The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Autocorrecting your spelling. But if you’re loyal enough you may eventually be gifted the sandwich for safekeeping

oooooo

me no like auot corretc

but me very wanst sadnwihc

gremlen sadnwihc

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oooooo

me no like auot corretc

but me very wanst sadnwihc

gremlen sadnwihc

 oh boy that actually made me laugh

my poor brain took like 10 seconds to figure that out

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

 oh boy that actually made me laugh

my poor brain took like 10 seconds to figure that out

thats why im here

or thats why gremlen is here

in the immortal words of gremlen:

*gremlen niosez*

Edited June 16, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Riino He/Him]

I swing by, hopping out of prison, snatching the sandwich, and walking off nonchalantly.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

36 minutes ago, Riino said:

I swing by, hopping out of prison, snatching the sandwich, and walking off nonchalantly.

a gremlen apears

[AltonicKeys he/him]

On 6/15/2025 at 5:50 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat them. They ain’t the real Sandwich. I form a Sandwich resistance to fight against your illegitimate claims. After all, shouldn’t it belong to the founder of this world, @AltonicKeys?

I consider this.

I agree with this.

I throw a bomb at Riino, who's too preoccupied with walking to notice my 6'3" self. The bomb blows up, and the explosion shakes my dreads. btw I'm a feminist. And super rich. And handsome. 6'3" btw.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

The population of Sandwichland rejoices as their lord returns. The sandwich, after being kidnapped, returns to its maker (AltonicKeys if that was unclear)

[Riino He/Him]

Unfazed by the explosion, which got deflected by the gremlin, I walk up and grab the sandwich from AltonicKeys, effectively restarting the Battle.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

13 hours ago, Riino said:

Unfazed by the explosion, which got deflected by the gremlin, I walk up and grab the sandwich from AltonicKeys, effectively restarting the Battle.

I come back from watching bugs bunny and, with newly aquired awesome skills, I put up some wood on the edge of a canyon and paint it to look like a road goes off into the distance. You walk down my 'road' and end up at the bottom of the canyon and I end up with the Sandwich.

[Riino He/Him]

4 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I come back from watching bugs bunny and, with newly aquired awesome skills, I put up some wood on the edge of a canyon and paint it to look like a road goes off into the distance. You walk down my 'road' and end up at the bottom of the canyon and I end up with the Sandwich.

Miraculously, my fall is broken by a gremlin, and my chromium metal mind means that you walk into my Wily Coyote trap and get stuck in mouse glue. I whisk the sandwich out of your hands and continue onwards to where it all began.

Edited June 18, 2025 by Riino

[Denissimo He/him]

17 hours ago, Riino said:

Miraculously, my fall is broken by a gremlin, and my chromium metal mind means that you walk into my Wily Coyote trap and get stuck in mouse glue. I whisk the sandwich out of your hands and continue onwards to where it all began.

A Hot Dog stand guy leaps out of the ground,haymakers you across the cosmere using a 3 day old hot dog, and steals the sandwich.

[Riino He/Him]

I *nom* the hotdog and stop my rapid travel through the cosmere, I make a toilet stop on hotdog planet, and elsecall myself back to sandwichland.

Edited June 19, 2025 by Riino

[___ He/Him]

but the last three things that happened were all dreams

i steal the sandwhich, realize i stole the wrong thing, and start crying.

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Celloist said:

I comfort you with a Wayne wisecrack and trade you the sandwich for an aluminum bullet.

Just some advice, if you don't bold your messages like this in this thread, they won't be viewed as canon.

 

9 hours ago, Denisimo said:

A Hot Dog stand guy leaps out of the ground,haymakers you across the cosmere using a 3 day old hot dog, and steals the sandwich.

Same for you

 

3 hours ago, Riino said:

I *nom* the hotdog and stop my rapid travel through the cosmere, I make a toilet stop on hotdog planet, and elsecall myself back to sandwichland.

Same for you

Edited June 19, 2025 by sneak spooky spook guy
Typo

[___ He/Him]

Just now, Celloist said:

Thanks

Sure!

[Riino He/Him]

Just now, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Sure!

Thanks

 

lols

[___ He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Riino said:

Thanks

 

lols

Yeah I used to do the same thing and I got corrected too

[Riino He/Him]

1 hour ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Yeah I used to do the same thing and I got corrected too

I saw it on the first post, but then a whole bunch of people just weren't so I didnt either. 

[___ He/Him]

ah ok got it

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

but the last three things that happened were all dreams

i steal the sandwhich, realize i stole the wrong thing, and start crying.

I appear and offer you a crisp high five. 

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I appear and offer you a crisp high five. 

I flop my hand in your general direction 

[Riino He/Him]

2 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I flop my hand in your general direction 

So cold, bro. 

I am so confused. If we are including the non-canonical posts, then Celloist has the sandwich, but in the canonical posts, I have it. 

This is because you stole the wrong sandwich, right?

On 6/18/2025 at 10:09 AM, Riino said:

Miraculously, my fall is broken by a gremlin, and my chromium metal mind means that you walk into my Wily Coyote trap and get stuck in mouse glue. I whisk the sandwich out of your hands and continue onwards to where it all began.

Above is the canonical last post.

19 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

but the last three things that happened were all dreams

i steal the sandwhich, realize i stole the wrong thing, and start crying.

Above is your post. 

19 hours ago, Celloist said:

I comfort you with a Wayne wisecrack and trade you the sandwich for an aluminum bullet.

And here the Celloist stole the fake sandwich from you.

So I think that I have the sandwich.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Riino said:

So cold, bro. 

I am so confused. If we are including the non-canonical posts, then Celloist has the sandwich, but in the canonical posts, I have it. 

This is because you stole the wrong sandwich, right?

Above is the canonical last post.

Above is your post. 

And here the Celloist stole the fake sandwich from you.

So I think that I have the sandwich.

I wave my hand and edit the lore so I have the Sandwhich 

[Riino He/Him]

20 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I wave my hand and edit the lore so I have the Sandwhich 

I ask you for the sandwich

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Riino said:

I ask you for the sandwich

Since you asked so nicely I give it to you