The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I hand you the sandwich, on the condition that you do not ever harm Bartholomew. 

[___ He/Him]

I agree and happily walk off with the sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew follows, along with many of the fish with legs. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 5/26/2025 at 10:38 AM, Ashkaloda said:

As you take the sandwich, you feel something shift and find yourself at the saber-toothed turtle disco party, although the sandwich was left behind. I ignore the Death Star. 

 

The fish with legs kidnap a FRED and sacrifice it as part of their ritual. 

I feel something unshift and find myself back in the real world. I take the Sandwich and shoot Bartholomew.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

29 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I feel something unshift and find myself back in the real world. I take the Sandwich and shoot Bartholomew.

Bartholomew dodges. Everywhere around you is covered with Oobleck. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew dodges. Everywhere around you is covered with Oobleck. 

I uncover everything in Oobleck and fly off to some mountains.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew follows, summoning a bunch of fish with legs. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I blow up all the fish with legs.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I walk to a restaurant with the purpose of claiming the lunch reservation alluded to previously.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Oobleck-covered Sandwich and run away.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

22 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I blow up all the fish with legs.

*sigh*

Bartholomew dodges. 

I don't want to have to deal with you too, but I will if need be. 

18 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I take the Oobleck-covered Sandwich and run away.

The Oobleck slides off the sandwich and disappears. Standing in its place is Bartholomew, along with a bunch of fish with legs. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

*sigh*

Bartholomew dodges. 

I don't want to have to deal with you too, but I will if need be. 

The Oobleck slides off the sandwich and disappears. Standing in its place is Bartholomew, along with a bunch of fish with legs. 

The Sandwich miraculously slides into my lap, where I had been sitting down at lunch with Jerome, full of disappointment in having previously lost the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew covers @Vyzkel in Oobleck. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I laugh, grab a bowl of popcorn, and promptly hide the Sandwich at the bottom of it. Then I sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Unsure what show you are supposedly watching, I appear in front of you, set up a stall, and put on a puppet show for you. It is a rather good one, if I do say so myself. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 5/30/2025 at 3:55 PM, Ashkaloda said:

Unsure what show you are supposedly watching, I appear in front of you, set up a stall, and put on a puppet show for you. It is a rather good one, if I do say so myself. 

I applaud and reward you with a fake sandwich. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I applaud and reward you with a fake sandwich. 

I momentarily convert into matter to eat the fake sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 5/26/2025 at 9:11 AM, Ashkaloda said:

He then sets up a mechanism such that if KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren should ever be detected upon any of the three realms...

The 3 realms. I think you forgot the Dreamscape, which I reappear in.

Also my 2 clones are still in Physical. They have slightly different spirit webs, especially the one I name Sandy, who is a fourth Ideal Mathematical Radiant. 

On 5/31/2025 at 8:42 AM, Uninteligenius said:

The Sandwich miraculously slides into my lap, where I had been sitting down at lunch with Jerome, full of disappointment in having previously lost the Sandwich.

Sandy sends you to the SR, while using Realm Manipulation to pull @sneak spooky spook guy out.

[___ He/Him]

I am free from the SR, but am still in the future (yes I know this doesn't make sense). I use my time manipulation powers from having bonded a time spren to reappear back in the correct timeline at the correct time. I am charged up with so much investiture from the SR that I teleport the sandwich into my hands.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

37 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I am free from the SR, but am still in the future (yes I know this doesn't make sense). I use my time manipulation powers from having bonded a time spren to reappear back in the correct timeline at the correct time. I am charged up with so much investiture from the SR that I teleport the sandwich into my hands.

It does in fact make sense. 

 

Bartholomew covers Sandy in Oobleck. 

[___ He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

It does in fact make sense. 

 

Bartholomew covers Sandy in Oobleck. 

I saturate the oobleck with water

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I saturate the oobleck with water

It is now particularly runny Oobleck. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Sandy ignores the Oobleck. He destroys the mechanism that would destroy me if I entered the 3 realms. I leave the Dreamscape behind and enter the Physical.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 6/1/2025 at 3:58 PM, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I am free from the SR, but am still in the future (yes I know this doesn't make sense). I use my time manipulation powers from having bonded a time spren to reappear back in the correct timeline at the correct time. I am charged up with so much investiture from the SR that I teleport the sandwich into my hands.

I teleport the Sandwich into my hands and then teleport to an unknown, undetectable location.

[___ He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I teleport the Sandwich into my hands and then teleport to an unknown, undetectable location.

Which happens to be right next to me. I poke you in the eyes and take the sandwich.