Yes! First Popular post! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 When you think Vi Hart would be brilliant at AonDor or Rithmatics. Or perhaps when you worry about the Hemalurgic properties of thorns while you're doing yardwork. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blightsong Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 When most of the stuff in the notes section of your iPad is "Cosmere novel notes" and "Q&A for Brandon Sanderson" When you have spent 90% of your waking moments within the past 48 hours going through theory land and his r/books ama 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Arum Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 When you stop at every airport bookstore whenever you travel hoping to find a book "vandalized" by Brandon himself. So far...none have been found, but I bought two of his books at the Seattle airport Monday night anyway because my Kindle was dead and I needed something to read! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blightsong Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 "There are no ideals past the first," the Cryptic whispered. "Now, you must speak truths." Mistrunner took a deep breath. "You want a truth?" she said. "I have no social life." "Ah... a powerful truth indeed." Speak again the hallowed oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The Knights Awkward must stand again. I'm joining as well, "I will put the WoB before all else" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 When you stop at every airport bookstore whenever you travel hoping to find a book "vandalized" by Brandon himself. So far...none have been found, but I bought two of his books at the Seattle airport Monday night anyway because my Kindle was dead and I needed something to read! I believe the official term is Brandalized. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParadoxicalZen Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) When everyone is taking different routes back to the parking lot and someone says "Well, I guess it doesn't matter which way we go; they'll all get us there." your first thought is "But...but...the First Ideal...'Journey before destination'." Really happened on the way out of a restaurant yesterday. I actually lol'd. Highfive! You know you're a sanderfan when you're family is at the dinner table talking about how you're brother had a rock for a best friend when he was 3. And you sit there thinking, "but Kaladin has a Rock for a best friend. . . " So did Tien (too soon?) Perhaps your brother was seeing Rockspren!!! You know you're a sanderfan whenever you see the word Invest (and derivatives) and you automatically think "What if the internets were invested?" *thehorror* that or When your paranoia kicks in that the Shards are real and are trying to send you a message and hunt you down (The truth is out there, Stick told me so) Or when you think Stick from Daredevil is an apprentice of the Supreme Overlord and must be a part of B.A.R.K and B.I.T.E as well as The Chaste Edited July 16, 2015 by ParadoxSpren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Invested Internet you say? I wonder what will happen if we turned every computer into a type IV biochromatic entity. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 When your browsing activity shows that you spend an average of 10 hours a day browsing through the Shard, the interview database, and lectures by Brandon ( Not even including reading!) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 When your browsing activity shows that you spend an average of 10 hours a day browsing through the Shard, the interview database, and lectures by Brandon ( Not even including reading!) Amateur. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) When you have the following conversation. Me: you know what crossover I really want to write? Brother: Coulson and.....? Me: A Kaladin/Coulson crossover. Think about it. Both love protecting people, Kaladin is broken and thinks he can never protect everyone, Coulson is the protective father figure that encourages and sees the best in everyone, and never gives up on anyone for anything. *both distracted for a minute* Me: oh and did you see Brandon's nearly done with the Dalinar flashbacks?! *pause* Brother: I want Coulson flashbacks. *btw I totally want to write that crossover. Which setting would y'all suggest, cause I can't decide. Edited July 16, 2015 by Delightful 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 When you name your new (used) Chevy Cobalt "Niter", after the former leader of the Cobalt Guard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 When you have the following conversation. Me: you know what crossover I really want to write? Brother: Coulson and.....? Me: A Kaladin/Coulson crossover. Think about it. Both love protecting people, Kaladin is broken and thinks he can never protect everyone, Coulson is the protective father figure that encourages and sees the best in everyone, and never gives up on anyone for anything. *both distracted for a minute* Me: oh and did you see Brandon's nearly done with the Dalinar flashbacks?! *pause* Brother: I want Coulson flashbacks. *btw I totally want to write that crossover. Which setting would y'all suggest, cause I can't decide. I've always thought Coulson would make an excellent Returned, but the parallels between him and Kaladin would make for an awesome story! As for the setting of that story, my only thought is that Kal needs access to stormlight... But seeing Coulson try to remember recruit Kaladin for the Avengers would be amazing too. On topic, you know you're a Sanderfan when you're learning how to program and all your variables are Cosmere names. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonskin Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I wonder what will happen if we turned every computer into a type IV biochromatic entity. You know you're really a Sanderfan when, at last, you understand references like "type IV biochromatic entity" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I've always thought Coulson would make an excellent Returned, but the parallels between him and Kaladin would make for an awesome story! As for the setting of that story, my only thought is that Kal needs access to stormlight... But seeing Coulson try to remember recruit Kaladin for the Avengers would be amazing too. On topic, you know you're a Sanderfan when you're learning how to program and all your variables are Cosmere names. He would be A Magical Returned. . And goodness, what would his name be? Funnily enough I imagined Kal joining AoS (funnily enough since theres already a Cal) rather than Avengers. I'll have to play around with the ideas a little and see what works. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) He would be A Magical Returned. . And goodness, what would his name be? Funnily enough I imagined Kal joining AoS (funnily enough since theres already a Cal) rather than Avengers. I'll have to play around with the ideas a little and see what works. AoS would be even better! Haha, I love it already. ...Speaking of Cosmere/AoS crossovers, I once tried to write one where Coulson and crew had to investigate Vivenna and Nightblood. The idea was sound, I think, but the execution? *shakes head* Not so much. By the way, does anyone have any ideas for Coulson's Returned name? Or even what he would be god of? Edit: I volunteer as high priestess. Edited July 16, 2015 by Brightness Random 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when the most stressful moment of your day is wondering if others will agree with your theory, the most frustrating is no notifications or messages, the saddest is being reminded of a favorite character's death, and the happiest is getting upvoted. You know, I'm starting to wonder if there are virtual rioters who are manipulating my emotions. "virtual riot" is the name of an amazing electronic music artist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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