The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Since you didn't bold your message, the sandwich is still in Uninteligenius' hands. As such, I steal his hands, and with them the sandwich.

I die of exasperation and steal @Uninteligenius's hands, sandwich with them. Then I flee to the Spiritual Realm and create a vision filled with fake sandwiches.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

19 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

 

Since you didn't bold your message, the sandwich is still in Uninteligenius' hands. As such, I steal his hands, and with them the sandwich.

Since you FORGOT that the Dreamscape existed and IS canon, I invade your mind and torture you until you give me the The Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

28 minutes ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I die of exasperation and steal @Uninteligenius's hands, sandwich with them. Then I flee to the Spiritual Realm and create a vision filled with fake sandwiches.

I come back from the beyond, done with chilling there, and steal the sandwich detector and use it to find the sandwich, then grab it. Then, because the sandwich was your anchor, you are trapped in the spiritual realm forever, and by the time you figure out how to leave it'll have been about 50,000 years. Then I throw the sandwich into the Dor's perpendicularity to prevent anyone else from getting it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab my hands and tape them back on. Then I snap my fingers to make time go back to right before Coinshot threw the Sandwich into the perpendicularity and grab it then shove him into the perpendicularity. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I looks around the chaos

Then he snatches the sandwich and runs off

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

who, chaos?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I look in the chaos. the chaos has a cavity in their bottom left 1st bicuspid, between the 2nd bicuspid. I return into the room, move the X-ray device away, and take off their lead blanket. After a light cleaning, I directly fill the cavity with resin composite filling, then cure it with UV light. I polish the rest of their teeth and apply fluoride on them (the chaos likes the bubblegum flavor). the chaos leaves with a toothbrush, toothpaste, dinosaur flossers, and a sticky hand. After they leave, I bill their insurance for the filling expenses.

I suddenly remember I forgot to take the chaos' Sandwich, so I run down the road, through the busy intersection, and merge onto the freeway. While the chaos is stuck in traffic, I land on their car, crushing the engine so they can't go anywhere. My beefy dentist arms tear open the door, grab the Sandwich from the chaos, and I run away.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

22 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I grab my hands and tape them back on. Then I snap my fingers to make time go back to right before Coinshot threw the Sandwich into the perpendicularity and grab it then shove him into the perpendicularity. 

I compound zinc to help me find this perpendicularity from the Spiritual Realm. I compound duralumin to gain back my connection to the Physical Realm and enter. I compound enough bendalloy to keep myself from falling unconscious and compound steel to dash all the way to @AltonicKeys and steal the sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

46 minutes ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I compound zinc to help me find this perpendicularity from the Spiritual Realm. I compound duralumin to gain back my connection to the Physical Realm and enter. I compound enough bendalloy to keep myself from falling unconscious and compound steel to dash all the way to @AltonicKeys and steal the sandwich.

I clothesline you right after you take the sandwich, grab it, and then lash as much as possible forward with a slight lashing downward, then compound steel and use duralumin and pewter to run at just under the speed of light away.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I kill all math forever. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

I kill all math forever. 

I weep.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I weep.

I bring back simple algebra. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I bring back simple algebra. 

I lay flowers on calculus' grave.

[___ He/Him]

Now that math is gone, I warp space and travel 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000029376261719919171616536372729938473627289293984737382828283873∞ miles in an instant, still holding the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

31 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I lay flowers on calculus' grave.

I burn the flowers. 

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

I burn the flowers. 

I come back to slap you because how could you do that

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I come back to slap you because how could you do that

I slap you back because how could you defend math??

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I burn the flowers. 

I jump in the fire.

[___ He/Him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

I slap you back because how could you defend math??

I slap myself in the forehead as I realize you're right. As penance for being in the wrong when slapping you, I give you the sandwich.

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I jump in the fire.

I spread your ashes in space so you are free to roam forever.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I spread your ashes in space so you are free to roam forever.

I am very grateful.

F    a     r     e     w      e      l       l         .            .               .

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I jump in the fire.

I sigh. 

10 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I slap myself in the forehead as I realize you're right. As penance for being in the wrong when slapping you, I give you the sandwich.

I spread your ashes in space so you are free to roam forever.

I retreat to a picnic to eat it after thanking you. 

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am very grateful.

F    a     r     e     w      e      l       l         .            .               .

I sigh again. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

You all made a mistake removing maths... In retribution, I quantum tunnel next to @Bird Furious, take the sandwich and flee to the Mindscape, before spontaneously turning into an Elantrian and draw Aon Edo absolutely everywhere. I meditate on compounded zinc to find ways to return maths to the world.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You all made a mistake removing maths... In retribution, I quantum tunnel next to @Bird Furious, take the sandwich and flee to the Mindscape, before spontaneously turning into an Elantrian and draw Aon Edo absolutely everywhere. I meditate on compounded zinc to find ways to return maths to the world.

I am hungry. I cry. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am hungry. I cry. 

I offer you a pb&j sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am hungry. I cry. 

I return from the dead and give you some food