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Granted. You can now only eat green eggs and ham.

I wish for seagulls to not be mean. 

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Granted. However, you now look like Yoda.

I wish for the ability to see ultraviolet light with my normal eyes.

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Granted. Now your phone only charges when it's plugged in to a series of adapters and DMX cables

I wish for the ability to never have a bloody nose

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Granted. You get one too every time you use this ability.

I wish for a good book recommendation.

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Granted. It's stuck inside 75 spoiler boxes.

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Read  Crown  Of  Feathers  by Nicki  Pau  Preto

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for my computer to stop lagging...

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Granted. You can no longer put a spoiler box inside a spoiler box.

I wish for a pomegranate.

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Granted, but he appears for a fraction of a second in each film, and Lucasfilm kept his appearence secret.

I wish for a private audience with my favorite celebrity, Brandon Sanderson.

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Granted. The meeting keeps getting interrupted by ill-timed text messages and phone calls from beginning to end.

I wish for the sky to turn green.

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Granted. The pineapple is a cross breed with peas meaning that is is absurdly small.

I wish for some atium.

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Granted. You go to jail for counterfeit since there's no record of that money being printed.

I wish for the ability to download information directly into my brain.

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