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Leave a gold coin on the ground and ironpull it whenever someone tries to pick it up.

I can just picture a looney-tunes version of mistborn, where Kelsier does this to taunt the noblemen
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Stealing carefully with Hemalurgy many Human Trait of a guy.

Then seeing the poor guy, re Spiking to give to him his own stolen trait .... And Sorry with him before to search another less "pity-like" victim.

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Or your fringe, not only pointless but incredibly dangerous.

I also like the idea of using a shard blade to carve a Sunday roast.

Shardblade to trim pubes

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That's a unique way to use a shardblade!

(if you don't get the joke, try saying it out loud but stress the first vowel in unique)

HA! Harmony doesn't appreciate that joke!

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Lash doors to the wall so nobody can open/close them.

Lash sheets to beds so nobody can get in bed.

Make a lifeless with the command color. Then give it the command to fart if someone says color. Then sell the lifeless for a low price in halladren. Watch as the lifeless farts repeatedly at everyone who says color.

Awaken snowmen and tell them to throw snowballs at random people.

Commit suicide by compounding tons of age thus turning yourself into a embryo.

Beat angry birds by using atium to see the result of every move.

Use aon eshe in the winter so you don't have to wear a coat.

Use aon aha in the summer to cool your self off.

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Make a bunch of small woodland creatures Lifeless and command them to help you around the house like Cinderella.

*storyteller voice*

Since childhood his dream was to be like Cinderella.

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Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably.

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Make a bunch of small woodland creatures Lifeless and command them to help you around the house like Cinderella.

That's not even remotely useless!

 

jW

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Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably.

 

Once upon a time, there was a skaa girl who went to a ball. She fell in love with a nobleman but once he found out she was skaa (after a long trek because the only thing he had to go on was a shoe) he had her murdered. The end. Moral of the story, skaa: don't pretend to be noble. Noblemen: kill skaa whenever you feel like it.

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Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably.

 

At the very least, after the Catacendre, expies of Watership Down and Blake's 7 were printed.  (And we know this because Wayne read them both)

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First, acquire Fullborn-status. Then, make sure you have plenty of Atium, Cadium, and Duralumin. Now, set in your speed bubble and wait for time and the cosmere to come to an end.

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Become a epic who has the power to be exactly the same (includes DNA) as yourself before your transformation.

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Become a epic who has the power to be exactly the same (includes DNA) as yourself before your transformation.

 

So by this you mean become immortal, unsleeping, not needing food, etc.?  :huh:

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BoM spoilers

Filling a nicrosilmind with the Investiture of Feruchemical nicrosil.

That's literally the default use of it though :(

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as a full feruchemist/allomancer...make your own version of the BoM.  Hide them somewhere no one would ever look.  Then store the memory of where you hid them in a coppermind that is a large sheet of copper with a map on it that has an x somewhere really hard to get...that is not where the bands are hidden.  Take the coppermind/map, and give it to a skilled treasure hunter, swearing that it holds the location of an item of power.  Watch them get upset about not finding it and laugh.

 

When they get frustrated and give up...take the map yourself and go get your bands.  Give them to someone else in front of the treasure hunter and laugh some more.

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