The Battle for the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

As my final act for this week, I seal away the evil that is you and claim the Sandwich 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

*screams*

[Riino He/Him]

Amidst the confusion, @ChipsAHoid loses the Sandwich as I snatch it away elscalling away to New Mexico.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I compound steel and snatch the sandwich from @Riino and run several thousand miles away.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I ask Mist if I can have the sandwich (very politely)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I ask Mist if I can have the sandwich (very politely)

I distort the sound so it sounds very unpolite.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I distort the sound so it sounds very unpolite.

I stab you in the liver (very politely)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I stab you in the liver (very politely)

Plot twist: I have two livers, since I incorporated @ChipsAHoid's. So I still have 1 that functions.

I steal your thymus.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Plot twist: I have two livers, since I incorporated @ChipsAHoid's. So I still have 1 that functions.

I steal your thymus.

I drop dead but I have a totem of undying

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I engineer a sophon

'Tis a sentient proton. RAFO.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I initiate the Wallfacer Plan.

Meanwhile, I steal the Sandwich from whoever currently has it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I initiate the Wallfacer Plan.

Meanwhile, I steal the Sandwich from whoever currently has it.

I become the Wallfacer and order you to give me the Sandwich.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I snatch the sandwich from @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren kick him in the "masculine identity" and run.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

24 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I snatch the sandwich from @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren kick him in the "masculine identity" and run.

NON-BOLDED

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

I snatch the sandwich from @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren kick him in the "masculine identity" and run.

I ignore this strange dream and promptly become head of the PDC and the Solar Fleet. I also begin activating my Wallfacer Plan to ensure I keep the sandwich. This means constructing high-powered antennae aimed at Roshar's Star, as Roshar is where this is presumably happening (sort through all the pages if you want, but somewhere was a mention of Shadesmar and beads. Actually I remember it was @Uninteligenius setting up a popsicle stand). 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 7/4/2025 at 2:42 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Plot twist: I have two livers, since I incorporated @ChipsAHoid's. So I still have 1 that functions.

I steal your thymus.

Hey! Not nice…

I return and reclaim my Sandwich (if any of y’all ever have gone to FSY… “YOU WANT MY SANDWICH?? YOU CAN’T HAVE MY SANDWICH!!!!!!”)

[Born of Mist He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Hey! Not nice…

I return and reclaim my Sandwich (if any of y’all ever have gone to FSY… “YOU WANT MY SANDWICH?? YOU CAN’T HAVE MY SANDWICH!!!!!!”)

YES!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Spoiler

Pov “SHUT IT DOWWWWNNNNNNN”

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Hey! Not nice…

I return and reclaim my Sandwich (if any of y’all ever have gone to FSY… “YOU WANT MY SANDWICH?? YOU CAN’T HAVE MY SANDWICH!!!!!!”)

I RAFO you so you don't know where it is

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I RAFO you so you don't know where it is

awww c’mon

I eat the RAFO card. Can’t RAFO me anymore!!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

48 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

awww c’mon

I eat the RAFO card. Can’t RAFO me anymore!!

I threaten to destroy all the planets you care about if you don't give me the sandwich

I know how to do that . Thank you, Dark Forest.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

24 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I threaten to destroy all the planets you care about if you don't give me the sandwich

I know how to do that . Thank you, Dark Forest.

Spoiler

I saw dark Forest and thought “why is he referencing my marching band show” I’m so smart on 5 hours of sleep guys trust

 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I ASCEND TO ODIUM!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I ASCEND TO ODIUM!

Quote

At FSY we were making a hunger games and could have one power and one item and I legit said the Shard Odium and Nightblood and had to put in links to the coppermind

Spoiler

I Nightblood you (it’s a verb now)

RoW spoiler I think 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

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I Nightblood you (it’s a verb now)

RoW spoiler I think 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!