The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

57 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

In steal the Sandwich and list it on ebay for $20.

How do you steal it? It is wrapped in aluminum foil in a safe.

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

In steal the Sandwich and list it on ebay for $20.

I pay $100 dollars to get it back, and then my koloss decapitate you.

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How do you steal it? It is wrapped in aluminum foil in a safe.

Surrounded by 30,000 koloss, I might add.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I casually duralumin-soothe all 30,000 koloss and take my sandwich prize.

I auction it and put it in in the care of any of my koloss slaves. 

I'm constantly soothing them so none of ya'll can capture them!

Better start bidding...

[___ He/Him]

On 5/11/2025 at 3:38 PM, coinshot1 said:

I steal the sandwiches then throw you into a star. I put the sandwich back in the safe, and then I put 30,000 koloss that are under my control around the safe to protect it. Using duralumin and ishar's honorblade, I make it so they can't be taken by someone else

See this @Wyver

Edited May 12, 2025 by coinshot1

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

oh oof

I gather 60,00 constantly duralumin-soothed koloss to take it and auction it off again.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I sneak in the middle of the night and pull the spikes of all the koloss. Then I destroy the spikes, making it so no new koloss can be created. I take the sandwich and leave a little pin that says "happy early koloss head-munching day" in a Wayne-trade

[___ He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I sneak in the middle of the night and pull the spikes of all the koloss. Then I destroy the spikes, making it so no new koloss can be created. I take the sandwich and leave a little pin that says "happy early koloss head-munching day" in a Wayne-trade

I come after you and stick you in the face with the pin, then take the sandwich. Since the pin is coincidentally made of duralumin, it steals your identity. I then stab a rat with it, turning you into a rat.

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

I, as a bendalloy compounder bonded to the midnight aether, compound hydration to create unlimited midnight monsters to take the sandwich from u while I sit in my bendalloy bubble

 

 

“It’s called Wayne’s Gambit” Radon whispered. “Good luck, coinshot1”

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Radon said:

I, as a bendalloy compounder bonded to the midnight aether, compound hydration to create unlimited midnight monsters to take the sandwich from u while I sit in my bendalloy bubble

 

 

Wait but wouldn't that mean that to you the monsters move really slowly?

I compound steel and run away.

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

Since I’m in a bendalloy bubble, I have a huge amount of time to react to u if you try it steal it back.

Oh wait, ur right.

I flood the planet in midnight essence. “You can’t escape, Coinshot1!”, I yell.

I steal all bendalloy on the planet we’re on to fuel mu exponentially filling hydrationminds

Edited May 13, 2025 by Radon

[___ He/Him]

13 hours ago, Radon said:

Since I’m in a bendalloy bubble, I have a huge amount of time to react to u if you try it steal it back.

Oh wait, ur right.

I flood the planet in midnight essence. “You can’t escape, Coinshot1!”, I yell.

I steal all bendalloy on the planet we’re on to fuel mu exponentially filling hydrationminds

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren I require assistance! I start fighting off the midnight essence with nightblood in one hand and the super mega honorblade in the other, compounding nicrosil so I never run out of investiture for nightblood.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

19 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

I come after you and stick you in the face with the pin, then take the sandwich. Since the pin is coincidentally made of duralumin, it steals your identity. I then stab a rat with it, turning you into a rat.

Turns out I'm too broke to afford duralumin so I had to settle with a cheap plastic pin

[AltonicKeys he/him]

19 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

I come after you and stick you in the face with the pin, then take the sandwich. Since the pin is coincidentally made of duralumin, it steals your identity. I then stab a rat with it, turning you into a rat.

...I feel like that's not how Duralumin hemalurgy would work...?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren I require assistance! I start fighting off the midnight essence with nightblood in one hand and the super mega honorblade in the other, compounding nicrosil so I never run out of investiture for nightblood.

I acquire a Soulcaster and begin generating silver to kill the essence. I get all 3 of my clones to work on it, especially the Radiant one because he can summon a silver shardblade. Also my sentient chull, which I have 2 of now, help. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

...I feel like that's not how Duralumin hemalurgy would work...?

yeah, based on my limited knowlege the rat would gain access to my metalmind and spren and I would lose them, but I don't actually know so I didn't use it. 

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

...I feel like that's not how Duralumin hemalurgy would work...?

Probably not

56 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I acquire a Soulcaster and begin generating silver to kill the essence. I get all 3 of my clones to work on it, especially the Radiant one because he can summon a silver shardblade. Also my sentient chull, which I have 2 of now, help. 

We push back the darkness. I use the elsecaller portion of the mega-blade to teleport us off-planet.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I eat a sandwich from my sandwich shop empire and sell sandwiches (not the real ones) on EBAY, auctions starting at $1

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 5/12/2025 at 3:13 PM, coinshot1 said:

I pay $100 dollars to get it back, and then my koloss decapitate you.

Surrounded by 30,000 koloss, I might add.

I un-decapitate myself. Then I go off to find Jerome.

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How did I steal the Sandwich? Well, it's really quite simple... It was magic!

 

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I un-decapitate myself. Then I go off to find Jerome.

 

i secretly kidnap Jerome and hold him hostage. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

13 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

Probably not

We push back the darkness. I use the elsecaller portion of the mega-blade to teleport us off-planet.

You teleport into that one room from Portal 2 where the only apparent egress is the door marked "Emergency GLaDOS shut down and cake dispensary."

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You teleport into that one room from Portal 2 where the only apparent egress is the door marked "Emergency GLaDOS shut down and cake dispensary."

"THE CAKE IS A LIE" I scream, and then initiate the teleport again.

I'm in the middle of Portal 2 and I don't think I've gotten to that part yet

Edited May 14, 2025 by coinshot1

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 5/12/2025 at 6:51 PM, Radon said:

I, as a bendalloy compounder bonded to the midnight aether, compound hydration to create unlimited midnight monsters to take the sandwich from u while I sit in my bendalloy bubble

After digging through this thread to find the last message mentioning the Sandwich, I, also burning bendalloy to get close to you, jump into your bubble and then burn cadmium to counteract your bubble! I then proceed to punch you in the face quite hard. In the confusion, I quickly snatch the Sandwich and do a fantabulous triple-cartwheel ballerina somersault mega flip (definitely a real move) out of your bubble and into an inconspicuous hole in the ground! 

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

I turn my Midnight aether into a Resizable Chasmfeind (patent pending), duplicate it until I have thirty, and send them into the hole after you. they mug you, and one of them (you don't know which, because they all look the same) absorb the sandwich and begin to carry it back to me.

[___ He/Him]

I open a tiny elsegate next to the sandwich, and grab it. then I close the elsegate before any midnight essence can get through. I continue teleporting through the universe with @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I appear next to you and summon a massive army of fish with legs.