Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You also receive a bottle of thyme.

I wish for puns.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, no one gets them, and they're rarely ever good.

I would like to freeze my grades at where they are now

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are also now the last person alive so grades no longer matter.

I wish to be able to freeze time for everyone but me.

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[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You get nothing done in your extra time.

I wish for a penny.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, you die in three days.

I wish for a crystal ball that actually works.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. You can't stop talking, literally. eventually your voice wears out and everyone ignores you.

I wish for glasses that didn't break and never got dirty

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are now blind.

I wish for a bottle that refills itself every time you drink out of it.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You are now a chicken.

I wish that I was rich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Grated. You are now a car.

I wish for some more hair ties.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. They snap on their first use.

I wish for a bookstore.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. It's an infinite and ever changing labyrinth. Good luck getting out!

I wish to be able to shapeshift into a raven

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It only works one way. Have fun eating other birds for the rest of your life.

I wish for the motivation to do the rest of my homework.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. A dog (not yours) eats it.

I wish for someone else to write my essay.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. They turn in an absolutely flawless essay under your name. Unfortunately, it argues for your execution...

I wish for a warm pair of slippers.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. They are made from the skins of an extremely endangered animal, and you can't forget that fact when you wear them

I wish I could always win games of rock/paper/scissors.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, your hands are permanently turned into rocks, papers, or scissors, depending on the last thing you played in RPS.

I wish for my chickens to stop pecking my siblings.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, the chickens now peck only you but one hundred times more then usual.

I wish to never be sick.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You will never be considered cool by anyone, ever again.

I wish to be able to function without sleep

[The Stick]

Granted. However now you cannot function without laying on turnips every day.

I wish that all banes don't apply to any of the next 20 people.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They all apply to your toes instead.

I wish for more drawing time.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. For an hour every day, time freezes and you can draw all you want for that hour. Too bad that hour comes at a completely random time of day

I wish for a pencil that never dulls, breaks, runs out of eraser, or gets lost. (A super pencil)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. The Pencil is permanently glued to the middle of your back.

I wish for school to no longer exist.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You know nothing about anything, including Sanderson.

I wish to be able to metabolize food into magical energy like Lift.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You starve to death.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Your eyes turn red. Your entire eye, including the pupils turn totally red.

I wish for six potatoes.