You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you realize that your watch would interfere with the wearing of a safehand glove.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When the following meme applies to you.

Also this. 

Crime and Punishment is incredible though, y'all, not gonna lie. 

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you go to meet a friend for a school project, but when you get there they mention one detail from RoW. 3 hours later you leave their house, and not a single thing has been done on the project.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 hour ago, Chinkoln said:

When you go to meet a friend for a school project, but when you get there they mention one detail from RoW. 3 hours later you leave their house, and not a single thing has been done on the project.

This seems very plausible. That’s cool that you know another irl Sanderfan. I don’t.

[Use the Falchion]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Imperium said:

Crime and Punishment is incredible though, y'all, not gonna lie

One of the best books I read in high school, right under The Great Gatsby. 

[Chinkoln he/him]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

This seems very plausible. That’s cool that you know another irl Sanderfan. I don’t.

It is my cousin. My cousin is the only Sanderfan in my life, even though my brother is close to converting to the Devotary of Sanderson.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

This seems very plausible. That’s cool that you know another irl Sanderfan. I don’t.

That's very sad. I only have my sister and friend, but they've only read Mistborn and SA. I'm trying them to get to read everything else.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

10 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

It is my cousin. My cousin is the only Sanderfan in my life, even though my brother is close to converting to the Devotary of Sanderson.

oh. Well, you still have someon.  I don't got no one.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

8 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

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When it hurts to say to your sister that "Yes Kelsier is really dead"

 

Have you read Mistborn: Secret History? If not, you should really read it. 

When you can recognize and name all ten Knight radiant glyphs. I can't draw them, though, which is unfortunate.

I'm off to go practice writing in the women's script! (Assuming I can find my notes...)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Yes. I love it (Also RoW and BoM)

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So Kelsier isn't dead dead, just mostly dead.

"Mostly dead is slightly alive."

He's had a physical body again at least once.

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Rōnin said:

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So Kelsier isn't dead dead, just mostly dead.

"Mostly dead is slightly alive."

He's had a physical body again at least once.

 

I think they meant that it hurt to tell the lie.

[Flyingbooks]

When your mental answer to the joke "what's black and white and red all over" is "Singers, obviously."

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Flyingbooks42 said:

When your mental answer to the joke "what's black and white and red all over" is "Singers, obviously."

Curse this upvote limit!

[Flying she/her]

1 minute ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

When your mental answer to the joke "what's black and white and red all over" is "Singers, obviously."

Since it's near Christmas my mom keeps buying candy canes and all I can think about when I see the red and white is singer skin patterns. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

Curse this upvote limit!

I upvoted them for you  

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

19 minutes ago, weiss_kwispies said:

Since it's near Christmas my mom keeps buying candy canes and all I can think about when I see the red and white is singer skin patterns. 

I upvoted them for you  

Thank you. 

[Rushu42 she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're reading a book and all you can think is "That name is symmetrical. Blasphemy."

[Rebecca she/her]

When your cousin has a baby and names her Maya (no, she hasn’t read Sanderson, it’s a twist on her grandma’s name) and every time you hear it you just think of the spren.

[Flying she/her]

30 minutes ago, Ookla the Uscritic said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're reading a book and all you can think is "That name is symmetrical. Blasphemy."

My first name is a palindrome...

[Chinkoln he/him]

When the only thing you can think about is Sanderson, so when your chemistry teachers asks what the first 8 elements are, you say “iron, steel, brass, zinc, pewter, tin, copper, and gold”. Your teacher stares and says “You are completely wrong”. I reply “My bad, it is bronze, not gold”

[AonEne he/him]

When you see 'envoy' and think of envoyform.

[Aspiring Writer]

When you start naturally using the curse 'storming' in your vocabulary with your family.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

On 10/16/2020 at 9:22 PM, KnightRadiant said:

When your first kiss is someone who's also a Sanderfan.

UPDATE: *ahem* "When your boyfriend is also a Sanderfan." 

[AonEne he/him]

When you always think of the Ghostbloods owning Mitsubishi Motors. (Are they connected to Ambition?)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When your sister shows you her hamster and says he looks like a pancake, and you just whisper, "the tenth pancake..."

And when you find this, and think it's the best thing ever.

[Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her]

When one of your Bible study questions is about "uniting instead of dividing" but no one else in the room is a Sanderfan so they don't understand why you're freaking out.