You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I dreamt I made a bunch of Coppermind edits, but all on the wrong pages, and Chaos was yelling at me in Spanish so I couldn’t understand.

HAHA. that is hilarious. I once had a dream I was playing se.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

2 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I dreamt I made a bunch of Coppermind edits, but all on the wrong pages, and Chaos was yelling at me in Spanish so I couldn’t understand.

That's terrifying xD

4 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Well, part of it was that i met you (robin hatter) and your irl name was Eve (idk why) and i think there was something with Kaladin and syl and a sharder (idk who) and for some reason hooty from the owl house and we were all on a boat and syl kept being like "oh guys we should try dying to see how it feels" and everyone was like "syl wtf" and also Kaladin was in a giant Tupperware for some reason.

...

Yeah

You have the best dreams

[Szeth's Facepalm]

28 minutes ago, Robin Hatter said:

You have the best dreams

Occasionally. Whenever i have a dream i can actually remember, it is extremely vivid, and that includes the nightmares. My latest nightmare was terrifying and realistic, i dreamed that people had broken into my house and murdered my little sister, and then a creepy man came into my room and was like, "don't be scared ahaha" and i woke myself up by yelling "stop". So that was utterly terrifying. But sometimes i'll have a fun one that i can pretty much control. The hooty-kaladin-boat-tupperware one was pretty good, especially at the beginning (which i don't remember particularly well but i remember it was fun.)

[Guest]

when you're in a tough spot and want to break down but then think "what would (insert sanderson character) do?" and immediately feel more confident

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

14 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I dreamt I made a bunch of Coppermind edits, but all on the wrong pages, and Chaos was yelling at me in Spanish so I couldn’t understand.

Sometimes I wonder what Chaos would think if I told him bout this 
Maybe he’s watching right now…

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So I’m on my way to Chicago for a choir trip, and I saw this sign. As far as I knew, Alleyverse hasn’t been very active, but I guess they might have changed name slightly and location to middle of nowhere Illinois. Recruiting are we?

[GoWibble he/him]

On 2/3/2022 at 6:59 PM, Inkspren_K said:

Or when you're really disappointed in yourself for taking 4. This was the first thing I thought of when I got it too though

When I tried this yesterday

Edited February 16, 2022 by GoWibble

[Some Random Spren he/him]

When you get such a good understanding of non-existent physics that you think up fabrial designs for technology we have IRL

and your most played game is mostly played with the allomancy mod

[Morningtide she/her]

22 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Well, part of it was that i met you (robin hatter) and your irl name was Eve (idk why) and i think there was something with Kaladin and syl and a sharder (idk who) and for some reason hooty from the owl house and we were all on a boat and syl kept being like "oh guys we should try dying to see how it feels" and everyone was like "syl wtf" and also Kaladin was in a giant Tupperware for some reason.

...

Yeah

That's amazing. The strangest dream I've ever had was this morning. I dozed off on the couch while my little sister was listening to Winnie the Pooh. I ended up dreaming about Spider-Man and Tigger. 

Ykyasfw the only thing you do for 6 hours is read theories on the Shard

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

When you get this for your birthday the day after it becomes available in hardback!

[AonEne he/him]

On 2/15/2022 at 8:27 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Well, part of it was that i met you (robin hatter) and your irl name was Eve (idk why) and i think there was something with Kaladin and syl and a sharder (idk who) and for some reason hooty from the owl house and we were all on a boat and syl kept being like "oh guys we should try dying to see how it feels" and everyone was like "syl wtf" and also Kaladin was in a giant Tupperware for some reason.

Sleepwalking, sleepwalking...sleepHOOTING  

10 hours ago, Zephrun's Imperium said:

So I’m on my way to Chicago for a choir trip, and I saw this sign. As far as I knew, Alleyverse hasn’t been very active, but I guess they might have changed name slightly and location to middle of nowhere Illinois. Recruiting are we?

Don't blow our cover!  

14 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Sometimes I wonder what Chaos would think if I told him bout this 
Maybe he’s watching right now…

Didn't you mention this in the Discord too?  

[ash's_eyes she/her]

when your taller sister is walking too fast for you to keep up and you think "storming alethi and their long legs"

On 2/16/2022 at 0:31 PM, GoWibble said:

When I tried this yesterday

almost tried this the other day XD

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have a friend come over and spend a solid thirty minutes just showing them the art in the Stormlight books trying to convince them to read them. 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

When you find your old wallet with $50 in it, and your first thought is “I can buy more Sanderson books with this”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

When you see a spherical light bulb and you say to the host, "nice sky mark."

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

When you have a vivid dream that your bookshelf fell over and your WoK leatherbound was super heavily damaged and completely ruined… 

Edited February 22, 2022 by #1 Taln Fan

[AonEne he/him]

When, after your framed Bridge Four poster falls on you, you're more upset that your TWOK leatherbounds were slightly damaged than you are that you got cut slightly. (In my defense, it was small and cuts heal while books don't. On the other hand, I think I was in shock for a while. Very shaky and breaths came quick.) 

On a lighter note: when the realization that, now that you have income, you can buy Shardblades, keeps hitting you and making you happy all over again. 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

NO NOT THE LEATHERBOUNDS

(Hope you’re okay too Ene)

 

[Frustration]

What is it with this thread and leatherbounds being in danger lately?

[Morningtide she/her]

Even your biggest priority is measuring your Cosmere Star map to get it a frame

[AonEne he/him]

8 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

NO NOT THE LEATHERBOUNDS

(Hope you’re okay too Ene)

I am, I almost think the band-aid hurt more than the cut  and now I have a scar and a story to tell. 

[The Voiceless One he/him]

when watching

is the first thing that you do in the day.

[mathiau he/him]

Just now, The Voiceless One said:

when watching

is the first thing that you do in the day.

When you're not surprised in the least with Brandon's secret

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Storms I promised my friends I would watch that video and then tell them what it was about.

[The Voiceless One he/him]

5 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Storms I promised my friends I would watch that video and then tell them what it was about.

So tell them it's about his plans for the future.

Edited March 1, 2022 by The Voiceless One
gramatical changes for improved clarity of intent