The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

32 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

FIIIIIIIIIIne. But i dont wannt no ferrari. I want a dragon. SANDWICH DRAGON

You can’t buy a dragon. They don’t exist. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

FIIIIIIIIIIne. But i dont wannt no ferrari. I want a dragon. SANDWICH DRAGON

You can however buy a sandwich in the shape of a dragon. Not the sandwich, which I am hiding somewhere (surprise), but a sandwich. Pastrami?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, in my confusion, suddenly have the Sandwich in my hand. I shrug and run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

24 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I, in my confusion, suddenly have the Sandwich in my hand. I shrug and run away.

I toddle up to you, now three years old.

I reach up towards you and want you to pick me up.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I toddle up to you, now three years old.

I reach up towards you and want you to pick me up

Vyzkel, in picking you up, drops the sandwich. My tamed ROUS walks in, grabs the sandwich, screams, leaves and brings it to me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Using a grenade, I quickly deal with the ROUS before it brings the Sandwich to dezaS, then pick up the unaffected Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

As soon as Tell picks up the sandwich, I throw a pie in his face and I grab the sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

You can’t buy a dragon. They don’t exist. 

DRAGONS EXIST! THEY DO! r-r-r-right? c-c-cause i-i-if th-th-they d-d-don't, m-my w-whole l-life i-is a-a l-l-l-lie...

4 hours ago, dezaS said:

You can however buy a sandwich in the shape of a dragon. Not the sandwich, which I am hiding somewhere (surprise), but a sandwich. Pastrami?

Real dragon ples

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

DRAGONS EXIST! THEY DO! r-r-r-right? c-c-cause i-i-if th-th-they d-d-don't, m-my w-whole l-life i-is a-a l-l-l-lie...

Real dragon ples

…

I give you a dragon. 

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I make and eat a sandwich, get sad because of how dry and gross the sandwich is compared to The Sandwich, and decide to rejoin the fight.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

DRAGONS EXIST! THEY DO! r-r-r-right? c-c-cause i-i-if th-th-they d-d-don't, m-my w-whole l-life i-is a-a l-l-l-lie...

Real dragon ples

Have three thousand. Don’t ask how Hunter got them.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

16 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

As soon as Tell picks up the sandwich, I throw a pie in his face and I grab the sandwich

I eat the pie in my face then, fueled with pie, recite digits of pi until everyone falls asleep from boredom. Then I grab The Sandwich and run off to the jungle.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

…

I give you a dragon. 

Literally explodes in pure joy "The only thing... that could bring me... back... from the dead... is... more DRAGONS" *dies*

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Have three thousand. Don’t ask how Hunter got them.

*get's revived* YAY MORE DRAGONS

Dragon counter: 3,001

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

33 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Literally explodes in pure joy "The only thing... that could bring me... back... from the dead... is... more DRAGONS" *dies*

No, the Sandwich is the only thing that could bring you back from the dead

You are still dead, and must acquire it as a ghost.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Literally explodes in pure joy "The only thing... that could bring me... back... from the dead... is... more DRAGONS" *dies*

*get's revived* YAY MORE DRAGONS

Dragon counter: 3,001

Welcome to the Dreamscape

 

I leave the Dreamscape to continue launching pies at Tell. I vow that for every digit of pi he recites, I throw a pie at him. Cuz it worked so well the first time. Definitely.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Bread rain

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, dezaS said:

No, the Sandwich is the only thing that could bring you back from the dead

You are still dead, and must acquire it as a ghost.

I can be revived by dragons. it is a result of my special ability: Dragon Fanatic

Dragon Count: 3,001

Edited April 9, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Literally explodes in pure joy "The only thing... that could bring me... back... from the dead... is... more DRAGONS" *dies*

*get's revived* YAY MORE DRAGONS

Dragon counter: 3,001

I am amused. 

2 hours ago, dezaS said:

No, the Sandwich is the only thing that could bring you back from the dead

You are still dead, and must acquire it as a ghost.

Hmph, you're just a scudding naysayer

22 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I can be revived by dragons. it is a result of my special ability: Dragon Fanatic

Dragon Count: 3,001

I cheer. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I am amused. 

Hmph, you're just a scudding naysayer

I cheer. 

High Five?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

High Five?

I high five you. 

Do you have a mother? 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I high five you. 

Do you have a mother? 

In game or Irl?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

In game or Irl?

On the Shard. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

On the Shard. 

No. Why do you ask?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No. Why do you ask?

Because I want to adopt you. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Because I want to adopt you. 

Okay. Cool. *hands an adoption form* just sign there and I will be adopted *whispers* and your soul will be mine *unwhisper*