The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 4/30/2025 at 12:15 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

I appear and ask if anyone wants to be nommed.

ooo me!

I nom @Doomslug the Arcane

may the nomination succeed

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

ooo me!

I nom @Doomslug the Arcane

may the nomination succeed

D1 seconds the nomination

may the nomination succeed 

D2 thirds the nomination

may the nomination succeed 

D3 fourths the nomination

may the nomination succeed 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I stand there confused. I nominate a chouta popsicle.

May the nomination succeed???

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

hehehe

I nom everyone

Edited May 1, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I stand there confused before eating a popsicle.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

44 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I stand there confused. I nominate a chouta popsicle.

May the nomination succeed???

hehe tlpw refrence

 

I throw nuggies at glass to avoid being -ed

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

D1 throws a choutacicle at glass 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I just work.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I buy a couple popsicle stands in the physical realm so that I can have a multi realm empire.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Wyver said:

I stand there confused before eating a popsicle.

5 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

hehe tlpw refrence

 

I throw nuggies at glass to avoid being -ed

4 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

D1 throws a choutacicle at glass 

4 hours ago, Wyver said:

I just work.

24 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I buy a couple popsicle stands in the physical realm so that I can have a multi realm empire.

I nom you all, anyway.

And you are all very delicious.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

im confusled. where did the sandwich go? anyway

 

"WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON SANDWICHFINDER2000!!!!" 

SandwichFinder2000 goes on as the agent of Shadow to find the sandwich. And NOT the sandwitch.

~pi/4 hours later of searching

*yoink*

"I HAVE THE SANDWICH!!!"

"MWAHAHAHAHA, yall cant catch me! Im the ginger bread man"

*runs away laughing maniacally"

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I nom you all, anyway.

And you are all very delicious.

D1 denyed being eaten 

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, kpShadowFox said:

im confusled. where did the sandwich go? anyway

 

"WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON SANDWICHFINDER2000!!!!" 

SandwichFinder2000 goes on as the agent of Shadow to find the sandwich. And NOT the sandwitch.

~pi/4 hours later of searching

*yoink*

"I HAVE THE SANDWICH!!!"

"MWAHAHAHAHA, yall cant catch me! Im the ginger bread man"

*runs away laughing maniacally"

You're still in my chouta complex. I zap you with a laser, and put the sandwich back in my safe

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I nom you all, anyway.

And you are all very delicious.

Noh

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, kpShadowFox said:

im confusled. where did the sandwich go? anyway

 

"WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON SANDWICHFINDER2000!!!!" 

SandwichFinder2000 goes on as the agent of Shadow to find the sandwich. And NOT the sandwitch.

~pi/4 hours later of searching

*yoink*

"I HAVE THE SANDWICH!!!"

"MWAHAHAHAHA, yall cant catch me! Im the ginger bread man"

*runs away laughing maniacally"

*noms*

4 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

D1 denyed being eaten 

3 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

You're still in my chouta complex. I zap you with a laser, and put the sandwich back in my safe

Noh

Nah

*nom*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

You're still in my chouta complex. I zap you with a laser, and put the sandwich back in my safe

Noh

I volunteer to have my second kandra slave guard the safe.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I nom you all, anyway.

And you are all very delicious.

I unnom myself and then go back to my popsicle stand.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I unnom myself and then go back to my popsicle stand.

Ooooo.

I follow you to the popsicle island and start nomming all the popsicles.

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

I, as a figment, waft into the chouta complex and hack the defenses to disable them, then bring in my mechsuit. I’m about to hyperjump away with the sandwich when…

Edited May 3, 2025 by Radon
Wasn’t in bold

[___ He/Him]

3 hours ago, Wyver said:

I volunteer to have my second kandra slave guard the safe.

Only if you accept to join the sandwich protection agency alongside @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren and I. If you accept, I will compound duralumin to create an unbreakable bond to prevent you or yours from stealing the sandwich.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

5 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

Only if you accept to join the sandwich protection agency alongside @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren and I. If you accept, I will compound duralumin to create an unbreakable bond to prevent you or yours from stealing the sandwich.

Aren't bonds and honor and stuff based off of Roshar and Honor and whatnot?

I can make my Kandra swear it- but I prefer not to be bound by oaths that I might regret in the future.

[___ He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Aren't bonds and honor and stuff based off of Roshar and Honor and whatnot?

I can make my Kandra swear it- but I prefer not to be bound by oaths that I might regret in the future.

Well feruchemically duralumin stores connection, so I can compound and I think use that to create a bond like that? If not then I just grab ishar's honorblade and use that.

I accept this offer and use my connection powers on your kandra.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, coinshot1 said:

Well feruchemically duralumin stores connection, so I can compound and I think use that to create a bond like that? If not then I just grab ishar's honorblade and use that.

I accept this offer and use my connection powers on your kandra.

My kandra slaves to protect it. And I just go on my break to kidnap my 3rd kandra.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Now, I have a chull, but what to do with it...

I compound its connection to the spiritual realm, making it sentient.

"I am a chull," it says. "I want to protect Sandwich." 

I give it a connection to me, the sandwich, @coinshot1 and the kandra.

Edited May 5, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Unintelligenius he/him]

18 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Ooooo.

I follow you to the popsicle island and start nomming all the popsicles.

I charge you double price for every popsicle you nom. I make a huge fortune.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I charge you double price for every popsicle you nom. I make a huge fortune.

Half of the money gained from the choutacicles goes to me and I use it to buy a chouta skyscraper.