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i was teaching when i heard one of my students call another a cretin.

"but teacher, he deserved it. he was talking and disturbing"

"well, i could never insult one of you students"

pause while i realize the implication

"did any of you guys ever read the stormlight archive?" [none of them has. not many people know sanderson in italy]

"well, it's this fantasy book where there is a king who keeps a wit to insult the other nobles. because the king could not afford to insult the nobles, it would be inappropriate for his role. so he has the wit to do it for him. perhaps you could be my wit"

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11 hours ago, Nameless said:

YKYASFW you get a book for Christmas and finish it on Christmas again. 

Or when you finish an entire trilogy the day after Christmas because you didn't have time to read on Christmas day. 

(no this totally didn't happen to me and no my arms are not cramping from holding books for hours)

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When you don’t need to look up the order of the Great Houses to see who goes first in Mistborn: House War.

(For context, the person who goes first is determined by their House’s ranking in the books. So, House Venture first, House Hasting second, House Elariel third, and so on)

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You know you spend too much time on the Shard when you read this

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See me immediately. Use a transfer shift, code word Frustration.

and do a double take.

And when you think of posting in this thread immediately afterwards you know you're addicted.

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