Dunkum he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Leave a gold coin on the ground and ironpull it whenever someone tries to pick it up.I can just picture a looney-tunes version of mistborn, where Kelsier does this to taunt the noblemen
Yata he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Stealing carefully with Hemalurgy many Human Trait of a guy. Then seeing the poor guy, re Spiking to give to him his own stolen trait .... And Sorry with him before to search another less "pity-like" victim.
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 shoving a blood covered nail into a cookie.
kinxer he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Spike a Lifeless with two Kandra Blessings of Presence. Profit? 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Spike a Lifeless with two Kandra Blessings of Presence. Profit? ... a self-aware lifeless? Bring out your torches and pitchforks, folks! 2
stormlore Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) Or your fringe, not only pointless but incredibly dangerous. I also like the idea of using a shard blade to carve a Sunday roast. Shardblade to trim pubes Edited December 11, 2015 by stormlore 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Shardblade to trim pubes That's a unique way to use a shardblade! (if you don't get the joke, try saying it out loud but stress the first vowel in unique) 3
stormlore Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 That's a unique way to use a shardblade! (if you don't get the joke, try saying it out loud but stress the first vowel in unique) HA! Harmony doesn't appreciate that joke! 2
Stormgate he/him Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 This isn't Cosmere, but drawing a Line of Silencing in a duel with someone else, or even in a duel at all. 1
Oversleep Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Lash yourself mutliple times to the ground. Walk as if you were carrying something super-heavy. 1
Straw he/him Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 (edited) Lash doors to the wall so nobody can open/close them. Lash sheets to beds so nobody can get in bed. Make a lifeless with the command color. Then give it the command to fart if someone says color. Then sell the lifeless for a low price in halladren. Watch as the lifeless farts repeatedly at everyone who says color. Awaken snowmen and tell them to throw snowballs at random people. Commit suicide by compounding tons of age thus turning yourself into a embryo. Beat angry birds by using atium to see the result of every move. Use aon eshe in the winter so you don't have to wear a coat. Use aon aha in the summer to cool your self off. Edited February 22, 2016 by ThatTinyStrawMan 2
Landis963 he/him Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Beat angry birds by using atium to see the result of every move. ... You get an upvote for this alone.
Master Elodin Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Make a bunch of small woodland creatures Lifeless and command them to help you around the house like Cinderella. 2
Straw he/him Posted February 22, 2016 Posted February 22, 2016 Make a bunch of small woodland creatures Lifeless and command them to help you around the house like Cinderella.*storyteller voice*Since childhood his dream was to be like Cinderella. 2
Alfa he/him Posted February 22, 2016 Posted February 22, 2016 Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably. 1
Jondesu he/him Posted February 22, 2016 Posted February 22, 2016 Make a bunch of small woodland creatures Lifeless and command them to help you around the house like Cinderella. That's not even remotely useless! jW
Brightness Enna she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably. Once upon a time, there was a skaa girl who went to a ball. She fell in love with a nobleman but once he found out she was skaa (after a long trek because the only thing he had to go on was a shoe) he had her murdered. The end. Moral of the story, skaa: don't pretend to be noble. Noblemen: kill skaa whenever you feel like it. 3
Landis963 he/him Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Did we get a glimpse of in-world fiction anywhere in the Cosmere? I guess, there was something on Roshar, but not much. Would be interesting to see, how the fairy tales on Scadrial look like...and especially what Slowswift had written - something about elves who can burn silver ot stuff, probably. At the very least, after the Catacendre, expies of Watership Down and Blake's 7 were printed. (And we know this because Wayne read them both)
Jazzy Kandra she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 First, acquire Fullborn-status. Then, make sure you have plenty of Atium, Cadium, and Duralumin. Now, set in your speed bubble and wait for time and the cosmere to come to an end. 2
Straw he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Become a epic who has the power to be exactly the same (includes DNA) as yourself before your transformation.
Kurkistan he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Become a epic who has the power to be exactly the same (includes DNA) as yourself before your transformation. So by this you mean become immortal, unsleeping, not needing food, etc.?
MikeBridgeFour Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Gaining the tenth heightening so that you could use your awakenings as "white out", draining the color from ink when you make a mistake writing. 3
Pinnacle-Ferring he/him Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 BoM spoilers Filling a nicrosilmind with the Investiture of Feruchemical nicrosil.
natc Posted March 13, 2016 Posted March 13, 2016 BoM spoilers Filling a nicrosilmind with the Investiture of Feruchemical nicrosil. That's literally the default use of it though 1
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) as a full feruchemist/allomancer...make your own version of the BoM. Hide them somewhere no one would ever look. Then store the memory of where you hid them in a coppermind that is a large sheet of copper with a map on it that has an x somewhere really hard to get...that is not where the bands are hidden. Take the coppermind/map, and give it to a skilled treasure hunter, swearing that it holds the location of an item of power. Watch them get upset about not finding it and laugh. When they get frustrated and give up...take the map yourself and go get your bands. Give them to someone else in front of the treasure hunter and laugh some more. Edited March 14, 2016 by hoidhunter 2
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