The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I allow this to happen. 

I thank you for your allowance and ask if you want to join my army. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I bribe Bartholomew and all the FREDS with $21 to give me the sandwich instead.

[___ He/Him]

I finish mourning over nightblood and grab the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I bribe Bartholomew and all the FREDS with $21 to give me the sandwich instead.

I had secretly paid them all $22 so they were just double crossing you and they capture you and throw you in prison. Then, because they are still working for me, they take the Sandwich from @sneak spooky spook guy and give it to me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I escape from the maximum security prison cell I was thrown in within a week via rats, an exposed pipe, and hydrochloric acid. I then steal the sandwich while Uninteligenius is sleeping.

Edited May 22, 2025 by NerdyAarakocra

[___ He/Him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

I escape from the maximum security prison cell I was thrown in within a week via rats, an exposed pipe, and hydrochloric acid. I then steal the sandwich while Uninteligenius is sleeping.

I slap you

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I slap you back, this time with a largemouth bass.

[___ He/Him]

I slap you back with a whale shark

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

The fish with legs abandon @Uninteligenius to his fate and appear around @NerdyAarakocra. Bartholomew slaps @sneak spooky spook guy with himself. 

[___ He/Him]

I drink slap repellent

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew gets mad and tackles you. 

[___ He/Him]

I drink tackle repellent

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew drinks repellent repellent

[___ He/Him]

I drink repellent repellent repellent

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew ejects you into the SR and warps it so that seconds for you are years in the PR. 

[___ He/Him]

I chill

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

While you are in the SR, Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED all gain immortality. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

20 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I escape from the maximum security prison cell I was thrown in within a week via rats, an exposed pipe, and hydrochloric acid. I then steal the sandwich while Uninteligenius is sleeping.

I wake up and take it back. Then I make a lightsaber so I can guard it.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I fill the largemouth bass with plasma and then challenge you to a duel for the sandwich, with lunch to follow.

[___ He/Him]

I pop out of the spiritual realm, grab the sandwich, and then disappear back to the spiritual realm 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I pop out of the spiritual realm, grab the sandwich, and then disappear back to the spiritual realm 

Due to the time dilation, this of course happens decades in the future, and not in the present day, and so is irrelevant. 

24 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I fill the largemouth bass with plasma and then challenge you to a duel for the sandwich, with lunch to follow.

Bartholomew offers to be referee. 

[___ He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Due to the time dilation, this of course happens decades in the future, and not in the present day, and so is irrelevant. 

Bartholomew offers to be referee. 

I see the you of decades in the future and slap you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I see the you of decades in the future and slap you.

I am still made of pure Investiture, so I don't really care. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I fill the largemouth bass with plasma and then challenge you to a duel for the sandwich, with lunch to follow.

I agree to a duel and run at you with my lightsaber.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch the duel, popcorn in hand.