The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh... when do you wake up?

~6 AM MST which is around ~10 PM for you I think.

Also I love how this got from "I gouge out his eyes" to "when do you wake up?"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

~6 AM MST which is around ~10 PM for you I think.

Also I love how this got from "I gouge out his eyes" to "when do you wake up?"

Sometimes I stay up to 11 PM... I stayed until midnight to finish WaT... but I usually wake up at 6:30. 1 and a half hours ago. Also, I got to be leaving now.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

49 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Sometimes I stay up to 11 PM... I stayed until midnight to finish WaT... but I usually wake up at 6:30. 1 and a half hours ago. Also, I got to be leaving now.

Alr. Tell me when you're back.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Wyver said:

Alr. Tell me when you're back.

I am back.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I teleport back cuz im bored now and take care of my cake trees

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I get four other kandra to pull a TenSoon and deliver the sandwich to me.

[___ He/Him]

On 5/6/2025 at 5:38 PM, Wyver said:

Ohhhhhhh thank you (Oh hey we've found a time we can chat on, its 2:37 PM over here!)

It's interesting to me when people from all around talk from totally different timezones, idk why it's just funny, like I'm in Florida so RN it's 10 when for you it's 7

I come back from wherever I was and discover that @Wyver has built up my chouta business to be a multi-planetary organization, and I regain control and raise her pay and give her control of Yolen because I own Yolen now. I am mainly over scadrial at this moment.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take over Roshar and First of the sun. Then I search all the birdies until I find one that has teleportation powers and I have it teleport the Sandwich into my hands.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I take over Roshar and First of the sun. Then I search all the birdies until I find one that has teleportation powers and I have it teleport the Sandwich into my hands.

NO! 

I compound zinc and steel to grab it before it teleports, sending the sandwich back to the safe. I ask @coinshot1 to make it Aviar-proof.

[___ He/Him]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

NO! 

I compound zinc and steel to grab it before it teleports, sending the sandwich back to the safe. I ask @coinshot1 to make it Aviar-proof.

As I have little to no knowledge of Aviars, I line the safe with aluminum and hope that works.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

NO! 

I compound zinc and steel to grab it before it teleports, sending the sandwich back to the safe. I ask @coinshot1 to make it Aviar-proof.

I'm sad...... Then I remember that I own two planets so I'm happy. I also grab Sel and Nalthis to become part of my popsicle empire.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I get go over toc @NerdyAarakocra, use duralumin-zinc to re-control my kandra, turn Braize into  hospitable planet, and make a sandwich empire on there. I formally resign from popsicles and chouta but ask if @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius want to collaborate for a popsicle-chouta sandwich that costs 3x the normal price.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I get go over toc @NerdyAarakocra, use duralumin-zinc to re-control my kandra, turn Braize into  hospitable planet, and make a sandwich empire on there. I formally resign from popsicles and chouta but ask if @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius want to collaborate for a popsicle-chouta sandwich that costs 3x the normal price.

I formally agree.

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, Wyver said:

I get go over toc @NerdyAarakocra, use duralumin-zinc to re-control my kandra, turn Braize into  hospitable planet, and make a sandwich empire on there. I formally resign from popsicles and chouta but ask if @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius want to collaborate for a popsicle-chouta sandwich that costs 3x the normal price.

I accept this offer.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

1 hour ago, Wyver said:

I get go over toc @NerdyAarakocra, use duralumin-zinc to re-control my kandra, turn Braize into  hospitable planet, and make a sandwich empire on there. I formally resign from popsicles and chouta but ask if @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius want to collaborate for a popsicle-chouta sandwich that costs 3x the normal price.

Having gone through a major character arc on Roshar and becoming a Herald, (the 11th one because they didn't have anyone to replace), I appear on Braize with a Fused spear in my chest. I see the popsicle-chouta sandwiches for sale, and I offer to buy one for the spear currently impaled in me.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

54 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Having gone through a major character arc on Roshar and becoming a Herald, (the 11th one because they didn't have anyone to replace), I appear on Braize with a Fused spear in my chest. I see the popsicle-chouta sandwiches for sale, and I offer to buy one for the spear currently impaled in me.

"Any magical properties, or curses, or anything on it (besides your blood)?" I ask. 

(Also I make the chouta popsicle thingies. Hopefully the fused like chouta popsicle sandwiches!)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

48 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Any magical properties, or curses, or anything on it (besides your blood)?" I ask. 

(Also I make the chouta popsicle thingies. Hopefully the fused like chouta popsicle sandwiches!)

Whispers: What if it is hemalurgically charged?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

47 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Any magical properties, or curses, or anything on it (besides your blood)?" I ask. 

(Also I make the chouta popsicle thingies. Hopefully the fused like chouta popsicle sandwiches!)

"Um. It's evil and killed me. Probably steals magic too." I pull it out. "Good chance it has some valuable material in it"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Whispers: What if it is hemalurgically charged?

Whispers: Then I'm gonna stab myself!  

Just now, AltonicKeys said:

"Um. It's evil and killed me. Probably steals magic too." I pull it out. "Good chance it has some valuable material in it"

"Deal" I hand you a sandwich and take the spear.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

Whispers: Then I'm gonna stab myself!  

"Deal" I hand you a sandwich and take the spear.

I take the sandwich and take a seat and take a bite. 

Oh.
Oh my goodness.
The popsicle, the chouta, both between two slices of bread....
Oh man.
It's terrible. The taste is so nasty, so conflicting, like there's a war in my mouth. Like someone torturing me.

My soul goes back to Roshar. So long!!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I take the sandwich and take a seat and take a bite. 

Oh.
Oh my goodness.
The popsicle, the chouta, both between two slices of bread....
Oh man.
It's terrible. The taste is so nasty, so conflicting, like there's a war in my mouth. Like someone torturing me.

My soul goes back to Roshar. So long!!

"Yes. I call it 'ze War thou Fused end Heralds', based after the history here. It's fancy for 'the war of fused and heralds'"

[Unintelligenius he/him]

My teleportation aviar teleports the aluminum away from the safe and I sell it on ebay. Then my aviar teleports the Sandwich into my hands. I put it up for auction on ebay.

[___ He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

My teleportation aviar teleports the aluminum away from the safe and I sell it on ebay. Then my aviar teleports the Sandwich into my hands. I put it up for auction on ebay.

I use the elsecaller honorblade to teleport it back and then blow up your aviar. I use the bondsmith honorblade to bond it to it's hiding place so it can't be teleported away.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I make 20000 boxings and share it with @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius. I make a whole other Sandwich empire on Scadrial, and proceed to rule it.

FOREVER!!!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Wyver said:

I make 20000 boxings and share it with @coinshot1 and @Uninteligenius. I make a whole other Sandwich empire on Scadrial, and proceed to rule it.

FOREVER!!!

yippeee time to pull a Kelsier!!!

I recruit some people to form my own crew and we topple your empire.

Oh, and I deck you across the face