The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

26 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I gasp excitedly and open it.

I watch excitedly, not knowing what it is.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I watch excitedly, not knowing what it is.

It's one billion dollars! 

I giggle happily and hug you.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

It's one billion dollars! 

I giggle happily and hug you.

The 1 billion dollars are all actually mimics

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

It's one billion dollars! 

I giggle happily and hug you.

I beam and squizzle you. 

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The 1 billion dollars are all actually mimics

But they're actually not. Leave my baby daughter alone. *stabs*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

I beam and squizzle you. 

But they're actually not. Leave my baby daughter alone. *stabs*

Oh no. It apears I am bleeding out. I will die soon.

I SUMMON DRAGONS WITH RENEWED VIGOR! DRACONIC REVERSAL 5/5! AAAAAH! (Draconic reversal will be used in my next post! Then I will no longer post until someone revives me.)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh no. It apears I am bleeding out. I will die soon.

I SUMMON DRAGONS WITH RENEWED VIGOR! DRACONIC REVERSAL 5/5! AAAAAH! (Draconic reversal will be used in my next post! Then I will no longer post until someone revives me.)

I don't have a clue what that means. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh no. It apears I am bleeding out. I will die soon.

I SUMMON DRAGONS WITH RENEWED VIGOR! DRACONIC REVERSAL 5/5! AAAAAH! (Draconic reversal will be used in my next post! Then I will no longer post until someone revives me.)

Hey wouldn't this one be 4/5.

I pelt you with stones and pebbles.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The 1 billion dollars are all actually mimics

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh no. It apears I am bleeding out. I will die soon.

I SUMMON DRAGONS WITH RENEWED VIGOR! DRACONIC REVERSAL 5/5! AAAAAH! (Draconic reversal will be used in my next post! Then I will no longer post until someone revives me.)

I have . . . no idea what any of that means

12 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I beam and squizzle you. 

*squizzles*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Hey wouldn't this one be 4/5.

I pelt you with stones and pebbles.

I join you and throw pans at Dragon

[Vyzkel He/Him]

While chaos ensues, I sneak away with the Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

54 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I have . . . no idea what any of that means

*squizzles*

 

41 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

While chaos ensues, I sneak away with the Sandwich.

I follow with my honorary daughter. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

 

I follow with my honorary daughter. 

I fall asleep in your arms, three years old once again.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I fall asleep in your arms, three years old once again.

This makes me happy. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Hey wouldn't this one be 4/5.

I pelt you with stones and pebbles.

I summoned dragons extra hard bc I was about to die. Anyway,

DRACONIC REVERSAL BLAST! Everyone becomes dragons. (also I die)

Edited April 2, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I explode into explode into something devious and take the sandwich 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I deviously eat the Sandwich.

I explode into your explosion and deviously steal the Sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I deviously explode the sandwich and steal it.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I deviously summon itirSp, then deviously close my eyes while the carnage ensues.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

45 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I deviously explode the sandwich and steal it.

I come back from my wanderings after finding Jerome and we take the Sandwich and swing out like Tarzan.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I desperately try to banish itirSp back to whence he came.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I tape some dragon food to itirSp's back and wait for dragons to come eat him.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I

A] Banish @BlueWildRye to the Netherlands,

B] Eat the dragon food.

C] Eat the dragons.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

A

Edited April 3, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I learn Dutch, which was useless because everyone in the Netherlands speaks English, and head to Holland to team up with @BlueWildRye.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

46 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I learn Dutch, which was useless because everyone in the Netherlands speaks English, and head to Holland to team up with @BlueWildRye.

"Alright, dezaS," says I. "I have a plan.... What's the plan?"