Ookla she/her Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Granted. You also receive a bottle of thyme. I wish for puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Granted, no one gets them, and they're rarely ever good. I would like to freeze my grades at where they are now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 (edited) Granted. You are also now the last person alive so grades no longer matter. I wish to be able to freeze time for everyone but me. Edited April 30 by Unintelligenius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. You get nothing done in your extra time. I wish for a penny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted, you die in three days. I wish for a crystal ball that actually works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. You can't stop talking, literally. eventually your voice wears out and everyone ignores you. I wish for glasses that didn't break and never got dirty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. You are now blind. I wish for a bottle that refills itself every time you drink out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. You are now a chicken. I wish that I was rich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Grated. You are now a car. I wish for some more hair ties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. They snap on their first use. I wish for a bookstore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. It's an infinite and ever changing labyrinth. Good luck getting out! I wish to be able to shapeshift into a raven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Granted. It only works one way. Have fun eating other birds for the rest of your life. I wish for the motivation to do the rest of my homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted. A dog (not yours) eats it. I wish for someone else to write my essay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted. They turn in an absolutely flawless essay under your name. Unfortunately, it argues for your execution... I wish for a warm pair of slippers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted. They are made from the skins of an extremely endangered animal, and you can't forget that fact when you wear them I wish I could always win games of rock/paper/scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted, your hands are permanently turned into rocks, papers, or scissors, depending on the last thing you played in RPS. I wish for my chickens to stop pecking my siblings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted, the chickens now peck only you but one hundred times more then usual. I wish to never be sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Granted. You will never be considered cool by anyone, ever again. I wish to be able to function without sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Granted. However now you cannot function without laying on turnips every day. I wish that all banes don't apply to any of the next 20 people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Granted. They all apply to your toes instead. I wish for more drawing time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Granted. For an hour every day, time freezes and you can draw all you want for that hour. Too bad that hour comes at a completely random time of day I wish for a pencil that never dulls, breaks, runs out of eraser, or gets lost. (A super pencil) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Granted. The Pencil is permanently glued to the middle of your back. I wish for school to no longer exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. You know nothing about anything, including Sanderson. I wish to be able to metabolize food into magical energy like Lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. You starve to death. I wish for a fish on a dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Granted. Your eyes turn red. Your entire eye, including the pupils turn totally red. I wish for six potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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