The Battle for the Sandwich

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

D2 follows

he is now completely loyal to you

[___ He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Wouldn't Nightblood kill you? Bc of its investiture need?

Anyways: I reveal the sandwich. "Nah" I say, before going to the cognitive realm (again), and running off to Scadrial, where I kidnap and (I guess) Mind Control another Kandra, and make them hide my trail.

I am somewhere in Scadrial.

It draws from my compounding of pewter or something I guess and also feeds off the investiture of the kandra until I sheathe it.

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

I take Nightblood from @coinshot1 and stab the spirit b4 running off/.

I start crying very loudly, so loudly in fact, that it shakes the entire cosmere.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

33 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

It draws from my compounding of pewter or something I guess and also feeds off the investiture of the kandra until I sheathe it.

I start crying very loudly, so loudly in fact, that it shakes the entire cosmere.

I stumble for a moment because of the cosmere shaking, but then run off into Shadesmar with (of course) D2 covering my trail.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

19 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

No metal, you say... but your blood has iron in it. I compound connection into Shadesmar, buy a popsicle from @Uninteligenius, cry over my lost kandra, and steelpush Wyver's arms off, ripping his jacket and letting me take the sandwich.

I thank KSOHS for buying a popsicle.

2 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

everyone explodes

I sue you for destroying my property, win the case, get $50, and reopen my popsicle stand. 

No one noticed but my popsicle stand was actually a coverup for my secret Sandwich laundering business and my secret agents discreetly bring me the Sandwich after replacing the real one with a fake.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I thank KSOHS for buying a popsicle.

I sue you for destroying my property, win the case, get $50, and reopen my popsicle stand. 

No one noticed but my popsicle stand was actually a coverup for my secret Sandwich laundering business and my secret agents discreetly bring me the Sandwich after replacing the real one with a fake.

Sorry

D1 comes to the popsicle stand and asks if he can work there

[strmblsd he/him]

I pull out my sandwich trackorator 300 and it points me too it and while walking in that direction I walk of a cliff 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

5 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I pull out my sandwich trackorator 300 and it points me too it and while walking in that direction I walk of a cliff 

D3 catches you

[strmblsd he/him]

6 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

D3 catches you

I thank D3 and asl him where the sandwich is

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I thank D3 and asl him where the sandwich is

“Sandwich? What sandwich?”

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

“Sandwich? What sandwich?”

"The sandwich. The one everyone is hunting. The greatest sandwich ever"

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, strmblsd said:

"The sandwich. The one everyone is hunting. The greatest sandwich ever"

“Oh, well I did not know that, I will help you on your quest to find this sandwich”

*D3 has joined your party*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I walk in, disregarding anything else that is happening, and take the Sandwich.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I dunno what happened but sure. I walk in and see someone pilfering the sanwich. I gasp (*gaaaaaaaaaasp*) and force my kandra to take it from @Vyzkel

[___ He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I walk in, disregarding anything else that is happening, and take the Sandwich.

I offer to trade my scadrian instant noodles for the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, coinshot1 said:

I offer to trade my scadrian instant noodles for the sandwich

I accept immediately and skip away happily.

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I accept immediately and skip away happily.

I move the sandwich toward my mouth, but pause. Then I stuff it in my pocket and sprint away.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

uh idk if i took the sandwich or if he has it but sure 

I go over and see @Vyzkel eating Scadrian Instant Noodles and ask I have can sit with him, because I have a bowl of Scadrian bread to consume.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I return to Shadesmar and buy another popsicle from @Uninteligenius. This time, I don't eat it, but save it to trade away in The Vending Machine Game for something that may give me an edge. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Check it. 

I stab myself with the atium spike and gain feruchemical luck. I compound it to find a winning lottery ticket I can use in the Vending Machine.

Edited April 30, 2025 by Wyver

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Sorry

D1 comes to the popsicle stand and asks if he can work there

I accept D1 as my first employee. Then with some extra money I open a second stand. 

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I accept D1 as my first employee. Then with some extra money I open a second stand. 

Across the street, I open a chouta stand. I go buy a popsicle to show that I am in support of your stand.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I accept D1 as my first employee. Then with some extra money I open a second stand. 

D1 is happy

Just now, coinshot1 said:

Across the street, I open a chouta stand. I go buy a popsicle to show that I am in support of your stand.

D1 looks at the stand confused

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

D1 looks at the stand confused

I give D1 some free chouta.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

7 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I give D1 some free chouta.

D1 asks “what is chouta?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I arrive and ask if I can work at the Popsicle and/or chouta stand.