The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Okay. Cool. *hands an adoption form* just sign there and I will be adopted *whispers* and your soul will be mine *unwhisper*

Oh... my soul's actually not for sale. *hands a different adoption form* Here's a simple contract. Just sign and you're adopted. Maybe I'll give you part of my soul at the party though. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Oh... my soul's actually not for sale. *hands a different adoption form* Here's a simple contract. Just sign and you're adopted. Maybe I'll give you part of my soul at the party though. 

*grumbles about nit getting someone's soul* *signs contract* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I wont try and steal your soul...

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*grumbles about nit getting someone's soul* *signs contract* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I wont try and steal your soul...

Yay!

@KnightSkye @WhiteHairedDrifter (scud your weird username whirte) You guys have a brother!! 

I have three sons now!

*squeezes Dragon* 

Hehe mine. 

@Through The Living Glass You have another grandson  

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay!

@KnightSkye @WhiteHairedDrifter (scud your weird username whirte) You guys have a brother!! 

I have three sons now!

*squeezes Dragon* 

Hehe mine. 

@Through The Living Glass You have another grandson  

Yay !

Soo.... Can i have any of yall's souls? Pretty please?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yay !

Soo.... Can i have any of yall's souls? Pretty please?

You sound like my character Nemesis…

You can have a sliver of my soul. A teensy sliver. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

You sound like my character Nemesis…

You can have a sliver of my soul. A teensy sliver. 

What fraction exactly? I need to know to put it in my inventory.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I start running at @Bird Furious and @CoderDrag0n8 and tackle both of you in funness 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What fraction exactly? I need to know to put it in my inventory.

1/2,197. 

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

I start running at @Bird Furious and @CoderDrag0n8 and tackle both of you in funness 

I am angry! I was hugging my son! 

I bonk you with a stick. 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

1/2,197. 

I am angry! I was hugging my son! 

I bonk you with a stick. 

I make ow noise and sit down, starting at you attentatively 

edit: wait, doesn’t Glass have your soul?

Edited April 9, 2025 by THE DEMON
‘edit: wait, doesn’t Glass have your soul’ shan’t be boldend edit again: HOW DID I MESS UP ‘boldened’ THAT BAD!?!?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

32 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay!

@KnightSkye @WhiteHairedDrifter (scud your weird username whirte) You guys have a brother!! 

I have three sons now!

*squeezes Dragon* 

Hehe mine. 

@Through The Living Glass You have another grandson  

*gasp*

FOOD??

27 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yay !

Soo.... Can i have any of yall's souls? Pretty please?

NUH-UH

21 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

You sound like my character Nemesis…

You can have a sliver of my soul. A teensy sliver. 

NO MINE

apologies. I am feeling very energetic but am also extremely tired somehow at the same time.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp*

FOOD??

NUH-UH

NO MINE

apologies. I am feeling very energetic but am also extremely tired somehow at the same time.

real

I propose a deal. You give me your soul, I consent to being eaten. (Fun Fact: People taste better when they consent to being eaten? I know this because I have used torture with my meals sometimes)  I am sane.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

real

I propose a deal. You give me your soul, I consent to being eaten. (Fun Fact: People taste better when they consent to being eaten? I know this because I have used torture with my meals sometimes)  I am sane.

huh

Well my soul already belongs to someone else, so . . . sorry.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

huh

Well my soul already belongs to someone else, so . . . sorry.

Aw... sad... You could bargain someone elses soul! (They just need to give permission)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Aw... sad... You could bargain someone elses soul! (They just need to give permission)

@SpiritOfWrath's?

He doesn't need itttttt.

He has like sixteen others.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

@SpiritOfWrath's?

He doesn't need itttttt.

He has like sixteen others.

Did he give consent? (Souls are like people, they are better to control/consume with consent)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Did he give consent? (Souls are like people, they are better to control/consume with consent)

*sigh*

WRAAAAAAAAATH

CAN I HAVE YOUR SOOOOOOOOUL?

@SpiritOfWrath

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, THE DEMON said:

I make ow noise and sit down, starting at you attentatively 

edit: wait, doesn’t Glass have your soul?

She doesn’t. She only wishes she does. 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp*

FOOD??

NUH-UH

NO MINE

apologies. I am feeling very energetic but am also extremely tired somehow at the same time.

HEY. THAT’S MY NEW SON. DON’T EAT HIM!

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

real

I propose a deal. You give me your soul, I consent to being eaten. (Fun Fact: People taste better when they consent to being eaten? I know this because I have used torture with my meals sometimes)  I am sane.

NO. DO NOT LET GRAMMA EAT YOU! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

She doesn’t. She only wishes she does. 

HEY. THAT’S MY NEW SON. DON’T EAT HIM!

NO. DO NOT LET GRAMMA EAT YOU! 

WHAT

WHY

I WANNA

And YES I DO OWN YOUR SOUL

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

56 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT

WHY

I WANNA

And YES I DO OWN YOUR SOUL

if you own someone else's soul, only your consent is needed. (because it is then technically your soul)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT

WHY

I WANNA

And YES I DO OWN YOUR SOUL

BECAUSE HE’S MY SON AND I WONT LET YOU

AND NO. YOU DON’T. I’D GIVEN MULTIPLE PARTS AWAY TO MULTIPLE PEOPLE BEFORE I MET YOU, AND THOUGH YOU’VE TRIED TO STEAL IT, I PROMISE MY SECURITY MEASURED ARE UP TO SCRATCH. 

LOL. 

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

if you own someone else's soul, only your consent is needed. (because it is then technically your soul)

I think she might have a fake soul. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

BECAUSE HE’S MY SON AND I WONT LET YOU

AND NO. YOU DON’T. I’D GIVEN MULTIPLE PARTS AWAY TO MULTIPLE PEOPLE BEFORE I MET YOU, AND THOUGH YOU’VE TRIED TO STEAL IT, I PROMISE MY SECURITY MEASURED ARE UP TO SCRATCH. 

LOL. 

I think she might have a fake soul. 

Fake souls are welcome. They are almost as delicous as real souls. I won't get cooked to get one, though

I'll be real I just want stuff to add to my inventory.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

29 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

if you own someone else's soul, only your consent is needed. (because it is then technically your soul)

True

22 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

BECAUSE HE’S MY SON AND I WONT LET YOU

AND NO. YOU DON’T. I’D GIVEN MULTIPLE PARTS AWAY TO MULTIPLE PEOPLE BEFORE I MET YOU, AND THOUGH YOU’VE TRIED TO STEAL IT, I PROMISE MY SECURITY MEASURED ARE UP TO SCRATCH. 

LOL. 

I think she might have a fake soul. 

LOL

BUT ALSO YEAH YOU GAVE IT TO ME LAST YEAR

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Fake souls are welcome. They are almost as delicous as real souls. I won't get cooked to get one, though

I'll be real I just want stuff to add to my inventory.

I throw three spoons at you so you can add them to your inventory. 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

True

LOL

BUT ALSO YEAH YOU GAVE IT TO ME LAST YEAR

I DID NOT GIVE YOU MY SOUL. I PROMISE. I GAVE THE COLLECTIVE SHARD 1/17 OF MY SOUL SO THERE. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

23 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I DID NOT GIVE YOU MY SOUL. I PROMISE. I GAVE THE COLLECTIVE SHARD 1/17 OF MY SOUL SO THERE. 

YUH-HUH

IT'S IN MY INVENTORY

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YUH-HUH

IT'S IN MY INVENTORY

SO? YOU’RE LYINF ABOUT IT BECAUe I NEVER GAVE IT TO YOU. CITE THE POST.