The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I swoop in while you're swooping out and steal the sandwich

The sandwich decides it likes my snacks better and comes over to me

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

16 hours ago, DAVEY said:

The sandwich decides it likes my snacks better and comes over to me

I drug your snacks with slipping pills. When the sandwich eats em it falls asleep. I then run to the sandwich and snatch it up

[___ He/Him]

7 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

I drug your snacks with slipping pills. When the sandwich eats em it falls asleep. I then run to the sandwich and snatch it up

I make an illusory sandwich which I sneak into your hand as I grab the real one.

[strmblsd he/him]

i sneak up befing you (like in zelda) and sneakstrike you. then grab the sandwich

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

i sneak up befing you (like in zelda) and sneakstrike you. then grab the sandwich

I swoop in like Batman and steal the sandwich flying away

[Shatter He/Him]

5 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I swoop in like Batman and steal the sandwich flying away

I perform a HALO (High Altitude, Low Opening) jump right onto your back, grabbing the sandwich and then realize its leavened bread and I can't eat it or own it because of Passover so I drop it.

Edited April 16, 2025 by The Shattered Cosmere

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

I perform a HALO (High Altitude, Low Opening) jump right onto your back, grabbing the sandwich and then realize its leavened bread and I can't eat it or own it because of Passover so I drop it.

I catch it and fall into a moving bank robbery

[___ He/Him]

8 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I catch it and fall into a moving bank robbery

I open a perpendicularity right next to the sandwich and reach through and grab it.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, coinshot1 said:

I open a perpendicularity right next to the sandwich and reach through and grab it.

Oops, you grabbed me, now the sandwich is being stolen by bank robbers, what ever shall we do?

[___ He/Him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Oops, you grabbed me, now the sandwich is being stolen by bank robbers, what ever shall we do?

I trap you in the spiritual realm and bribe the bank robbers to give me the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

 

8 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

I trap you in the spiritual realm and bribe the bank robbers to give me the sandwich.

I am the bank robber and I take the money and run away without giving you the sandwich

[___ He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

 

I am the bank robber and I take the money and run away without giving you the sandwich

I use a dog whistle to get dogs to come and maul you and in the fray grab the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, coinshot1 said:

I use a dog whistle to get dogs to come and maul you and in the fray grab the sandwich

But it wasn't bolded, so it was all a dream . . .

I sneeze again.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

But it wasn't bolded, so it was all a dream . . .

I sneeze again.

Noooo... 

I wake up and hire sonic to snatch the sandwich and bring it back to me.

Then I lock it in a safe.

I catch a cold from the sneeze.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, coinshot1 said:

Noooo... 

I wake up and hire sonic to snatch the sandwich and bring it back to me.

Then I lock it in a safe.

I catch a cold from the sneeze.

Yay! I'm not sick so I don't know how you got sick . . .

I hit you over the head with a frying pan because I woke up this morning and chose violence.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I am bored. 

I yawn. 

[___ He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yay! I'm not sick so I don't know how you got sick . . .

I hit you over the head with a frying pan because I woke up this morning and chose violence.

I am unconscious but still have sandwich.

I was never sick, I was tricking you. Haha!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I am bored. 

I yawn. 

I wanna be nommed still. >>:(

Just now, coinshot1 said:

I am unconscious but still have sandwich.

I was never sick, I was tricking you. Haha!

I sneeze all over your face anyway.

I nab the Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I wanna be nommed still. >>:(

I sneeze all over your face anyway.

I nab the Sandwich.

Aw.

Well I'm so skibidi rizz sigma that you just give it back.

Spoiler

That felt so cringe to type

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

Aw.

Well I'm so skibidi rizz sigma that you just give it back.

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That felt so cringe to type

 

I die of brainrot exposure.

Spoiler

nooooooo

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I wanna be nommed still. >>:(

I sneeze all over your face anyway.

I nab the Sandwich.

I don't want to nom you. 

4 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

Aw.

Well I'm so skibidi rizz sigma that you just give it back.

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That felt so cringe to type

 

 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I die of brainrot exposure.

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nooooooo

 

I die as well. After a long essay about why you SHOULDN'T SAY THOSE WORDS T~T

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

I don't want to nom you. 

 

I die as well. After a long essay about why you SHOULDN'T SAY THOSE WORDS T~T

I CONCUR

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I CONCUR

YEAH

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I use Fullborn compounding, storing Allomantic power in a nicrsil mind and tapping it to get more. Eventually, I can ironpull on the trace metal in the sandwhich to take it.

[___ He/Him]

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I CONCUR

Actually I do too

8 hours ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I use Fullborn compounding, storing Allomantic power in a nicrsil mind and tapping it to get more. Eventually, I can ironpull on the trace metal in the sandwhich to take it.

I am Batman. I pull the sandwich out of the ironpull with an aluminum grappling hook. Then I blow you up with grenades.