The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

Half of the money gained from the choutacicles goes to me and I use it to buy a chouta skyscraper.

Half of the remaining money goes to me and I use the money to send a notif to everyone's phone telling them they lost the game.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Half of the remaining money goes to me and I use the money to send a notif to everyone's phone telling them they lost the game.

Actually the rest of the money went to me because I own the stand, and I use it buy the rights to all popsicle stands. So now I own all popsicle stands in existence.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I charge you double price for every popsicle you nom. I make a huge fortune.

I nom you in anger.

22 hours ago, Radon said:

I, as a figment, waft into the chouta complex and hack the defenses to disable them, then bring in my mechsuit. I’m about to hyperjump away when…

Make sure to bold your posts, or they won't be considered canon!

4 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

Half of the money gained from the choutacicles goes to me and I use it to buy a chouta skyscraper.

I nom you in anger.

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Half of the remaining money goes to me and I use the money to send a notif to everyone's phone telling them they lost the game.

I nom you in anger.

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

Actually the rest of the money went to me because I own the stand, and I use it buy the rights to all popsicle stands. So now I own all popsicle stands in existence.

I nom all the popsicles in existance.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

21 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I nom you in anger.

Make sure to bold your posts, or they won't be considered canon!

I nom you in anger.

I nom you in anger.

I nom all the popsicles in existance.

I make tons of money and make more popsicles so that they can be nomed and I can make even more money.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I make tons of money and make more popsicles so that they can be nomed and I can make even more money.

I secretly take half your profits

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btw

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you lost the game

 

 

 

 

 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

I not so secretly take Doomslugs profits

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

18 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

I not so secretly take Doomslugs profits

D1 not so secretly takes kpShadowFox’s twice stolen money and returns it to Uninteligenius.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

29 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

D1 not so secretly takes kpShadowFox’s twice stolen money and returns it to Uninteligenius.

An interdimensional plunderer invades Uninteligenius's base and plunders all his money, disappearing back into the rift he came from afterwards.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, kpShadowFox said:

An interdimensional plunderer invades Uninteligenius's base and plunders all his money, disappearing back into the rift he came from afterwards.

i offer to trade my 4th kandra slave for $150

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 hours ago, Wyver said:

i offer to trade my 4th kandra slave for $150

I offer to steal your slave for $0

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, kpShadowFox said:

An interdimensional plunderer invades Uninteligenius's base and plunders all his money, disappearing back into the rift he came from afterwards.

I pull out an uno reverse card and make the  interdimensional plunderer return my money.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

40 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I offer to steal your slave for $0

I refuse. I eventually walk away, turn back, and k!ll you. My 4th Kandra now impersonates you!!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

53 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I refuse. I eventually walk away, turn back, and k!ll you. My 4th Kandra now impersonates you!!

Due to "k!ll" not being in the English Dictionary, your request cannot be completed and I run away kandra-free

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Due to "k!ll" not being in the English Dictionary, your request cannot be completed and I run away kandra-free

I follow then Kill you and replace you with my Kandra.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

21 hours ago, Wyver said:

I follow then Kill you and replace you with my Kandra.

I pour acid on your Kandra and teleport into the Dreamscape to escape. I'm still alive!

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

15 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I pour acid on your Kandra and teleport into the Dreamscape to escape. I'm still alive!

 

Dreamscape??

I get another kandra. I have 4 Kandra slaves.

(FYI: One is guarding the sandwich safe, two are working my stands for me, and one is just there to serve)

I don't follow because i dont want to, and i proceed to take my paychecks and buy candy.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

29 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Dreamscape??

I get another kandra. I have 4 Kandra slaves.

(FYI: One is guarding the sandwich safe, two are working my stands for me, and one is just there to serve)

I don't follow because i dont want to, and i proceed to take my paychecks and buy candy.

Oh yeah, you probably weren't here for it, but Dreamscape is still canon, it's another realm sort of like cr. It's different from when people just forget to bold.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Oh yeah, you probably weren't here for it, but Dreamscape is still canon, it's another realm sort of like cr. It's different from when people just forget to bold.

ah ok i still dont get it (whats cr?)

I just relax and eat ice cream.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

35 minutes ago, Wyver said:

ah ok i still dont get it (whats cr?)

Cognitive Realm. Also there's the Mindscape.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Cognitive Realm. Also there's the Mindscape.

Ohhhhhhh thank you (Oh hey we've found a time we can chat on, its 2:37 PM over here!)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

Ohhhhhhh thank you (Oh hey we've found a time we can chat on, its 2:37 PM over here!)

I have 20 minutes left before school so not much time.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I have 20 minutes left before school so not much time.

I'm at school right now, I have an hour left (I'll be on pretty late [Early for you, I guess] so we can chat ~10pm mountain time [Or in 8 hours] if you want though)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I'm at school right now, I have an hour left (I'll be on pretty late [Early for you, I guess] so we can chat ~10pm mountain time [Or in 8 hours] if you want though)

I will still be at school then. When I come back it'll be roughly 11 PM for you.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I will still be at school then. When I come back it'll be roughly 11 PM for you.

Yeah, but if you really want I can stay up that late. I stayed up 'till ~10 PM MST and came out mostly fine, so what's one more hour?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Yeah, but if you really want I can stay up that late. I stayed up 'till ~10 PM MST and came out mostly fine, so what's one more hour?

Uhh... when do you wake up?