The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I think you forgot about infinite healing. I rise, but am struck by the weight of just having finished WaT ~4 minutes ago.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 minutes ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I think you forgot about infinite healing. I rise, but am struck by the weight of just having finished WaT ~4 minutes ago.

Congratulations!

Being the Riddler, I confuse Batman with a riddle and steal the Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I think you forgot about infinite healing. I rise, but am struck by the weight of just having finished WaT ~4 minutes ago.

That's awesome!

I use AI to solve the riddle and steal the sandwich back.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

I think you forgot about infinite healing. I rise, but am struck by the weight of just having finished WaT ~4 minutes ago.

Yoooooo so cool how was it?

I say "I... Am... BATMAN!" and snap my fingers how it should have ended style and destroy everyone except for me & the sandwich. I eat the sandwich (But that one was a fake sanwich) and reconstruct the real sandwich in my liver. I become immune to all attacks.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yoooooo so cool how was it?

I say "I... Am... BATMAN!" and snap my fingers how it should have ended style and destroy everyone except for me & the sandwich. I eat the sandwich (But that one was a fake sanwich) and reconstruct the real sandwich in my liver. I become immune to all attacks.

I steal your liver using a teleportation spell and run away at Mach 25

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I steal your liver using a teleportation spell and run away at Mach 25

That was actually a FAKE! (Note: all sandwiches found in my body are likely to be fakes)

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

That was actually a FAKE! (Note: all sandwiches found in my body are likely to be fakes)

I still have your liver

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

I still have your liver

Oh yes. It appears *checks life amount* *life amount is at negative one* I am dying. Oh no. Dragon ples.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh yes. It appears *checks life amount* *life amount is at negative one* I am dying. Oh no. Dragon ples.

I laugh and steal your pancreas, gallbladder, and both kidneys

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I laugh and steal your pancreas, gallbladder, and both kidneys

oh no... *realizes* oh yeah... *uses dragons in inventory* *all of my body parts are returned*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

35 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yoooooo so cool how was it?

I say "I... Am... BATMAN!" and snap my fingers how it should have ended style and destroy everyone except for me & the sandwich. I eat the sandwich (But that one was a fake sanwich) and reconstruct the real sandwich in my liver. I become immune to all attacks.

. . .

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh yes. It appears *checks life amount* *life amount is at negative one* I am dying. Oh no. Dragon ples.

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oh no... *realizes* oh yeah... *uses dragons in inventory* *all of my body parts are returned*

*steals brain*

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oh no... *realizes* oh yeah... *uses dragons in inventory* *all of my body parts are returned*

Nope, *uses antiyoinkery*

runs away at Mach 25.4957673

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

47 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . .

*steals brain*

the brain in your hand materializes a mouth and says 'boo' you jump away in fear because of my special ability Godmodding. I then re-materalize my entire body and dissolve all other body parts outside and zip away to an unknown pocket of the spiritual realm with my special ability: Pandemonium God of Chaos.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

the brain in your hand materializes a mouth and says 'boo' you jump away in fear because of my special ability Godmodding. I then re-materalize my entire body and dissolve all other body parts outside and zip away to an unknown pocket of the spiritual realm with my special ability: Pandemonium God of Chaos.

I do none of that, however, because Godmodding is not allowed.

I slap you.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I do none of that, however, because Godmodding is not allowed.

I slap you.

Hey! I still ran away to the spiritual realm so...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hey! I still ran away to the spiritual realm so...

I follow and slap you.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I eat the spiritual realm while both of you are in it

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

I eat the spiritual realm while both of you are in it

You dont have my body parts anymore.

I leave the battle for the sandwich. I am still in the world, but conced wanting it. I tell everyone I hid the sandwich in @THE DEMON's kidney.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I eat the spiritual realm while both of you are in it

I am confused.

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You dont have my body parts anymore.

I leave the battle for the sandwich. I am still in the world, but conced wanting it. I tell everyone I hid the sandwich in @THE DEMON's kidney.

 

I am very confused.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

[CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF: @CoderDrag0n8’s Liver, pancreas, gall bladder, and both kidneys]

*screams*

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You dont have my body parts anymore.

I leave the battle for the sandwich. I am still in the world, but conced wanting it. I tell everyone I hid the sandwich in @THE DEMON's kidney.

I do, I antiyoinkeryed you

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am confused.

 

I am very confused.

Good

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Good

???????

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

I do, I antiyoinkeryed you

Good

19 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I then re-materalize my entire body and dissolve all other body parts outside

I scream at U

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

???????

Exactly

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I scream at U

No, I defy that

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Exactly

No, I defy that

I slap thee.