The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I flop my hand in your general direction 

I am offended and teleport to @Riino. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew takes control of the midnight essence by offering it Oobleck instead of water. 

 

Annoyed at being teleported to everyone else, I shift to the Cognitive. 

[Riino He/Him]

I just take the sandwich back.

[___ He/Him]

I shift everyone into the star wars universe

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

LIGHTSABER!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Celloist said:

Shardblade

 

It was not very effective since you’re just trying to cut plasma

[Riino He/Him]

I take the Sandwich to visit the Sith Sandwich Temple and take a selfie with Plageuis.

 

[Denissimo He/him]

"MJOLNIR, TO ME!" Sneak Spooky spook guy flies towards me, and i grab his leg; i swiing him around really quickly and use him to fly to the Sith Sandwich Temple.
Then I use him to summon lightining to obliterate Riino and take the sandwich.
Then I remeber that well, i am also not thor and therefore not immune to lightining.
I obliterate all of us, (sandwich still intact somehow), and burn down the sandwich temple by accident.
All 3 of us appear in the cognitive realm, me still clutching sneak spooky spook gy's leg.
 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I am there in the Cognitive Realm, looking rather annoyed. 

 

Bartholomew, who was not included in your "3 of us", takes the sandwich. 

Edited June 20, 2025 by Ashkaloda
run-on :(

[Riino He/Him]

12 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am there in the Cognitive Realm, looking rather annoyed. 

 

Bartholomew, who was not included in your "3 of us", takes the sandwich. 

Somehow possessing Hoid's weird growth, I regrow myself from a limb somewhere in the cosmere, and then enter the cognitive realm as a normal person. I chase down Bartholomew and find him sleeping.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

41 minutes ago, Riino said:

Somehow possessing Hoid's weird growth, I regrow myself from a limb somewhere in the cosmere, and then enter the cognitive realm as a normal person. I chase down Bartholomew and find him sleeping.

Bartholomew wakes up. 

[Riino He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew wakes up. 

Too late, as the Sandwich is already in my hands, as I sail across Shadesmar.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 hours ago, Riino said:

Too late, as the Sandwich is already in my hands, as I sail across Shadesmar.

Your boat sinks and you are attacked by painspren. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I appear after camping

”WHAT IN TARNATION DID I MISS”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

16 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I appear after camping

”WHAT IN TARNATION DID I MISS”

"DRAGON TACKLE"

A dragon tackles you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

24 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"DRAGON TACKLE"

A dragon tackles you

I lick it

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I lick it

"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

[Riino He/Him]

I escape the Painspren and make off with the sandwich, leaving licking dragons behind.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Riino said:

I escape the Painspren and make off with the sandwich, leaving licking dragons behind.

Well, then I lick you instead. I’m too lazy to check who has the sandwich, so I summon it into my hands.

[Riino He/Him]

24 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, then I lick you instead. I’m too lazy to check who has the sandwich, so I summon it into my hands.

I avoid the lick, and am left with the cognitive aspect of the sandwich, I then do something Dalinar could have done and use the cognitive shadow of the sandwich to summon it back.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Riino said:

I avoid the lick, and am left with the cognitive aspect of the sandwich, I then do something Dalinar could have done and use the cognitive shadow of the sandwich to summon it back.

Well now I’m sad. I have no lick and no sandwich either. I slink off and plot my revenge

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well now I’m sad. I have no lick and no sandwich either. I slink off and plot my revenge

Bartholomew sends one of the fish with legs to spy on you. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew sends one of the fish with legs to spy on you. 

I cook and eat it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I cook and eat it.

You monster! 

Bartholomew appears, enraged, and covers you in Oobleck. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

You monster! 

Bartholomew appears, enraged, and covers you in Oobleck. 

I eat the Oobleck too